attn: nu monet

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Mon, May 24, 2004

nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> Blackout wrote:
> >
> > how about including a small descriptive text file with your monter posts so
> > I can tell what they are?
>
> Careful, if you ask anyone to do anything to help you with that sort of
> stuff you are some kind of monster around here, at least that has been
> my experience, you get to be denounced by stang and ridiculed for not
> already knowing everything.

What you mean? I only denounced and ridiculed you for refusing to read
the instructions on the free treasure meachine. I told you the name of
the free treasure machine (Thoth) repeatedly, and where to find it
(downloads.com). I can't make you want to know something useful, but I
can laugh at you for refusing to learn it while WHINING PITIEOUSLY as
if someone had caged you in ignorance. All I have refused to do is to
DIAPER you.

Little human kids use this equipment successfully, but at some point
they probably did read the instructions.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

You also refused to pay attention when I told you more than once that
the antique twentieth century technology I am using has the old 1/2 inch
screw type, thirty-peg brass interface plugs with fabric wrapped cables
where Thoth has the blue light beam mental energy interface, which is to
say that I simply cannot use it no matter how much I make my brain learn
about it and no matter how much I want my computer to be able to use it,
and no matter how much you belittle and demean me, which last part IS
REALLY REALLY HELPFUL and if anything COULD magically make my computer
somehow not be like eight fucking years old all that DEMEANING and
BELITTLING SURELY WOULD. I did seriously and actually tell you roughly
that, and say can you guys just help me out here and find yourself a
newsgroup for huge multipart files, to post your 500 part movies and 100
part sound files into so if I do want to see someone's fifty new
variations on dobbsheads I would actually be able to find them on the
newsgroup, and what I got was just the sort of mockery and ridicule
displayed above. And yet you did actually eventually find yourselves a
newsgroup dedicated to movie uploads for your movie uploads and are
probably congratulating yourselves on the good idea you had.

> Little human kids use this equipment successfully, but at some point
> they probably did read the instructions.
>
Little human kids have a one or two fully job-enslaved parents to buy
their relatively current hardware for them so they don't have to say gee
I would sure like to download all this great stuff but if I personally,
which is to say the Nenslo Family bought an entirely more recent
computer we would have to forego luxuries like groceries and electricity
for six months. WHICH IS WHAT I TOLD YOU A LONG TIME AGO you fucking asshole.

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

You know, when the elder Subgenii fight, it's just sad.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

If you think this is FIGHTING, you have led a SWEET AND EASY LIFE. This
is the way elder SubGenii jog each other's memories, if they CAN be
jogged. Nenslo should just be real glad that the rest of us had that
brilliant idea of posting huge movies to that deserted newsgroup. We
still post medium sized movies and songs to alt.binaries.slack,
however.

I'm one of those fully job-enslaved parents he mentions, so I certainly
won't FIGHT with a non-job-enslaved non-parent about HOME COMPUTER
FINANCING -- that would be like an orange fighting with an apple over
who gets to grow on which tree.

In the slightest touch of irony, Nenslo's techno-martyrdom whining
comes at a time when several parts of my own expensive bought-on-credit
fancy-ass computer system have been breaking down. Getting my videos
finished enough to show at that devival was a titanic and heroic
struggle against time and increasingly befucked drives. Even my
KEYBOARD is fucked up -- it makes a D only every OTHER time the D-key
is hit, and puts a strange plus-minus symbol spontaneously in front of
caps now and then. I had to go back and fix the Ds on this letter.

I need to drop everything and spend a week nursing and defragging 6
large hard drives and looking into the cost of AIR CONDITIONING. While
I personally as a primate can function fine in Ohio summer with a
couple of good fans, my new processor apparently cannot render
multi-layered shots for more than a few minutes at a time without
crashing, if the room temperature becomes even remotely Texas-like.
It's a WHINING YANKEE PUSSY of a computer.

Nenslo's inability to download an mp3 is no more sad and pathetic,
RELATIVELY, than my inability to render feature-length original
animated video productions in less than 4 attempts without turning on
the air conitioner, and he deserves no more pity. Even my keyboard's
fucked up "D" key alone should provoke more pity-quotient and earn me
more pity-points than his ALLEGED inability to ownload MP3s. I claim
martyrdom-high-ground throughout all of this exactly BECAUSE I am
job-enslaved. Worse, I am my OWN BOSS -- SELF-ENSLAVED! ... and that
was the LEAST of the evils I had to choose from!

Nenslo can't download shit because he doesn't have enough money? Well
guess what, I have to MAKE money, IN ORDER TO DOWNLOAD SHIT!! Which is
"worse"? I guess we're all just sorta FUCKED EITHER WAY for not being
BORN RICH! Nenslo could sell his freedom for a DSL line and a G4 just
like I did.

But, more to the point, WHO CARES? When I think of how many obscure
bad movies I've LIVED THROUGH NOT DOWNLOADING, I have to feel BLESSED.

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

>If you think this is FIGHTING, you have led a SWEET AND EASY LIFE. This
>is the way elder SubGenii jog each other's memories, if they CAN be
>jogged.

I'm sorry. I'll wait for the blood and exposed gristle next time.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Blackout wrote:
>
> P.S. one of these days I'm gonna buy one of your paintings out of the back
> of your closet and I am not shitting you one bit. those Biota covers are
> pretty snazzy if I do say so myself.

Hey, that's great, because Iwas just at the grocery store and they have
this new policy of accepting money that you are going to get someday as
if you actually had it!

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

nenslo wrote:
> Blackout wrote:
>
>>P.S. one of these days I'm gonna buy one of your paintings out of the back
>>of your closet and I am not shitting you one bit. those Biota covers are
>>pretty snazzy if I do say so myself.
>
>
> Hey, that's great, because Iwas just at the grocery store and they have
> this new policy of accepting money that you are going to get someday as
> if you actually had it!

Yes, nearly every supermarket in the United States will accept any major
credit card.

--
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President,
or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is
not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public." Theodore Roosevelt, twenty-sixth
President of the United States

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