Hour of Slack 931

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Fri, Feb 20, 2004

Hour of Slack 931 - The Con

1 Stang Chant 00:17
2 The Storm Has Driven the Yeti Out of the High Mountains 00:03
3 Wei HoS Intro2 00:13
4 Bob's Slacks - Firesign Theater 00:17
5 subgcredo1- idrmrsr (Ed McMahon from DELERIUM) 01:31
6 ARISE - The SubGenius Movie-- Explanation of "SubGenius" 04:06
7 Stang at Starwood '04- MediaPuppets, Sars and Rumors of Sars 02:40
8 "Big Brother" - Sheldon Allman 02:19
9 Stang at Starwood '04- -Impotent Drones 01:29
10 Do You Have Our Orders 00:08
11 "and i cant get up - Norel Pref 00:44
12 Radio Synesthesia 1-19-04 -Masonic Evidence! 02:09
13 "blow yer head off" - Norel Pref 01:19
14 Radio Synesthesia 1-25-04v - Don't Touch the Shiny Red Button 01:18
15 "Culpabull" - Norel Pref 01:06
16 Radio Synesthesia 2-1-04m - Every SF Story is True 03:27
17 "Ignorance_Poverty" - Norel Pref 00:40
18 Radio Synesthesia 1-25-04d-JackingInMatrix 00:31
19 The Lounge Pimps -- Look Out My Window 02:35
20 Radio Synesthesia 1-19-04 j-It'dKillBob 00:58
21 "Calling "Bob"" - Norel Pref 00:55
22 "mood doom" - Norel Pref 02:30
23 Radio Synesthesia 1-25-04b - My UFO Non-sighting 03:38
24 "now this" - Norel Pref 02:59
25 "the Young and the Listless -- Norel Pref 00:32
26 Radio Synesthesia 1-25-04f - The Intresting Paranormal 01:06
27 Truth Squad (Superkiller album) behind ALL CREDS 02:52
28 Radio Synesthesia 1-25-04z - Religion and Porn; End 04:37
29 "yeah "Bob" - Norel Pref 02:38
30 "As the Pink Wanteth Harry Potter" -- Selfs Layer 03:10
31 Credit Selfs 00:19
32 "I Ain't Afraid" - Holly Near 04:40
33 The Yeti Have Taken Vengeance 00:09
34 Lemur: BBC1 00:34
35 credit 00:16

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

Stang wrote:
>7 Stang at Starwood '04- MediaPuppets, Sars and Rumors of Sars 02:40
>8 "Big Brother" - Sheldon Allman 02:19
>9 Stang at Starwood '04- -

Stang at Starwood '04? Why should anyone bother going this year, when you've
already got it on tape?

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"And as long as there are people who find the whole idea of a 'state of
normalcy' for 'our world' to be an inherently fucked-up idea, there
will be a Church of the Subgenius. Or SOMETHING WORSE.."

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

Anybody who was am going to be there NEED MUST will went. If they
isn't, they will did violate causality and break the universe. We does
not can have that.

Naturally it can only be explained in omnitemporal grammar.

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From: BenPrime <benprime-ng@chaos.org.nz>

i heard that causality's a crock. It's a rationalisation to stop our
brains from melting when confronted by the almost complete randomness
of the universe, unprepared. The CON reinforces it of course. If we
ceased to believe in the delusion of causality, patriarchal "do it or
else.." society would immediately break down and be replaced by really
incredibly fun times.

of course we'd realise this more easily if our ability to think
analytically hadn't been drastically truncated by the fluoride in our
water supply.

and even if, hypothetically, all i say is invented, why would you want
a universe you could break so easily? they're nothing like the
universes we had when i was a lad. built like brick outhouses they
were. tinker with causality, fold spacetime into a 5-D mobius strip,
populate them with an infinite number of false prophets...
whatever you did, those babies could take it.

by the way, Hi all. i have no lengthy moniker since i'm not of the
True Faith. (i'm keeping my US$30 until the last second, just in case
the Mormons are right) but your posts provide me with hours of
brain-gibbering terror for which i thank you, and my glands thank you.

--
peace and light,
benprime.

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

BenPrime <benprime-ng@chaos.org.nz> wrote:
} i heard that causality's a crock. It's a rationalisation to stop our
} brains from melting when confronted by the almost complete randomness
} of the universe, unprepared. The CON reinforces it of course. If we
} ceased to believe in the delusion of causality, patriarchal "do it or
} else.." society would immediately break down and be replaced by really
} incredibly fun times.
}
} of course we'd realise this more easily if our ability to think
} analytically hadn't been drastically truncated by the fluoride in our
} water supply.
}
}
} and even if, hypothetically, all i say is invented, why would you want
} a universe you could break so easily? they're nothing like the
} universes we had when i was a lad. built like brick outhouses they
} were. tinker with causality, fold spacetime into a 5-D mobius strip,
} populate them with an infinite number of false prophets...
} whatever you did, those babies could take it.

Causality, and it's cousin simultaneity, are the inevitable and
necessary conclusions drawn by these lumps of endothermic reactions
swimming in the entropic sea. Entropy is the current we try to swim
upstream against, in order to spawn more endotherms. Even our strong
force physics follows this line, apparenly non-symmetrically if you
believe the Down-antiBotton/antiDown-Bottom assymmetry results.

Hawking deduces the existence of "imaginary time" (in the sense of
perpendicular to our perceived time stream, such as the imaginary
component of complex numbers, not in the sense of unreal). TOE
requires it, and quantum physics had the necessary term, but it was
one of those things they "normalized" out because they didn't know
what to do with it. It causes infinities in their results.

Figure: a photon escapes the particle cloud of the big bang and goes
flying across the universe, and collides with the last particle to
exist before heat death of the universe. The whole time it has
traveled at the speed of light. To outside, time does not pass for it.
From its point of view, it just experienced the entire span of the
universe, from start to finish, simultaneously.

It CAN'T. It can't "exist" as interacting with this universe if its
own time scale is less than the Plank scale, and 0 time duration is
less than Plank. It has to have a duration outside Einsteinian 4space.
Some 5+ dimension exists in which that string vibrated, and a
vibration implies a frequency and a frequency implies a time which it
did not "have".

} by the way, Hi all. i have no lengthy moniker since i'm not of the
} True Faith. (i'm keeping my US$30 until the last second, just in case
} the Mormons are right) but your posts provide me with hours of
} brain-gibbering terror for which i thank you, and my glands thank you.

I was DynaSoar long before there was even an alt.slack. I just got the
Doktor part when I paid my dues, and the next thing I did after
getting my card was try to hook up a printer to two different
computers (different operating systems) at the same time. It worked
perfectly, first time, and I didn't even load a driver into either OS.
mSo I knoew I was a Doktor, a priest in the arcane technological
magicks. I knew that before of course, but this was proof.

You can always go the easy route and pay the $1 for the pamphlet. The
results will convince you. Then you can pick more name if you like,
and spout off bullshit like I just did. SURE, it's all true, but
bullshit none the less.

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From: Mike Playle <usenet@newdawn.uklinux.net>

BenPrime <benprime-ng@chaos.org.nz> wrote:
> Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
>>Anybody who was am going to be there NEED MUST will went. If they
>>isn't, they will did violate causality and break the universe. We does
>>not can have that.
>>
>>Naturally it can only be explained in omnitemporal grammar.
>
> i heard that causality's a crock. It's a rationalisation to stop our
> brains from melting when confronted by the almost complete
> randomness of the universe, unprepared.

I don't believe in causality.

I don't have a reason for that, of course.

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