About God's Xmas Tsunami to the Non-Christians
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:45:09 -0600
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This morning my kids were watching the tsunami porn on the TV news, and
my son showed me some potentially even "hotter" EotW porn on a fave web
page of his:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/supervolcanoes.shtml
But luckily the fires from such an event MIGHT be fought and
extinguished if, at the same time, we lucked out and also got:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2000/mega_tsunami.shtml
That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:02:05 -0800
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On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:45:09 -0600, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>This morning my kids were watching the tsunami porn on the TV news, and
>my son showed me some potentially even "hotter" EotW porn on a fave web
>page of his:
>
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/supervolcanoes.shtml
>
>But luckily the fires from such an event MIGHT be fought and
>extinguished if, at the same time, we lucked out and also got:
>
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2000/mega_tsunami.shtml
>
>
>That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
>Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
>
>The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
>wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
>likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
>could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
>Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
>
>Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
>
>In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
>is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
>
>Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
The book "Uriel's Machine"
http://tinyurl.com/5vzte
talks about a set of tidal waves created by meteors hitting the earth,
thousands of years ago.
Something like 7400 years ago (or maybe it was 7400 BC, I don't
remember) there was some kind of very large meteor strike, that much
seems to be well-known by people who know that kind of stuff.
The book's speculation is that there was a relatively advanced
stone-age culture at the time (advanced by stone-age standards, anyway
... the book looks like a "Chariots of the Gods" type of thing but it
is fairly sane) and that there were seven of these gigantic meteors
that struck the earth in a shower, all at about the same time. The
waves would have been miles high and travelled many miles inland.
The authors' idea, anyway, is that this culture was mostly annihilated
by this, and the survivors dedicated themselves to trying to pass a
warning down to the humans who took over for them. They had
relatively sophisticated astronomy (which you see in "lost culture"
stone structures like Stonehenge) and the idea is supposed to be they
were trying to teach people how to detect the incoming meteors at
least early enough to move inland.
And that this warning, passed down and garbled a little by our
ancestors, went to form the basis of things like the flood legends
such as Noah's ark (and so on, flood legends are pretty global).
They also argue that is the real "secret" of the masons, that the
survivors of this stone age culture, working as a kind of "secret
society" whose mission was to pass on this message, formed the masons,
then over time they died out and the mason thing was kind of diluted.
But they do a really interesting job of going through the masonic
"secret rituals" and proving their point. For a lot of years the
masons were strict about not changing any details of the rituals,
whether they seemed to make sense or not ... seeing the authors (they
are both high-level masons) explain these seemingly meaningless
details in terms of their theory, which seems to me to fit very well,
is really pretty cool ... this encoded message, ten thousand years
old, finally decoding it and seeing that it makes perfect sense.
I always wondered, why masons? I kinda understood the social forces
that made the masons what they were ... or thought I did ... and never
really bought off on their claims that they actually went way way back
in time ... but it really fits, a society of masons, to pass on the
remnants of a stone age culture. Stone work would have been their
version of high technology.
anyway it's a pretty interesting book. I was intrigued by it until I
realized that some of the details contradict the Book of the Subgenius
and are, therefore, wrong.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The acid in human urine causes great damage. It sounds like a laughing matter but it really isn’t."
- Gert-Christian Jakobzik of the Berlin city senate
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:49:04 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:a6p0t0hljj82uopve4rvpofegv3tj8k1ce@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:45:09 -0600, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
> ( stuff) (more stuff)
> And that this warning, passed down and garbled a little
by our
> ancestors, went to form the basis of things like the flood legends
> such as Noah's ark (and so on, flood legends are pretty global).
>
> They also argue that is the real "secret" of the masons, that the
> survivors of this stone age culture, working as a kind of "secret
> society" whose mission was to pass on this message, formed the masons,
> then over time they died out and the mason thing was kind of diluted.
> But they do a really interesting job of going through the masonic
> "secret rituals" and proving their point. For a lot of years the
> masons were strict about not changing any details of the rituals,
> whether they seemed to make sense or not ... seeing the authors (they
> are both high-level masons) explain these seemingly meaningless
> details in terms of their theory, which seems to me to fit very well,
> is really pretty cool ... this encoded message, ten thousand years
> old, finally decoding it and seeing that it makes perfect sense.
