ATTN: STANG
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:34 -0800
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you suck
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 04 Dec 2004 05:25:05 GMT
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"Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo When I'm calling you Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo Will
you answer too? Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo"
--- Slim Whitman
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Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 04 Dec 2004 15:57:11 GMT
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> you suck
>
Oh yes! Your just jelous becuase HE got PAID to go over to Europe and smoke
Frop!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 04 Dec 2004 16:17:16 GMT
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<< Oh yes! Your just jelous becuase HE got PAID to go over to Europe and smoke
Frop! >>
Who isn't?
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 11:33:42 -0500
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In article <41B13804.462349F6@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> you suck
Only when not biting.
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Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 19:21:38 -0000
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:051220041133424656%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
> In article <41B13804.462349F6@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
>> you suck
>
> Only when not biting.
>
Damn, now I gotta tell this story. The other day some dude got into an
arguement with his girlfriend. She went outside to get some air and calm
down. While she was gone, her little baby started fussing so the dude bit
her in the face. He told the cop he only sucked really hard on her face. He
is still in jail.
-phy
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 06 Dec 2004 01:28:42 GMT
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<< While she was gone, her little baby started fussing so the dude bit
her in the face. He told the cop he only sucked really hard on her face. He
is still in jail. >>
But soon to be transferred to the local
psychiatric facility.
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 03:07:03 GMT
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In article <20041205202842.09660.00001133@mb-m20.aol.com>,
asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc) wrote:
> << While she was gone, her little baby started fussing so the dude bit
> her in the face. He told the cop he only sucked really hard on her face. He
> is still in jail. >>
> But soon to be transferred to the local
> psychiatric facility.
Naw, I say "lime pit." Why delay the inevitable? If you'd bite a baby
who has not been properly prepared, you need to be recycled, violently.
--
HellPope Huey
Noted Broadway Producer of "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rabbis,"
"Sing A Song of Soylent"
and "The Genetically-Engineered Mouse
With Three Replacement Penises Growing From Its Back"
"I lit a cigarette that tasted like
a plumber's handkerchief."
- Raymond Chandler
Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer