It's all in your head...

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <>
Date: Sat, Apr 3, 2004

Pookins the Nubbin <> wrote:
> 12 Nissan 5764
> Saturday, April 3, 2004
> Brain test may spot terrorists
> The Jerusalem Post
> A new test that taps brain records so accurately
> it identified a serial killer could soon be used to
> identify terrorists before they strike, including
> those in long-term "sleeper" cells.
> So says researcher Marina Murphy in
> Chemistry & Industry Magazine.
> Whatever a suspect's verbal answers
> to questioning, the brain will always answer
> honestly - and it is this internal answer
> that "brain fingerprinting" reveals.
> With the right questions, it is possible to
> detect records of crimes committed or
> crimes in the planning. During the 30-minute
> test, the suspect is presented with words
> phrases and images, some of which may be
> pertinent to a specific terrorist group or gang.
> The resulting brain waves are measured using
> electrodes. If the suspect recognizes any
> information, his brain will produce a "mermer"
> - a characteristic increase in neuron activity
> only seen in response to familiar information.
> The same test can be used to monitor declines
> in memory and cognitive functioning in patients
> with Alzheimer's and other brain disorders.
> The test has been judged scientifically rigorous
> enough to be admissible in court in the US.
> It has already been used to trap a serial killer
> and free a man jailed for a crime he says he
> did not commit.

This is REAL old news. Since this was written, they've gotten it down
to a quick pee test.

4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)


From: "nikolai kingsley" <>

(braintesting for terrorists)

> This is REAL old news. Since this was written, they've gotten it down
> to a quick pee test.

for some reason this makes me wonder how long a terrorist could survive with
a bladder filled with gasoline. long enough to get on a plane, wait for it
to take off, then pee over a lit Bic lighter?

"Oh, fuck off, I don't care WHICH way your ass is pointing."
- Thalia + Tamagotchi


From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

We live in an era when WE as "spirits" may be free. but our bodies and its
associated fluids, tissues, folicals, and such are property of the State!

They just passed the Fetus Defence Act. Whats next? An act that allows the
arrest of anyone who flushed a toilet?

"That Urine could have contained evidence of Illegal Activities!"

Maybe they need to replaced the "Defense of Fetus" act with "The Defence of
Feces Act?"

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man


From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>What really got them was that he made his puddle
>directly under the end of a slide. In the "landing zone", as it were. When
>he was through, he simply pulled up his shorts and went along his merry way.

He was freely expressing his digust at thte Pinkness of his playmates.

"the Farce is strong in this one!"

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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