Jack T. Chick TRACT ATTACK! (The BOOK is HERE!)

From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Date: Thu, Apr 1, 2004

The new everything-you-wanted-to-ask-but-were-afraid-to-know Jack T. Chick book
is JUST OUT. It includes a delightful essay on the influence of Jack Chick on
the Church of the Subgenius by Rev. Ivan Stang, and of course, a detailed price
guide to the inflamatory hard-core gospel comics of Jack T. Chick, KING of
underground comix. Plus the full nine yards on Chick's conspiracy theories, his
reclusive career, and a behind the scenes visit to Chick Publications. Not to
be outdone, a hilarious and complete Jack Chick parody tract is included in
chapter 13 drawn by Subgenius mastermind your own businessman, Dr. Howl.

220 pages, 580 photos (most in color) and ETERNAL SALVATION for just $29.95.
There hasn't been a deal that good since "Bob" came along!

Haw-haw indeed! Check it out-- if you DARE!



From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>


I've been following the progress of this epic. Merely the very CONCEPT
ALONE of THIS AUTHOR sitting there and personally getting to know Jack
Chick while interviewing him, THAT ALONE is hilarious -- BUT NOT
HILARIOUS ENOUGH! Like Book of the SubGenius, if you only got as far as
the initial concept and think you "got it," YOU DIDN'T! Looking at the
Dobbshead pictures isn't enough. You actually have to READ the BOOK!

So, unless you're unsaved, SEND $30 to PAPA JOE MAMA FOR HIS JACK CHICK
BOOK! If you're unsaved, send $30 to "Bob" first and then your next $30
to Papa Joe! (Of course this assumes you also already have the ARISE

I've seen the Jack Chick parody tract by Papa Joe and Hal Robins, and
that ALONE is worth the $30 -- especially once you've reproduced 100
copies of the tract and passed it around to your friends, or left them
in laundromats.

Friends, I am here to tell you, kook tracts in laundromats have done
more to inspire all-new cults, religions and isms than anything in the
world, short of LSD, brain damage and diabetic siezures. SPREAD THE

4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)

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