Notes on Dr. Cyclops

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <>
Date: Wed, Apr 7, 2004

TWO pipe-smoking side-protagonists: a lazy, drunken Slacker (tall and
handsome, but facing debtor's prison) and a muleskinner prospector
prole who acts dumb but actually has more on the ball than any of the
scientists. They both survive, and probably had a great 3-way with the
red-headed girl scientist. I like to think that happened when they were
in the middle of an uneven growth spurt as they returned to normal
size. The serious little skinny scientist (who looks like me in 10
years) and the cheerful Mexican both get offed like lab rats or game
birds. The crazy Rogue SubGenius mad scientist with the 1997 Burning
Man look fucked up big time, like those egomaniacs always do.

Nice bad 1949 Technicolor.

Thanks, Nu-Monet!

I had totally forgotten the wonderful scene where they wake up in a
"cave" (a small rocky overhang) and there's a cockatoo outside.

You know, when that red headed lady scientist was shrunken down, Dr.
Cyclops had to lift her unconscious naked body out from under her
clothes, and dress it in a hankerchief. I think he diddled around with
her while she was unconscious. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if he
had to wash her little unconscious body off when he was done. Just hold
her under the sink and run cold water over her, thumbing the sperm off
as best he could. She probably could tell anyway after she woke up, but
didn't say anything about it to the guys.

4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)

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