YOU ASSHOLES!

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Date: Mon, Oct 13, 2003

HERE'S A POEM I FOUND ON THE INTERNET, YOU SCUM-SUCKING VERMIN!
THIS IS BY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T *SUCK ASS* THE WAY YOU ALL DO.

Written by LCB
copyright 1999

TODAY

Today I smiled, and all at once
things didn't look so bad.
Today I shared with someone else
a bit of hope I had.
Today I sang a little song
and felt my heart grow light.
And walked a happy little mile
without a cloud in sight.

Today I worked with what I had
nor, longed for any more.
And what had seemed like only weeds
were flowers at my door.
Today I loved a little more
complained a little less.
And in the giving of myself
forgot my weariness.

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

I see your fucking positive, uplifting, and inspirational poem and raise you
another:

I WANDERED lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay: 10
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood, 20
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

[*]-----BTW, what planet are you living on?

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Planet Oxycontin, would be my guess.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

this is like a G rated Sterno story.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

nenslo wrote:
> HERE'S A POEM I FOUND ON THE INTERNET, YOU SCUM-SUCKING VERMIN!
> THIS IS BY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T *SUCK ASS* THE WAY YOU ALL DO.
>
> Written by LCB
> copyright 1999
>
> TODAY
>
> Today I smiled, and all at once
> things didn't look so bad.
> Today I shared with someone else
> a bit of hope I had.
> Today I sang a little song
> and felt my heart grow light.
> And walked a happy little mile
> without a cloud in sight.
>
> Today I worked with what I had
> nor, longed for any more.
> And what had seemed like only weeds
> were flowers at my door.
> Today I loved a little more
> complained a little less.
> And in the giving of myself
> forgot my weariness.

Today I snarled, and all of the sudden
things didn't looked so bad.
Today I slapped tha face of another
with my hairy sweaty gonads.
Today I singed a little song
one by a tribute band of GWAR's.
And walked a crappy little mile
I see now why people drive cars.

Today I stoled what others have
And chewed my nails to the cuticle.
And what had seemed like only weeks
turned out to be a hour in my cubicle.
Today I complained a little more
And loved a little less.
And let it be known to one and all
I BLAME YOU FOR MY WEARINESS!

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