Re: Are there any modern-day John Adams1out there?

Date: Sun, May 25, 2003 2:48 PM

Michael wrote:
>
>
> Now, the problem to solve: If the Ark of the Covenant is a radio receiver, and
> Yahweh directed the Hebrews to place the Ark of the Covenant in a room in the
> Temple where Yahweh would speak to the Hebrew leaders, then what does this all
> suggest about the nature of the Biblical character Yahweh?
>
> Quickly, what1s your answer?

My answer is, "Everything that follows the word IF is imaginary."

As it is written,"If donkeys had horns would they be bigger than
rabbits' horns if rabbits had horns?"

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Subject: Re: Are there any modern-day John Adams1out there?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

If Nenslo had horns, would they be as large as the ones sported by
Tim Curry in "Legend" or would they be the more classy, modest type
once displayed by Huey Long? And could he chase nubile young Spanish
boys through the streets in Pamplona, brandishing them with impunity,
without losing his passport? Or would he be forced to check his horns
at the gate rather than trying to cram them into the overhead
compartment? Just what we need, rabbits with horns.

--

HellPope Huey @ hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
5-Star Purveyor of the Full Monty Python

Just because you throw pearls before swine
doesn't mean you aren't a pig yourself.
- Saint Nu-Monet

"Get a neck, Frankenstein."
- Selma

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Subject: Re: Are there any modern-day John Adams1out there?
From: Mammy <mammy@NOSPAM-toast.net>

> Just what we need, rabbits with horns.

The head of one such is mounted on the wall behind me even as I type,
honest to Your God.

-- Stang in Texas

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Subject: Re: Are there any modern-day John Adams1out there?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Well does it eat the Cheetohs like you and the cats do or does it
hold out for some fancy-shmancy specialty food from the pet store? If
it doesn't knock that shit off, just wave a hammer at it and yell "I
PUT YOU UP THERE AND I CAN TAKE YOU BACK *DOWN*!!!" They usually dummy
up straight away after that.

--

HellPope Huey @ hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Just wave a banana, point at your crotch and hoot.
If it works at the zoo, it'll work at a rave.

"Get your facts first,
and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain

"I cast a spell on his ass with my foot."
- "King of the Hill"

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From: ridetheory <ridetheory@notmail.com>

> The head of one such is mounted on the wall behind me even as I type,
> honest to Your God.

Have I ever mentioned that I briefly considered using the pseudonym "Jacques
Elope" as my church name?

ignatz topolino

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