>
> I always wondered, why masons? I kinda understood the social forces
> that made the masons what they were ... or thought I did ... and never
> really bought off on their claims that they actually went way way back
> in time ... but it really fits, a society of masons, to pass on the
> remnants of a stone age culture. Stone work would have been their
> version of high technology.
>
> anyway it's a pretty interesting book. I was intrigued by it until I
> realized that some of the details contradict the Book of the Subgenius
> and are, therefore, wrong.
>
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
Look, my grand dad and uncle were and are Masons. I know that the only
reason they joined was so that every once in a while they could get out of
the house. Both of them were masons actually though so they may have joined
out of respect for their profession or just for fun, who knows? They
weren't full of secrets though and they weren't rich.
Look, my grandfather and uncle are smart enough to ask for a lot of money if
some one wanted them to conspire. If they had a lot of money I would know
it and I wouldn't lie to you. Have I ever lied to you? Ever?
I wouldn't lie to you, never, now go to sleep....
"Lullaby and good night"......
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:17:51 -0800
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:49:04 GMT, "Kevin Cunningham"
wrote:
>
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:a6p0t0hljj82uopve4rvpofegv3tj8k1ce@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:45:09 -0600, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> wrote:
>> ( stuff) (more stuff)
>> And that this warning, passed down and garbled a little
> by our
>> ancestors, went to form the basis of things like the flood legends
>> such as Noah's ark (and so on, flood legends are pretty global).
>>
>> They also argue that is the real "secret" of the masons, that the
>> survivors of this stone age culture, working as a kind of "secret
>> society" whose mission was to pass on this message, formed the masons,
>> then over time they died out and the mason thing was kind of diluted.
>> But they do a really interesting job of going through the masonic
>> "secret rituals" and proving their point. For a lot of years the
>> masons were strict about not changing any details of the rituals,
>> whether they seemed to make sense or not ... seeing the authors (they
>> are both high-level masons) explain these seemingly meaningless
>> details in terms of their theory, which seems to me to fit very well,
>> is really pretty cool ... this encoded message, ten thousand years
>> old, finally decoding it and seeing that it makes perfect sense.
>>
>> I always wondered, why masons? I kinda understood the social forces
>> that made the masons what they were ... or thought I did ... and never
>> really bought off on their claims that they actually went way way back
>> in time ... but it really fits, a society of masons, to pass on the
>> remnants of a stone age culture. Stone work would have been their
>> version of high technology.
>>
>> anyway it's a pretty interesting book. I was intrigued by it until I
>> realized that some of the details contradict the Book of the Subgenius
>> and are, therefore, wrong.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Zapanaz
>> International Satanic Conspiracy
>> Customer Support Specialist
>> http://joecosby.com/
>
>Look, my grand dad and uncle were and are Masons. I know that the only
>reason they joined was so that every once in a while they could get out of
>the house. Both of them were masons actually though so they may have joined
>out of respect for their profession or just for fun, who knows? They
>weren't full of secrets though and they weren't rich.
>
>Look, my grandfather and uncle are smart enough to ask for a lot of money if
>some one wanted them to conspire. If they had a lot of money I would know
>it and I wouldn't lie to you. Have I ever lied to you? Ever?
>
>I wouldn't lie to you, never, now go to sleep....
>"Lullaby and good night"......
>
You're missing my point by a few throws of the baseball bat.
Imagine this: imagine you wanted to pass an idea down through
history, but you knew the english language would disappear, -but-, you
also knew it would be rediscovered later. Yes, that's a lot of
"imagines", but imagine.
So you know Chinese people will survive, and you have to get this
message across, so you teach them this ritual: "recite the words 'pie
ekwals three point won fower won five nieen' ". Or whatever. Some
message you need to get across to later generations.
The Chinese people won't have the foggiest idea what the words mean,
so you have to stress to them that they have to recite the words
EXACTLY, PRECISELY the way they have been taught, and never change
them one tiny little bit, or it will be "weeweechu a merry christmas"
pretty quickly.
That's what the masonic rituals are.
No, I don't think there is a conspiracy either.
>Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
>Anti-Pope of Atlanta
>
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
- Groucho Marx
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:24:16 -0800
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On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:17:51 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>No, I don't think there is a conspiracy either.
EHM I mean, OF COURSE, there's THE conspiracy, as ALL GOOD
SUBGENIUSESES know, but I don't think your father is part of it.
That's a much BIGGER conspiracy.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'd like to think that brain surgery is less
a science or an art than an act of will and
intestinal fortitude.
- nu-monet v6.0
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 05:58:12 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:17:51 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
> >No, I don't think there is a conspiracy either.
>
> EHM I mean, OF COURSE, there's THE conspiracy, as ALL GOOD
> SUBGENIUSESES know, but I don't think your father is part of it.
> That's a much BIGGER conspiracy.
A lurking tsunami in every hot tub, a budding conspiracy in every sock
drawer, a potential holocaust in every birth control dispenser.
--
HellPope Huey
People applauded rather than throwing fruit.
I take this as a good sign.
Infinite goodness
is creating a being you know, in advance,
is going to complain.
- William Peter Blatty, "Ninth Configuration"
"Does the noise in my head bother you,
bother you, bother you, bother you?"
- Loop Guru, "Loop Bites Dog"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 05:47:59 GMT
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>On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:49:04 GMT, "Kevin Cunningham"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>>news:a6p0t0hljj82uopve4rvpofegv3tj8k1ce@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:45:09 -0600, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>>> wrote:
>>> ( stuff) (more stuff)
>>> And that this warning, passed down and garbled a little
>> by our
>>> ancestors, went to form the basis of things like the flood legends
>>> such as Noah's ark (and so on, flood legends are pretty global).
>>>
>>> They also argue that is the real "secret" of the masons, that the
>>> survivors of this stone age culture, working as a kind of "secret
>>> society" whose mission was to pass on this message, formed the masons,
>>> then over time they died out and the mason thing was kind of diluted.
>>> But they do a really interesting job of going through the masonic
>>> "secret rituals" and proving their point. For a lot of years the
>>> masons were strict about not changing any details of the rituals,
>>> whether they seemed to make sense or not ... seeing the authors (they
>>> are both high-level masons) explain these seemingly meaningless
>>> details in terms of their theory, which seems to me to fit very well,
>>> is really pretty cool ... this encoded message, ten thousand years
>>> old, finally decoding it and seeing that it makes perfect sense.
>>>
>>> I always wondered, why masons? I kinda understood the social forces
>>> that made the masons what they were ... or thought I did ... and never
>>> really bought off on their claims that they actually went way way back
>>> in time ... but it really fits, a society of masons, to pass on the
>>> remnants of a stone age culture. Stone work would have been their
>>> version of high technology.
>>>
>>> anyway it's a pretty interesting book. I was intrigued by it until I
>>> realized that some of the details contradict the Book of the Subgenius
>>> and are, therefore, wrong.
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Zapanaz
>>> International Satanic Conspiracy
>>> Customer Support Specialist
>>> http://joecosby.com/
>>
>>Look, my grand dad and uncle were and are Masons. I know that the only
>>reason they joined was so that every once in a while they could get out of
>>the house. Both of them were masons actually though so they may have joined
>>out of respect for their profession or just for fun, who knows? They
>>weren't full of secrets though and they weren't rich.
>>
>>Look, my grandfather and uncle are smart enough to ask for a lot of money if
>>some one wanted them to conspire. If they had a lot of money I would know
>>it and I wouldn't lie to you. Have I ever lied to you? Ever?
>>
>>I wouldn't lie to you, never, now go to sleep....
>>"Lullaby and good night"......
>>
>
>You're missing my point by a few throws of the baseball bat.
>
>Imagine this: imagine you wanted to pass an idea down through
>history, but you knew the english language would disappear, -but-, you
>also knew it would be rediscovered later. Yes, that's a lot of
>"imagines", but imagine.
>
>So you know Chinese people will survive, and you have to get this
>message across, so you teach them this ritual: "recite the words 'pie
>ekwals three point won fower won five nieen' ". Or whatever. Some
>message you need to get across to later generations.
>
>The Chinese people won't have the foggiest idea what the words mean,
>so you have to stress to them that they have to recite the words
>EXACTLY, PRECISELY the way they have been taught, and never change
>them one tiny little bit, or it will be "weeweechu a merry christmas"
>pretty quickly.
