notes for non-Brushwood attending SubGenii

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Wed, Jun 30, 2004

Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com> wrote:
> I'm gonna be in a hottub with naked Subgenius women this coming
> weekend. Neener neener.
>
> -2B

(Two Beans still thinks that the Subgenius decoy fest is the real
SubGenius fest, and that those Subgenius women are really women.)

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

Hey, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

Where is this decoy fest, anyway? It sounds like fun.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

They don't let you have sex with ducks at Brushwood, if that's what
you mean.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Q: What's the difference between Bill Palmer and a pedophile?
A: None

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

What about chickens?

Most of us deviants can't bear to leave our sicko fetish nests long enough
to camp anyway.

Right nu-monet? How's your punkin cooties today??

~Salacia

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

There is a well established actual chicken fetish camp at Brushwood, no
shit, and a gal named Chicken who hosts it. Reverend Chicken to
SubGenii.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Bah. Chicken are for amateurs.
Real men rape emus.

--
"I'm Secret Agent D-V-8 from the land
of Twurtle-Dee"
-- Nurtle the Turtle (as voiced
by Arnold Stang), from the movie
'Pinocchio in Outer Space'

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From: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)

<<They don't let you have sex with ducks at Brushwood, if that's what
you mean.>>

Sure they do -- as long as you wring their necks first.

Keeps 'em quiet.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Joe Cosby wrote:
> They don't let you have sex with ducks at Brushwood, if that's what
> you mean.

Not OFFICIALLY, of COURSE! Just be cool about it. Keep it in your own
camp and not out on the road where Ranger Smith can drive by. Duh.

I hear tell the ducks are both hot AND wet in SOME campgrounds.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

"Joe Cosby" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> They don't let you have sex with ducks at Brushwood, if
that's what you mean.

that sort of thing upsets the Amish,

don'chya know.

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From: Rev DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

And this is a BAD thing?

--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial
Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site:
http://revdjepoch.COM

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From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

as i understood the Brushwood Dynamic,
yes, it is a bad thing.

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From: Artillery Salvo <y2k@sheayright.com>

Yes, the Amish have been very useful in the past.
For one thing they have happily treated bullet wounds
and not reported them to the police.

P.S. Speaking of which, didn't I shoot you in a game
of poker?

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From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

last i heard i was abducted from a mall parking lot.

i think a good analogy could be made between poker and
alt.slack.
but then, i think a good analogy could be made between
anything.

but then, when i use the phrase "i think" in a sentence,
there's inevitably a flaw in my reasoning.

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From: Vince Barmann <vbarIONmann@earthlink.net>

Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote:
>>"Joe Cosby" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>>
>>>They don't let you have sex with ducks at Brushwood, if
>>that's what you mean.
>>that sort of thing upsets the Amish,
>>don'chya know.
>>
> And this is a BAD thing?

But, but.. think of all those young Amlettes!

Vince B.

--
Humility is fine, as long as everyone is humble, and not just me.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc> wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com> wrote:
> >
> >>I'm gonna be in a hottub with naked Subgenius women this coming
> >>weekend. Neener neener.
> >>
> >>-2B
> >
> > (Two Beans still thinks that the Subgenius decoy fest is the real
> > SubGenius fest, and that those Subgenius women are really women.)
>
> Hey, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
>
> Where is this decoy fest, anyway? It sounds like fun.

That would be the Hot Wet Duck Festival at Wanker's Lake, NY, about 18
miles west of Sherman

That's actually the one *I* go to, because of the ducks. I send the
Hired Stang to the X-Day thing at that one Brushwood.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)

<< All the others get to go to X-Day, but here you
sit, grounded, missing out on the one event that
would give your miserable and meagre life meaning.
>>

Yeah, right. Even fucking Connie didn't give
my miserable and meagre life meaning. And
she wasn't even that good in bed.

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

The Connie who can be fucked by you is not the true Connie, grasshopper.

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> And when it'th over, the lucky onezth will come back
> and RUB IT IN YOUR NOThE. They will write endleth
> thcreedth that mean nothing to you, about all of the
> fun thingth they did, all the hot thekth they had, and
> how overpowering the pthtench wath, and how UNLUCKY
> you were to have mithed thith ONCE IN A LIFETIME
> event. Mmmh.
>
> ThO BE A BITTER, PIThED OFF AThHOLE TO THEM. Mmmh, yeth!
>
> Tell them to ThHUT THE FUCK UP. That you don't
> FUCKING CARE about rotten old X-Day, and that they
> are a bunch of FUCKED UP FUCKING FUCKTh and that
> they should quit clogging the newthgroup with all
> their blah blah blah. Like, ooh.
>
> It'th thort of a tradition around here. You know, honey?

Starting the annual argument a little early this year?

cheers!

--
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"Once you were dry; I made you juicy."
- Lea & Perrins commercial

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From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

no he's not.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Two Beans wrote:
> I'm gonna be in a hottub with naked Subgenius women this coming
> weekend. Neener neener.

We'll see how much bragging you do AFTERWARD. If you even survive THE SMELL.

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From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

No matter what happens, I'll always be able to brag about not being
YOU.

-2B

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

I LIKE smells

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
30 QUATLOOS ON THE EARTHLING

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Two Beans wrote:
> No matter what happens, I'll always be able to brag about not being
> YOU.

Don't say I never did anything for you.

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From: rhymeswith@starmail.com (C. Woolard)

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message news:<40E1E49B.6266@succeeds.com>...
> SO BE A BITTER, PISSED OFF ASSHOLE TO THEM!
>
> Tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP. That you don't
> FUCKING CARE about rotten old X-Day, and that they
> are a bunch of FUCKED UP FUCKING FUCKS and that
> they should quit clogging the newsgroup with all
> their blah blah blah.
>
> It's sort of a tradition around here.

Kind of like the floodbots, and Magdalen's "Please don't call me a bitch" rant.

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From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

"John Starrett" <jstarret@nmt.edu> wrote:
> Hey ho, X-day again? I must have my staff prepare the
coach and horses.
> And I will be needing some wine and biscuits, some brandy,
and oh! some
> sausages and cheese would be super. Oh, dear. The kitchen
is only half
> staffed. Fiddle faddle! This is most exasperating! Can't
be helped, I
> suppose.
>
> --
> John Starrett
>
> I believe I am holding up quite well, given the
circumstances.

damn i'm glad to see you are still posting.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Sadist!


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