Daily alt.slack Anthropomorphization Description #2

From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Date: Sat, Dec 20, 2003

Today, alt.slack reminds me of a whiny, sniveling, attention vampire
that self-righteously labels itself an "activist" that gloms onto
one cause or another in order to satisfy it's need to rattle a
tambourine and shout nonsensical, poorly composed rhymes at
disinterested passers-by.

--
"There cannot possibly be a god in heaven watching all of this calmly."
-- Revi Shankar

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From: "rev. norel pref" <norelpref@heavyconfetti.com>

True, since a vampire by legend transforms into a bat, that could be seen as
anthropomorphic. And through use of radar, could be viewed (or not viewed,
but sensed) as palindromic.

Some of the best times of my life were spent getting drunk and going to
Pentecostal revivals, banging a tambourine assiduously upon my knee
(bruising up oh so blackly), foaming at the mouth, spinning in the aisles
and spewing "poorly composed rhymes" through dem tongues 'o fire. Of
course, this was years before I found Bob. Or before he found me.

Now all I have left are poorly composed alliterative and assonant blank
verses to comfort me. That and this newsgroup. And ABS....

---a disinterested passer-by

"hypocrisy is the greatest luxury...."
---Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"rev. norel pref" <norelpref@heavyconfetti.com> wrote in message news:<Ip%Eb.15033$jG4.6683@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>...

> Some of the best times of my life were spent getting drunk and going to
> Pentecostal revivals, banging a tambourine assiduously upon my knee
> (bruising up oh so blackly), foaming at the mouth, spinning in the aisles
> and spewing "poorly composed rhymes" through dem tongues 'o fire.

This sounds like most Devivals, except there are bigger amps, much
filthier rhymes, far more high-tech "tambourines" and a lot more
urination. A LOT more. Sometimes for both distance and accuracy.

HellPope Huey
"Mr. President,
when did the hamster in the wheel in your head die?"

I first began to suspect that I was going mad
the night I woke from a troubled reverie
to discover that my hairpiece,
missing from its customary stand on my bedside table,
was in the kitchenette,
locked in an amorous cinch with my pet hamster, Stanley.
- Gerald Bowen

"I've never been hot for my dog;
he's just so ugly its hard to tell
when you're petting the wrong END."
- Father Huey

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

>Today, alt.slack reminds me of a whiny, sniveling, attention vampire
>that self-righteously labels itself an "activist" that gloms onto
>one cause or another in order to satisfy it's need to rattle a
>tambourine and shout nonsensical, poorly composed rhymes at
>disinterested passers-by.

Hey hey! Ho ho! This lack of slack has got to go!

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Today, alt.slack remined me of a one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man stalking a
bunch of blind people with no arms and no legs so they will make him their
King!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech@redcap.spedlins>

Today alt.slack reminded me of what either alt.flame or alt.tasteless would
be like if you had to pay $30 to read them and then feel stupid for having
wasted fifteen minutes reading them and maybe even responding to a post!

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Artemia Salina wrote:
> Today, alt.slack reminds me of a whiny, sniveling, attention vampire
> that self-righteously labels itself an "activist" that gloms onto
> one cause or another in order to satisfy it's need to rattle a
> tambourine and shout nonsensical, poorly composed rhymes at
> disinterested passers-by.

The possessive form of "IT" does not have an apostrophe. The
apostrophe denotes that something was deleted, and "it's" means "it
is." WOULD YOU PLEASE FUCKING LEARN THIS YOU GODDAMN MORON?

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