>
>That's what the masonic rituals are.
>
Is that where the "Jew Below" joke came from?
It seems a Jewish family had rented an apartment that sat
directly under the Masonic Temple, and at least once a month
they would always hear this stomping from above.
One day Izzy told his wife he was going to drill a hole in the ceiling
and see what those Masons were up to. After doing so, one evening
he heard some stomping coming from above, so he got his ladder,
climbed up and decided to take a peek.
After a few moments, he flew down the ladder and ran in and told
his wife to pack all their belongs and "Let's get out of here and fast !!!"
When she asked why, Izzy told her that he was just peeking in
on the Masons above and saw them kill a man and
said they were going to blame it on the 'JEW-BELOW.'
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 28 Dec 2004 16:15:22 GMT
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>The Chinese people won't have the foggiest idea what the words mean,
>>so you have to stress to them that they have to recite the words
>>EXACTLY, PRECISELY the way they have been taught, and never change
>>them one tiny little bit, or it will be "weeweechu a merry christmas"
>>pretty quickly.
>>
>>That's what the masonic rituals are.
>>
>
> Is that where the "Jew Below" joke came from?
>
> It seems a Jewish family had rented an apartment that sat
>directly under the Masonic Temple, and at least once a month
>they would always hear this stomping from above.
> One day Izzy told his wife he was going to drill a hole in the ceiling
>and see what those Masons were up to. After doing so, one evening
>he heard some stomping coming from above, so he got his ladder,
>climbed up and decided to take a peek.
> After a few moments, he flew down the ladder and ran in and told
>his wife to pack all their belongs and "Let's get out of here and fast !!!"
> When she asked why, Izzy told her that he was just peeking in
>on the Masons above and saw them kill a man and
>said they were going to blame it on the 'JEW-BELOW.'
Jubelo
Jubela
Jubellum
I guess you could modify the last to say it was jew below him.
But you know, you could change the accent and make it less offensive. You
below. You below him.
You all bellow anyway.
--
I do what I want. That's why I always win.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 29 Dec 2004 00:15:49 GMT
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>They
>weren't full of secrets though and they weren't rich.
>
But did you ever notice they never got speeding tickets, hookers gave them 50%
discounts, and that well groomed, middel aged man with the pipe was always
trying to sell them something?
> If they had a lot of money I would know
>it and I wouldn't lie to you. Have I ever lied to you? Ever?
>
oh sure, like they would tell YOU!
They only told the relatives they actually liked.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 22:54:20 -0800
--------
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:02:05 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:45:09 -0600, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
>>This morning my kids were watching the tsunami porn on the TV news, and
>>my son showed me some potentially even "hotter" EotW porn on a fave web
>>page of his:
>>
>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/supervolcanoes.shtml
>>
>>But luckily the fires from such an event MIGHT be fought and
>>extinguished if, at the same time, we lucked out and also got:
>>
>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2000/mega_tsunami.shtml
>>
>>
>>That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
>>Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
>>
>>The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
>>wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
>>likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
>>could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
>>Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
>>
>>Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
>>
>>In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
>>is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
>>
>>Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
>
>The book "Uriel's Machine"
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5vzte
>
>talks about a set of tidal waves created by meteors hitting the earth,
>thousands of years ago.
>
>Something like 7400 years ago (or maybe it was 7400 BC, I don't
>remember) there was some kind of very large meteor strike, that much
>seems to be well-known by people who know that kind of stuff.
>
>The book's speculation is that there was a relatively advanced
>stone-age culture at the time (advanced by stone-age standards, anyway
>... the book looks like a "Chariots of the Gods" type of thing but it
>is fairly sane) and that there were seven of these gigantic meteors
>that struck the earth in a shower, all at about the same time. The
>waves would have been miles high and travelled many miles inland.
>
>The authors' idea, anyway, is that this culture was mostly annihilated
>by this, and the survivors dedicated themselves to trying to pass a
>warning down to the humans who took over for them. They had
>relatively sophisticated astronomy (which you see in "lost culture"
>stone structures like Stonehenge) and the idea is supposed to be they
>were trying to teach people how to detect the incoming meteors at
>least early enough to move inland.
