Ohio Humans Pay Space Princess to Ululate

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Date: Sat, Jun 5, 2004 5:47 PM

Princess Wei "R." Doe, Queen of ALL the UFOs, to whom I am consort, has
contracted with the City of Cleveland to sing in public places in order
to help keep crowds of humans placid and hypnotized. This means she'll
be spending Saturday afternoons until X-Day away from the
Slackermansion, in various nice touristy Clevelandey places, and I'll
be wifeless unless I follow her around for bird-dogging purposes. But I
cannot stand the human crowds. She's a superior being, and to her
they're cute, like puppies or monkeys. To me they are a reminder of my
TAINT. How she can be so gracious is beyond me, but then, that's why
she's a princess and I'm a prole, I guess, to paraphrase Baron
Muchausen's aide.

Ohmigod I think I just heard her arrive home. SAVED from alt.slack!

4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)



Subject: Re: Ohio Humans Pay Space Princess to Ululate
From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Why did I have the image of you tied to a mast while
she sings, wax up your nose, as you stroke your oar?

Trust No One.
Always Look To The Skies.
The Truth Is Not There.
-- nu-monet


Subject: Re: Ohio Humans Pay Space Princess to Ululate
From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

Well shit, dude, I *was* planning on having sex again sometime.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President,
or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is
not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public." Theodore Roosevelt, twenty-sixth
President of the United States

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