USA - STUPIDEST NATION ON EARTH!

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 3, 2004 3:18 AM

So it seems that millions and millions of USAmericans, watching the
World's Biggest Lout Rampage of no-brow hulks competing to see who can
smash into each other hardest, were OFFENDED and INSULTED at being
forced to see a girl's one little titty. Dear Bin Laden, please take
me now.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Yes... in no more MOCKING way could the Conspiracy mercilessly RUB IN
its subjects' sheer SLACKLESSNESS. As much of a pop media hermit as I
am, even jacked in to my little world, I could hear the apes SHRIEKING
and HOOTING all night long and into the next day... rattling their bars
wildly, battering each other, injuring themselves and shitting
uncontrollably, BECAUSE THEY SAW AN "UNAUTHORIZED" TITTY.

It's rare that I pity them more than I hate them, but this... THIS...

I likes my titties as much as the next mindless jock, very possibly a
whole lot more. Because of this I can see unauthorized titties, oceans
of tittiies, with faces and legs attached and everything, JUST BY
CLOSING MY EYES. The thought of one fake human's fake titty being cause
of such ruckus is damn near enough to make me JACK OFF, not to any
titties, but to THEIR STUPIDITY, and to how incredibly much BETTER OFF
I must be.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

nenslo wrote:
> forced to see a girl's one little titty.

Considering the venue and the fact that ONLY the one teat
was exposed and NOTHING ELSE, it was about as shocking as
watching a medical operation on Public Television.

Now if Janet Jackson had DROPPED HER PANTS and TAKEN A
FART-PUNCTUATED CORN-STUDDED SHIT on stage, THAT would
have been shocking! MILDLY shocking. It also would've
been more appropriate to the main event of the show,
as the teams could've scooped it up and thrown it at
each other on the playing field.

I asked a football fan where the winning team was going
to go from there after winning the Stupor Bowl, and it
left him dumbfounded. "Uh, no where. Back to where
they started, I guess." "So what's the point?" I asked.
"Um, IT'S FOOTBALL! THERE IS NO 'POINT'!"

--
"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs
that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse
myself." -- Rabbi Shlomo Eliahu

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

nenslo:
>So it seems that millions and millions of USAmericans, watching the
>World's Biggest Lout Rampage of no-brow hulks competing to see who can
>smash into each other hardest, were OFFENDED and INSULTED at being
>forced to see a girl's one little titty. Dear Bin Laden, please take
>me now.

So there was, like, some sort of big sports event over the weekend, eh?

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
> So it seems that millions and millions of USAmericans, watching the
> World's Biggest Lout Rampage of no-brow hulks competing to see who can
> smash into each other hardest, were OFFENDED and INSULTED at being
> forced to see a girl's one little titty. Dear Bin Laden, please take
> me now.

"So THAT'S what a black one looks like!"
- "Tough Crowd"

--

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
The buffet is awful on Monster Island

"The groundhog saw Janet Jackson's boob
and there will be 6 more weeks of masturbation."
- Jon Stewart

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
- George Burns

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>So it seems that millions and millions of USAmericans, watching the
>World's Biggest Lout Rampage of no-brow hulks competing to see who can
>smash into each other hardest, were OFFENDED and INSULTED at being
>forced to see a girl's one little titty. Dear Bin Laden, please take
>me now.

Lets see......

A few years ago, ZZ Top was the show and they had all these dancing girls
spreading their legs on TV, then the team chearleaders are half undressed
anyhow.

And these assholes are complaining about ONE TIT!

But on the plus side, it detracts our attention from the secret Executive
Orders Bush Issued that night.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: Leonard the Committed <ccssk@ccssk.doesntexist>

Dont really think it was that big a deal for MOST people to have seen the
titty in question. What seems to anger most people is that they all
thought it was MICHAEL's tit they were seeing.

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