>
>And that this warning, passed down and garbled a little by our
>ancestors, went to form the basis of things like the flood legends
>such as Noah's ark (and so on, flood legends are pretty global).
>
>They also argue that is the real "secret" of the masons, that the
>survivors of this stone age culture, working as a kind of "secret
>society" whose mission was to pass on this message, formed the masons,
>then over time they died out and the mason thing was kind of diluted.
>But they do a really interesting job of going through the masonic
>"secret rituals" and proving their point. For a lot of years the
>masons were strict about not changing any details of the rituals,
>whether they seemed to make sense or not ... seeing the authors (they
>are both high-level masons) explain these seemingly meaningless
>details in terms of their theory, which seems to me to fit very well,
>is really pretty cool ... this encoded message, ten thousand years
>old, finally decoding it and seeing that it makes perfect sense.
>
>I always wondered, why masons? I kinda understood the social forces
>that made the masons what they were ... or thought I did ... and never
>really bought off on their claims that they actually went way way back
>in time ... but it really fits, a society of masons, to pass on the
>remnants of a stone age culture. Stone work would have been their
>version of high technology.
>
>anyway it's a pretty interesting book. I was intrigued by it until I
>realized that some of the details contradict the Book of the Subgenius
>and are, therefore, wrong.
posting this earlier, my "Dick Dale and his Del-Tones" collection came
up in Winamp ... Pipeline (with Stevie Ray Vaughan), Tidal Wave,
Banzai Washout, Surf Beat
made for a nice backdrop
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Well, fuck you too, chuckles!"
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 27 Dec 2004 20:21:26 GMT
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<< The most likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be
from the Canary Islands. It could easily utterly destroy
every city along the East Coast, from Boston through
NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland. >>
Yeah, my vulcanologist pal is big on that one. He says
it'll make the hypothetical CA "Big One" look tame
in comparison and it's ready to rock at any time.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 14:26:38 -0600
--------
In article <20041227152126.11961.00002123@mb-m16.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
wrote:
> << The most likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be
> from the Canary Islands. It could easily utterly destroy
> every city along the East Coast, from Boston through
> NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland. >>
>
> Yeah, my vulcanologist pal is big on that one. He says
> it'll make the hypothetical CA "Big One" look tame
> in comparison and it's ready to rock at any time.
>
>
>
That makes me hard.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 20:49:08 GMT
--------
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>In article <20041227152126.11961.00002123@mb-m16.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
> wrote:
>
>> << The most likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be
>> from the Canary Islands. It could easily utterly destroy
>> every city along the East Coast, from Boston through
>> NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland. >>
>>
>> Yeah, my vulcanologist pal is big on that one. He says
>> it'll make the hypothetical CA "Big One" look tame
>> in comparison and it's ready to rock at any time.
>>
>>
>>
>
>That makes me hard.
Me too!
Just think! A vulcanologist!
Do you know Spock?
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 28 Dec 2004 03:34:20 GMT
--------
<< Just think! A vulcanologist!
Do you know Spock?>>
No but the dude used to hob-nob with
St. Bill Hicks -- had him scheuled for a
Spaceport appearance but Hicks' saucer
arrived first.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 05:55:49 GMT
--------
In article <271220041426386539%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> In article <20041227152126.11961.00002123@mb-m16.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
> wrote:
>
> > << The most likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be
> > from the Canary Islands. It could easily utterly destroy
> > every city along the East Coast, from Boston through
> > NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland. >>
> >
> > Yeah, my vulcanologist pal is big on that one. He says
> > it'll make the hypothetical CA "Big One" look tame
> > in comparison and it's ready to rock at any time.
> >>
> That makes me hard.
And its cheaper than Viagra, although I suspect one's stiffy would wilt
like a flame-throwered orchid when that muthafuckin' 200-foot-high wall
of water is rushing right at one's crotch. No time for the old in-out,
dear, Death approacheth and we hast no surfboards. Damn that Nhee Ghee.
--
HellPope Huey
People applauded rather than throwing fruit.
I take this as a good sign.
Infinite goodness
is creating a being you know, in advance,
is going to complain.
- William Peter Blatty, "Ninth Configuration"
"Does the noise in my head bother you,
bother you, bother you, bother you?"
