YOU'RE WELCOME

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Thu, Oct 23, 2003

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
> When I saw the number of new messages per day was getting down around
> fifty I knew the only way to pep things up was to be REALLY STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS.

I must say, you've proved again that the formula works.

Darn you, Nenslo. Darn you.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

If it worked so well for Robert Tilton, why do you still have such a
big old credit card debt? I find that mysterious, because I KNOW you
steal all of your porn, so where's that huge influx of Church money
every month really goin'? THIEF! THIEF! Sebbin-Lebbin sells dis for
three-fordy TWO!!!

HellPope Huey
Gotta drop down, spin around, pick a bale o' bullshit,
fall down, crawl around, drink a fifth o' Dobbs.

"There's a famous contemporary intellectual
who was an atheist, all his life, until one day,
he sang into his little daughter's ear.
He saw the whirls and curves, the intricacy,
the beautiful precision of it.
He suddenly realized he was no longer an atheist.
He found God in that little gir's ear."
- "Boston Public"

"You cannot eat plutonium."
- Sec. of State Colin Powell

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
>
> > When I saw the number of new messages per day was getting down around
> > fifty I knew the only way to pep things up was to be REALLY STUPID AND
> > OBNOXIOUS.
>
> And what was your excuse BEFORE?

You gotta hand it to him, engaging those earnest folks from the
crossposted OTHER newsgroups using that Mark of the Beast rant as bait,
and following up on it using all the skills learned from the norkiest
alt-slack-fux, combined with his own inborn Nensleticism... taken as a
whole composition, it made for a much-needed paroxysm of hateful
idiocy. Alt.slack has really been in the doldrums lately and nobody was
stirring the antbed. I remember when you and me used to do it but now
we're too LAID BACK with our HOT TUBS and "ART PROJECTS" and shit. I'm
glad somebody around here remembers how to be a REAL SUBGENIUS
SHITHEAD, a REGULAR DOBBSLY FUCKFACE and a FULL SLACK ASSHOLE!!

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech@redcap.spedlins>

Rev. Ivan Stang <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> ...Nensleticism®...

Oooo Oooo Oooo!! Quick, where can I send thirty dollars!! I want to be
sure to get a low membership number this time!!

Dunty Porteous,
Human Sacrifice

--
"For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of
Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ."
-Ronald Reagan

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> You gotta hand it to him, engaging those earnest folks from the
> crossposted OTHER newsgroups using that Mark of the Beast rant as bait,
> and following up on it using all the skills learned from the norkiest
> alt-slack-fux, combined with his own inborn Nensleticism... taken as a
> whole composition, it made for a much-needed paroxysm of hateful
> idiocy.

That was a very long sentence predicated on the assumption that I'd
bothered to read any of the material to which you're referring. Reading
all of that stuff would have seriously cut into valuable time that could
otherwise have been spent masturbating and stealing music.

>Alt.slack has really been in the doldrums lately and nobody was
> stirring the antbed. I remember when you and me used to do it but now
> we're too LAID BACK with our HOT TUBS and "ART PROJECTS" and shit.

Yeah, I was sitting there in my hot tub with the naked bitches, thinking,
"Wow, I could be teasing monkeys on Usenet". I felt really ashamed to
have taken such a slackless path.

>I'm
> glad somebody around here remembers how to be a REAL SUBGENIUS
> SHITHEAD, a REGULAR DOBBSLY FUCKFACE and a FULL SLACK ASSHOLE!!

Yeah. His ma must be proud. Maybe Iceknife will tell Mother Nenslo what a
great man her son is, after her afternoon feeding.
--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi

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From: Jarto <steveXjouannyX@hotmailX.comX>

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
>When I saw the number of new messages per day was getting down around
>fifty I knew the only way to pep things up was to be REALLY STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS.

Damn straight.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Wbarwell wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
>
> > When I saw the number of new messages per day was getting down around
> > fifty I knew the only way to pep things up was to be REALLY STUPID AND
> > OBNOXIOUS.
>
> I thought that was what Purple was all about

I thought that was what YOU were all about.

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