From: KILLME@killme.com (Rev. Sternodox)
Date: Fri, Aug 8, 2003
Yup, I woke up this morning IN SPITE of all you dead
testicle-munching DO-NOTHINGS at alt.slack. Man, I wish I could see the
looks on what pass for fucking FACES on all you IGNORANT sheep sucking
bastards when you find out how OUTTASITE my day is turning out to be.
You're all gonna SHIT a boxcar UPSIDE DOWN and kill yourselves TWICE when
you realize just how badly you FUCKED UP by not being me! You all are so
incredibly STUPID that you construct playground equipment (such as monkey
bars, slides, merry-go-rounds, etc.) out of IGUANA SHIT mixed with epoxy
resins and then wait for a REAL HOT fucking day, so the shit is sort of
SOFT AROUND THE EDGES, then instead of using the playground equipment to
play on, you just EAT ALL THE KINDA SOFT SHIT THAT THE EQUIPMENT IS
FUCKING MADE OF! How fucking ignorant is THAT, you stupid
motherfuckers?!?! I mean you goddam dung-beetle sex blimp cooter-juice
FART SNATCHERS are THAT FUCKING STUPID and BRAIN DEAD!!! I can't believe
you have even survived this long you asshole-licking, FUCK-STICK fucking,
gibbon dick sucking, lame-o whiffers of other species' pstenches and pshit
pstreams. If space migration was a reality and there was a planet near
enough to rocket to that was made ENTIRELY OUT OF SHIT, you stupid
sons-a-bitches would be FIRST IN LINE for fucking tickets, wouldn't you?
You shit-stomp pussy-wangers like to stuff RAT SHIT in your own BRAIN
CASES! You fucking stick DEAD HOG CLITS in your fucking EYE SOCKETS and
then wonder why you can't find a decent job. You can't afford to buy a
Bangladore hooker because you spent all your money on EEL PUSSY and
rotting, skanky old WILDEBEAST rectum, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!?! You
spend so much fucking time with your SHIT COVERED DICKS inside of DEAD,
ROTTING HOOVED MAMMAL BUTTS that you can't even see the fucking SENSE of
attempting to stop your ULTRA-SICK and PERVERTED behavior for FIVE FUCKING
SECONDS so you could assure your place in line at HOMO FUCKERY over to
47th street. YOU ALL SUCK SHIT-DOGS that are DEEP FRIED in whale sputum,
you stupid mother-fucking assholes!!! Hell, I fucking GIVE UP!!! I mean,
I've tried everything with you alt.slack.shitz. I've been patient. I've
given you ump-FUCKING-teen chances to get right with WOTAN and get your
fucking shit together. I've spent hours and fucking HOURS trying to talk
nice to you; trying to guide you into seeing the light. I've been REAL
FUCKING NICE and I'm SICK OF IT! THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!!!!! I've HAD it with
you RETARDED SHIT MONKEYS and FUCK LARVAE!!!! You can all just stick your
collective heads inside the horribly distended rectums of a quadrillion
disease-ridden felch-buzzards and jack off DAILY to the thought of having
eighteen boxcars full of MAGGOT TURDS dumped on your dick's pussy's
ASSHOLES for ALL FUCKING ETERNITY you SHIT-FUCKING, bloody cum drinking,
BROWN STAR LICKING neuro-retards!! Fuck you, you fucking fucked up
fuckwads, forever fucking a febrile fucking fucked up ferret farmer named
Fred. Go suck a dick somewhere, you mediokin', god damn, motherfucking,
cocksucking bastards. Go off somewhere's and DIE, you bastards!!!!!! I
think you're all nothing but lyin' son-of-a-bitches. You fucked a mailbox
full of DIRT last Thursday and didn't think anybody noticed, didn't you?
Well I FUCKING FOUND OUT and now I'm tellin' EVERYBODY on the fucking
'Net, you shit-felching butt sniffers. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now EVERYBODY knows
just how utterly fucked up you are!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm gonna
PARTY DOWN and YOU'RE gonna GO DOWN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Rev. Pope Sternodox
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (HellPopeHuey)
Doktor, that's just plain rude. I don't deserve that;
I only fucked
your poodle twice and after all, SHE WANTED ME. I just got tired of
her whining after that, is all. Anyway, I never shat in anyone's twat
and fucked it with the chopped-off dick of an elephant or nuthin'. *I*
have CLASS. Well, some, anyway.
HellPope Huey, email@example.com
I have B'obligations, so I AM trying harder
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not
- Gilda Radner
"Perhaps it was something I said?"
"Perhaps it is EVERYTHING you say."
- "Babylon 5"
From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>
> Doktor, that's just plain rude. I don't deserve that; I only fucked
> your poodle twice and after all, SHE WANTED ME.
Goddamit, Huey! You've RUINED her for Sterno.
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