8 AM Fropped Idea
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 29 Dec 2004 05:17:11 -0800
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Recently, Wendy's fired their "unofficial spokes-cumstain"
spokes-cumstain. Since my friends and I heard this news about two
months ago, it's become a running 'frop topic as to how best Wendy's
should fill the void. Tonight...I think we had a breakthrough.
MAN IN SUIT: Hello, dear friends, this is a special message brought to
you by Wendy's, home of the Frosty, beverage of choice for stoners all
around the globe. We have a confession to make. Let's bring him out
here.
(Enter homeless person)
MAN IN SUIT: What's your name again?
CLYDE: Clyde.
MAN IN SUIT: We've just paid Clyde twelve dollars, twelve dollars to
break into ONE McDonalds restraunt SOMEWHERE in the Continental United
States and replace one of their hamburger patties with a patty made of
his own feeces. For twelve dolars. And how did that go for you, Clyde?
CLYDE: Oh, the package has been sent.
MAN IN SUIT: So if you go to a McDonalds, you might run the risk of
getting the feeces burger. OR you could come to Wendy's. NOT Home of
the Shitburger.
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?" LADY: Where's the FEECES? (pounds fist on table.)
Where's the FEECES? (points at eye threateningly...)
MAN IN SUIT: So remember folks...McDonalds...might get the shit
patty...Wendy's...well, maybe he could say it best. Clyde, did you make
a feeces burger for the Wendy's food chain?
CLYDE: No sir I did not, and any feeces at a Wendy's that I did find, I
disposed of properly in an orange bag marked "biohazard".
(cut to: Clyde taking an orange bag to a dumpster outsdie a Wendy's,
tossing it in and giving the manager a big "thumbs up". The manager
will be played by an unbelievingly attractive male model, unlike most
fast fod manangers, who have complexions that resembles the surface of
the moon.)
MAN IN SUIT and CLYDE: WENDY'S. NO SHIT!
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?" LADY: WHERE'S THE FEECES?
FADE OUT
Christ, Mom would be so proud of me.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 16:22:48 GMT
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In article <1104326231.065855.224340@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:
> Recently, Wendy's fired their "unofficial spokes-cumstain"
> spokes-cumstain. Since my friends and I heard this news about two
> months ago, it's become a running 'frop topic as to how best Wendy's
> should fill the void. Tonight...I think we had a breakthrough.
> MAN IN SUIT: Hello, dear friends, this is a special message brought to
> you by Wendy's, home of the Frosty, beverage of choice for stoners all
> around the globe. We have a confession to make. Let's bring him out
> here.
> (Enter homeless person)
> MAN IN SUIT: What's your name again?
> CLYDE: Clyde.
> MAN IN SUIT: We've just paid Clyde twelve dollars, twelve dollars to
> break into ONE McDonalds restraunt SOMEWHERE in the Continental United
> States and replace one of their hamburger patties with a patty made of
> his own feeces. For twelve dolars. And how did that go for you, Clyde?
> CLYDE: Oh, the package has been sent.
> MAN IN SUIT: So if you go to a McDonalds, you might run the risk of
> getting the feeces burger. OR you could come to Wendy's. NOT Home of
> the Shitburger.
Keep Clyde away from the Frosty machine or I'll rip your fucking head
off and pour a Frosty down the stump.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh shut up, its only a chainsaw
"Straight male seeks Bush supporter
for fair, physical fight - m4m.
I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger.
If you are one & have a fiery streak, please contact me
so we can meet and physically fight.
I would like to beat the shit out of you."
- Craig's List
"I don't wanna just rain on your parade,
I wanna blow up the floats."
- "Law & Order"
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 29 Dec 2004 16:28:01 -0800
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>I'll rip your fucking head off and pour a Frosty down the stump.
You know, if I'm gonna die...I can think of a few worse ways to go than
that. That's almost a plesant thought. Being decapitated by a large
bald fat man and then having half melted soft serve dumped down my food
tube.