Nu Rule

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Thu, Jun 26, 2003

THE CORPORATE INFORMATION RETENTION, HOME
UNSOLICITED ADVERTISING MAIL REDUCTION, AND
PREVENTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ACT

Sen. Ernest Hollings

1. Prohibits the sale, possession and use of
personal paper shredding or destruction devices
by individuals, though not by publicly held
companies, non-profit organizations and
government entities.

2. Prohibits the disposal of personal data or
other information by individuals that may be
used in criminal investigation in the future,
though not by publicly held companies, non-
profit organizations and government entities.

3. Requires that all copyrighted text, music,
and graphic materials currently in the possession
of those individuals who are not the licensed
copyright holders, or such information to be
purchased in the future from the licensed
copyright holder, be limited from resale, trade,
or gift without the express permission and/or
the payment of royalties to the copyright holder.

4. That copyright is retained by its owners of
all mailed or electronically mailed information,
and cannot be legally disposed, destroyed, resold
or tampered with, without the express written
permission of the copyright holder.

5. That purchase of a product or service in no
way permits the unauthorized use of copyrights,
patents and trademarks of the purchased products
without the express written permission of the
copyright, patent, and/or trademark holder, to
include use in parody, satire or criticism.

6. That an additional year be added to the
mandatory minimum sentence for possession, use,
etc. of child pornography.

--
If it wasn't for the government
keeping so much fun stuff illegal,
I'd be homeless.
-- nu-monet

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

nu-monet v5.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> THE CORPORATE INFORMATION RETENTION, HOME
> UNSOLICITED ADVERTISING MAIL REDUCTION, AND
> PREVENTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ACT

Wow! It's like what would happen if both Republican AND Democrat
politicians were to get what they wanted!

Just think what laws could be achieved if they would just work a
smidgen more closely together.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

<< Just think what laws could be achieved if they would just work a smidgen
more closely together. >>

"To make less government we need to make more laws that would make making less
government easier."

-- Newt Gingrich c. 1997 [slightly paraphrased]

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>Just think what laws could be achieved if they would just work a
>smidgen more closely together.

Just think of the laws we could think of rolling in a mud wrestling
pit a smidgen more closely together.

I mean it couldn't hurt.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

@:o) <-- Elvis


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