Trust the Church of the Subgenius (Was Picket report- Tampa/Ybor City Apr. 17, 2004)

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Sun, Apr 18, 2004

FredR@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG (Fredric L. Rice de Rothschild) wrote:
> An amusing comment about the Church. }:-}
>
> "M. Krotz" <krotzNospam@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> >A second picket of the Tampa, FL Ybor City Scientology "Life Improvement
> >Center" took place the evening of April 17. This time a total of 4
> >protesters were there. So as not to make OSA's job any easier, I will
> >not name these picketers, but I am sure they know who most of us are.
> > >We started the picket about 5:30 p.m, while mostly families were still
> >in the area. Ybor City becomes more of a bar hopping party district as
> >the night wears on, but during late afternoon vacationers and families
> >are the most common pedestrians. The first people I talked to were
> >visitors from Ft. Myers, FL, a group of several people who came up and
> >started talking after asking for fliers. One commented that the only
> >religion he trusts is the Church of the Subgenius...

HAH! That group is just a fake of a sham of a joke full of nuts. He's
put his trust in a balsa bypass done by a blind wino! Religion is for
people who can't handle heroin or come to terms with their alien
abduction.

HellPope Huey, The H.P. Lovecraft of Humorists
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.

"Clean, lemony-fresh victory is mine!"
- "Invader Zim"

"Buffet: All you can eat plus a whole chicken."
- "Futurama"

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

hellpopehuey@subgenius.com(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

> HAH! That group is just a fake of a sham of a joke full of nuts.

No, DOWN Huey, that's US! <whacks Huey with the discipline stick>

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

It's OK though, this post-modern meta-irony thing gets a little
confusing sometimes.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Just remember Huey, if you can't fuck'em if they can't take a joke,
who CAN you fuck?

See what I mean?

"As you walk through the rain hold your head up HIGH ..."

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

I'm really out on a loop this time, ain't I?

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> Just remember Huey, if you can't fuck'em if they can't take a joke,
> who CAN you fuck?

All the members of my favorite rock band, a local all-girl entity
that bill themsleves as "Dick Pat Nixon." They're plumpers who have a
small but fanatical stable of followers like me as their stage-door
studs. Its a strange symbiosis, but it works. I love their odd mix of
drums, distorted marimba, LED-rimmed dobro and Akai EVI (Electronic
Valve Instrument.) Best of all, each of them plays a mean meat flute.
They can take a joke, three cocks at once or a killer solo with equal,
humbling aplomb. I'm in pobucker hebbin. Also, pineapple-fuk that
waddling shitcan bob dean.

HellPope Huey, The H.P. Lovecraft of Humorists
POOF, he said, flying out the window
to join the other winged monkeys

"Blessed are they who face the end of days
with stupid uncomprehending blankness in their eyes,
for they shall be able to sleep in the final hours."
- Deliberatus

"I missed her first 11 years;
I don't want to miss any more."
- "Regarding Henry"

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From: glassgnost <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> HAH! That group is just a fake of a sham of a joke full of nuts. He's
> put his trust in a balsa bypass done by a blind wino! Religion is for
> people who can't handle heroin or come to terms with their alien
> abduction.

Remind me some day to shoot up alien heroin and abduct your door handles...

--
Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor glassnost
the furious,mysterious and oh so serious
Seer of the r-r-r-Reeking Taco of Destiny

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