Hey, it could be WORSE, ya brain-damaged scags

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Fri, Feb 27, 2004

You could live in Haiti or accidentally be IN Haiti right now or win a
contest whose main prize was a trip to Haiti or get bitten on the calf
by someone FROM Haiti or be a politician being nagged to back an
invasion bid to straighten out frigging Haiti or get a cab ride from
someone FROM Haiti who barely knows where his left foot is or have a
neighbor whose place smells like Haiti because he never bathes & his
dogs have extra-loose bowels or be the President of Haiti or have
anything to do with Haiti at all. That would be almost as bad as
calling a customer service desk and being answered by some fuck from
INDIA. Goddamned Third World wogs and almost anyone from Mississippi.
Yep, we have it a lot sweeter ANYWHERE else. God bless America, except
for people who send their work to places where wogs answer the phone.
I guess that covers it.

In other news, Dan Rather said that the gay marriage battle spread
today, but did not say whether it was done face up or face down. Ah,
fuck you, God loves me.


HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
All of "Bob's" cigars are exploding ones.

"Now we're looking for clown sex and clown murder."
- " CSI"

Because I'm Jewish, a lot of people ask why I killed Christ.
What can I say? It was one of those parties that got out of hand.
I killed him because he wouldn't become a doctor.
- Lenny Bruce


From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

> In other news, Dan Rather said that the gay marriage battle spread
>today, but did not say whether it was done face up or face down. Ah,
>fuck you, God loves me.

He loves us all


With that SPECIAL kind of love.

Joe Cosby

Tofu is knife-weilding by nature, you know

- Charles Daniels


From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Yes! He used KY Jelly and will give us a reach around once in a while.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man


From: Baldin Pramer <baldin@mailtoworld.com>

notritenotteri wrote:
> just heard georgie has sent in the marines must have found something
> of value. Maybe they're running out of space in Gitmo and need some
> more ex-territorial concentration camps?

I keep tellin ya, he's got his eye on their voodoo! He wants to build a
voodoo pipeline directly to the US.

Baldin Pramer

"You say potato and I say get your hands off my potato."
George and Ira Bushwin


From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

He should send them in to look for Voodoo of mass destruction.

Joe Cosby


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