Grandma Got All Blowed Up In A Minefield

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <>
Date: Wed, Mar 10, 2004

Grandma got all blowed up in a minefield,
What was left would just 'bout make you heave.
You can say there's no such thing as land mines,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

...Tulane said it assumed the broker would ship
the bodies to other universities, where medical
students would dissect them.

Instead, the broker sold the bodies to the Army,
and the Army blew them up in land-mine experiments.

The Army says it did nothing wrong and has a
legitimate need to study whether special boots
can prevent land-mine injuries...

"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane


From: polar bear <>


I thought they used dolphins for that sort of thing?


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