Worst Cussdub

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 7, 2004

You know how all the time they dub over cusswords in movies for TV and
sometimes make people say stuff like YOU FREAKING JACKRABBIT! I'LL BLOW
YOUR FREAKING ARM OFF! or like in that Rush Hour movie they made them
say neegrow instead of nigga, like "hey neegrow wutsup?" Well I
accidentally saw part of some crappy DeNiro movie called Mad Dog and
Glory and DeNiro says "My wife thinks Fardling and Cooking ar two cities
in China." FARDLING!?!?!

FARDLING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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From: Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net>

MELONFARMER!

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It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

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properly used, religion is the methamphetamine
of the masses." - nu-monet v6.0 in alt.slack

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> You know how all the time they dub over cusswords in movies for TV and
> sometimes make people say stuff like YOU FREAKING JACKRABBIT! I'LL BLOW
> YOUR FREAKING ARM OFF! or like in that Rush Hour movie they made them
> say neegrow instead of nigga, like "hey neegrow wutsup?" Well I
> accidentally saw part of some crappy DeNiro movie called Mad Dog and
> Glory and DeNiro says "My wife thinks Fardling and Cooking ar two cities
> in China." FARDLING!?!?!
>> FARDLING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yeah, that's where they make the largest number of latex dildos. I
have a great double header which bars the legend "Inspected by Mai Zin
#752" just under the glans on one end.

I just deal with those movies by filling in the cuss worlds myself,
same as your dear old dad gummed up earlier films by identifying the
make, model and year of every MOTHERFUCKING CAR THAT ROLLED BY
ONSCREEN. I guess the Subgenius version would be Find-the-Zipper on
the monster costumes in old 50s/60s sci-fi epics. Feh, I'd just prefer
that they say NIGGER and get on with it. Its not like its a NEW
construct or anything. THEY say it more than I ever would and I am a
white Southriner, so spatchcock that crap. SAY FUCK and COCK and
NIGGER and then have a nice day.

HellPope Huey
Lordy, I'm so tired of sitting here,
I feel like running down the street nude
and yelling "LOCUSTS!! LOCUSTS!!!"

Rev. Onan says the world needs a Pope Huey CD.
I say it needs a 400 degree mineral oil enema.
- H-Pee Huey

"You are an oratorical snob."
"Yes and God loves me for it."
- "The West Wing"

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From: KRONOS <null@void.com>

My favorite one was when they showed "The Longest Yard" on local
TV. There's a scene where Burt Reynolds asks Bernadette Peters "if
shes ever done it standing up". In the movie Peters has a rats-nest
hairdo , so they changed the line to "did you ever find a spider in
there?(her hair)" It didn't even particularly match Reynolds' mouth
movements, which made it even funnier.

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

"I can smell your cut" in "Silence of the Lambs" is perhaps a major
offender - esp' afterwards when the conversation turns to Miggs'
verbal abuse and how unpleasant it was.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

"I shall remain on Venus, being dead and heaviest."

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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