Twas the night before Saturday

From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Date: Sat, Jul 31, 2004

Twas the night before Saturday
As it is every week
And loads of fropped-out Subgeemers
Were raising a shriek

Mister Sister was drunk
Beyond all belief
Slipping into a coma
And feeling no grief

Some new guy was drawn
Like a moth to a candle
To post like a whirlwind
Until his brain lost it's handle

And nenslo was there
Setting everyone straight
Although what was his point
I could not have sayed

What is wrong with these folks?
I cried with dismay
Are their brians in a mess
Or can they just not get laid?

When up through the phone lines,
What should I hear?
Saint Sternodox there,
With some elfs who were queer

"Fuck you shitfucks! You suck!"
He cried with a twinkle
"Fuck the fuck shits who suck fuck
you fuck shit fucks sucking fuck shit by the shitfuckers on
alt.slack would amount to a NOTHING had it not actually BEEN fucked by
the fucking fuckshits here on the most rampantly shitfuck imbued
newsgroup on Earth (aside from sci.polymers) and I will personally
SHIT
on each and every shitfucking fuckshit who fucks the shit of every
last
shitfucker on this newsgroup."
He followed, which really screwed my rhyme all up

Then something about frying our genitals
In Sulfuric acid
YOU try to find some shit
That rhymes with Sulfuric acid
ASSHOLE

Then he rose through the chimney
'Cause he'd run out of steam
But I still can't find a fucking thing that rhymes with sulfuric acid.
Well FUCK YOU ALL. What the fuck do I CARE? What am I, a fucking
RHYMING FUCKING MACHINE? SUCK MY FUCKING COCK.

And to all a good night.

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, -YOU- FIND SOME FUCKING SHIT THAT RHYMES WITH
THAT FUCKING SHIT. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? -YOU- POST SOME FUCKING
SHIT YOU BLANK-FACED ASSHOLES.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
The Jews didn't kill Jesus.
The Romans didn't kill Jesus.
The POLICE killed Jesus.
-Saint Palmer Vreedeez

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

Joe Cosby wrote:
>Then something about frying our genitals
>In Sulfuric acid
>YOU try to find some shit
>That rhymes with Sulfuric acid
>ASSHOLE

Sulfuric acid
Manchurian candidate

Not rhyme but it's got a rhythm.

Or:

Sulfuric acid
candlestick rapid

In fact, here is my poem for the hour:

Sulfuric acid
candlestick rapid
mobydick flaccid
lipstick vapid
walkingstick timid
eurythmic solid
pinprick sordid
Saint Patrick torrid.

>snip<

>I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, -YOU- FIND SOME FUCKING SHIT THAT RHYMES WITH
>THAT FUCKING SHIT. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? -YOU- POST SOME FUCKING
>SHIT YOU BLANK-FACED ASSHOLES.

Careful Cosby, apparently there is an angst quota.

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From: urpansoph@aol.com (Ur Pansoph)

<< sulfuric acid >>

my penis is flaccid
like my ass Id
you shitfucked bastid
from lake placid
as long as it lasted
I binged and fasted
until i got fatted
on shit that was rancid
squid beaks in aspic
like a drug addict
without any assets
up in the attic
off your axis
crazy antics
another aspect
from the Aztec
blood ran viscid
mom & dad spatted
the dog was rabid
the cat was ratted
i got plastid
and very vapid

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
>>I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, -YOU- FIND SOME FUCKING SHIT THAT RHYMES WITH
>>THAT FUCKING SHIT. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? -YOU- POST SOME FUCKING
>>SHIT YOU BLANK-FACED ASSHOLES.
>
>Careful Cosby, apparently there is an angst quota.

yeah and YOU used it all up.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
30 QUATLOOS ON THE EARTHLING

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Twas the night before Saturday

From: "Blackout" <blackout@schlubgenius.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 31, 2004

"Joe Cosby" wrote
> I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, -YOU- FIND SOME FUCKING SHIT THAT RHYMES WITH
> THAT FUCKING SHIT. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? -YOU- POST SOME FUCKING
> SHIT YOU BLANK-FACED ASSHOLES.

lake placid
nurse ratched

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

You all have a downright stunning and impressive ability to miss the
point.

It's almost a super-power.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
US Military planed to create a "telecommunications shield" in the ionosphere, reported in 13-20
August 1961, Keesings Historisch Archief (K.H.A.). This shield would be created "in the ionosphere
at 3,000 km height, by bringing into orbit 350,000 million copper needles, each 2-4 cm long (total
weight 16 kg), forming a belt 10 km thick and 40 km wide, the needles spaced about 100 m apart."
This was designed to replace the ionosphere "because telecommunications are impaired by
magnetic storms and solar flares". The US planned to add to the number of copper needles if the
experiment proved to be successful. This plan was strongly opposed by the International Union of
Astronomers.

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

Sometimes we ignore the point for entertainment purposes.

Thats right. It must rate at least as a 6 or above on the WORTHY point scale.

Stick that up your angst!

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@schlubgenius.com>

"Joe Cosby" wrote
> >> I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, -YOU- FIND SOME FUCKING SHIT THAT RHYMES WITH
> >> THAT FUCKING SHIT. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? -YOU- POST SOME FUCKING
> >> SHIT YOU BLANK-FACED ASSHOLES.
> >
> >lake placid
> >nurse ratched
>
> You all have a downright stunning and impressive ability to miss the
> point.
>
> It's almost a super-power.

when rhyming with acid
joe cosby goes flaccid

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