What does it mean to BE a subgenius?

From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Date: Sun, Feb 8, 2004 3:07 AM

For me, it is simply this:

You make up the most insane joke you can possibly come up with based
on events around you. Then tomorrow you look in the paper and find
out you weren't joking.

ok.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: Baldin Pramer <baldin@mailtoworld.com>

You must be joking. No one would belong to a church like that.

--
Baldin Pramer

"Your bestest pal and worstest enemy, all in one easy to use squeeze
bottle."

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

JC:
>>You make up the most insane joke you can possibly come up with based
on events around you. Then tomorrow you look in the paper and find
out you weren't joking.

No, Joe, you're confusing that with PROFICY!

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

So you want a transfer to our reality rewrite
branch? Are you comfortable with your ID?

--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@WORMHOLE.ziplip.com>

In alt.slack, Joe Cosby was all like...

> For me, it is simply this:

you finally sent in your $30?

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Well, I found the REAL Scary parts are when the Headlines in The Onion start
coming true three weeks later!

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

It depends on what you mean by "mean".

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

For me, it's, You make up the stupidest thing you can think of and
find someone has already posted it to alt.slack as their great new
idea or their latest witticism or funny funny joke.

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Subject: Re: What does it mean to BE a subgenius?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

In my case, its meant a 22-year-long scream that sounds suspiciously
like hysterical laughter when I draw breath for another bit of the
YetiHoot That Will Not Die.

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
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Alpha males show teeth. The rest show buttocks.
Subgenii show buttock teeth.
Nobody messes with you if you can show buttock teeth.
Nobody.
- Joe Cosby

"I have lived in this house for 7 years
and it is already well-infested with my cooties."
- "Judging Amy"

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