fucking religion

From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 2, 2004

Joe Cosby joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >Christian children in Myanmar are being forced
> >to become Buddhist monks, Ekklesia, a London-based
> >religious online service, reports.
>
> Undoubtedly an unimpeachable source of journalistic objectivity, what
> with taking their name from a book of the Christian bible misspelled
> and all.

Well, it's easy enough to believe. Buddhism is, after all, the State
Religion of Burma (fuck their imaginary new name). It's also a bigger
crock than Christianity, if such a thing is possible.

You have this fat guy, lurching from one excess to another, burns out
on earthly delights, gets all angsty like some little goth chick, then
suddenly he's all enlightened? Give me a break. If he had any brains
at all he would have paced himself. The good life falls in his lap, he
blows it big-time, and for this becomes a great spiritual leader? By
that standard your average mid-western American has more on the ball.

You know, I'm really tired of this bullshit. I'm supposed to accept
these extraordinary legends, from a time when most people couldn't even
read, as somehow worthy of my respect? Even as allegory they're way
short of the mark, yet these bastards take them as established fact
worth dying (or killing me) for? Fuck them!!! Lamas, priests, monks,
mullas, rabbis, sages, wise men, spirit guides.... ad nauseum.
May they all burn in HELL!

In the struggle against darkness and tyranny, ignorance and
superstition, every religion that ever came along has either dropped
the ball, or become the new oppressor.

pb

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From: "Sputnik" <sputnik@yourworstnightmare.com>

"polar bear" <bear@pole.com> wrote:
(schnip)
>Lamas, priests, monks,
> mullas, rabbis, sages, wise men, spirit guides.... ad nauseum.
> May they all burn in HELL!

Another extraordinary legend, if I remember correctly.
--
sputnik

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

polar bear <bear@pole.com> wrote:
> In the struggle against darkness and tyranny, ignorance and
> superstition, every religion that ever came along has either dropped
> the ball, or become the new oppressor.

Our goal: to be the Oppressor To End All Oppression.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Oh. THAT kind of fucking.

Shit.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB


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