- Loop Guru, "Loop Bites Dog"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 28 Dec 2004 14:14:52 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
729F15.23562027122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <271220041426386539%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>> In article <20041227152126.11961.00002123@mb-m16.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
>> wrote:
>>
>> > << The most likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be
>> > from the Canary Islands. It could easily utterly destroy
>> > every city along the East Coast, from Boston through
>> > NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland. >>
>> >
>> > Yeah, my vulcanologist pal is big on that one. He says
>> > it'll make the hypothetical CA "Big One" look tame
>> > in comparison and it's ready to rock at any time.
>> >>
>> That makes me hard.
>
> And its cheaper than Viagra, although I suspect one's stiffy would wilt
> like a flame-throwered orchid when that muthafuckin' 200-foot-high wall
> of water is rushing right at one's crotch. No time for the old in-out,
> dear, Death approacheth and we hast no surfboards. Damn that Nhee Ghee.
>
Dammit, now I gotta go do a bit of hunting for the "Apochalyptarian" I
heard about down near Warner Robbins years ago. The dude build a fallout
shelter out of an old underground diesel fuel storage tank. It was supposed
to have been built airtight like a submarine with water-tight hatches and
such to survive a catastrophic flood as well as nuclear winter.
"Batten down the hatches, Maizey! The cows gotta swim for themselves!!"
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent::
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:04:44 -0500
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:271220041245097115%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com...
> That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
> Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
>
> The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
> wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically.
Guess what was posted by the USGS in the C News today?
http://www.columbian.com/12272004/clark_co/226443.html
Volcano Watch
Monday, December 27, 2004
Update: Growth of the new lava dome
inside the crater of Mount St. Helens continues.
Hazard status: Alert Level 2, the second in a three-level system.
Closures: The U.S. Forest Service has prohibited access
within a five-mile radius of the volcano. Road closures include
state Highway 504 at Coldwater Ridge and Forest Road 99
at the Wakepish Sno-Park.
(A good barometer of things as earthquakes usually come
in three's and four's. Better head East if ash and sulphurous
stink-steam starts blowin thru cracks in the streets in Seattle)
www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/. <-- (Volcano Cam!!)
www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/recreation/current-conditions/special.shtml.
> The most
> likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
> could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
> Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
Check out late night Coast to Coast AM www.coasttocoastam.com
radio as this will be the Topic of Discussion this evening, and all the
rest of the week there's a curious lineup of guests. (I usually pop a tape
in the VCR on SLP and record via audio channel input from the AM
Radio and play/review it the next day - great way to listen iffen
one needs their zzzz's)
Tonite's show should be good as C to C usually gets the
cracks and cranks who claim it's HAARP or Planet-X's
fault....
> Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
>
> In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
> is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
>
> Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
.WAV files from the Southpark episode "Volcano"
http://www2.burn.com/content/sp3.html
Oh....here's some Alien poo on mars by Richard Hoagland
http://www.enterprisemission.com/
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:17:09 GMT
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Sumatrasuban wrote:
>
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>news:271220041245097115%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com...
>
>> That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
>> Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
>>
>> The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
>> wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically.
>
>Guess what was posted by the USGS in the C News today?
>http://www.columbian.com/12272004/clark_co/226443.html
>
>Volcano Watch
>Monday, December 27, 2004
>
>Update: Growth of the new lava dome
>inside the crater of Mount St. Helens continues.
>Hazard status: Alert Level 2, the second in a three-level system.
>Closures: The U.S. Forest Service has prohibited access
>within a five-mile radius of the volcano. Road closures include
>state Highway 504 at Coldwater Ridge and Forest Road 99
>at the Wakepish Sno-Park.
>
>(A good barometer of things as earthquakes usually come
>in three's and four's. Better head East if ash and sulphurous
>stink-steam starts blowin thru cracks in the streets in Seattle)
>
>www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/. <-- (Volcano Cam!!)
>www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/recreation/current-conditions/special.shtml.
>
>> The most
>> likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
>> could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
>> Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
>
>Check out late night Coast to Coast AM www.coasttocoastam.com
>radio as this will be the Topic of Discussion this evening, and all the
>rest of the week there's a curious lineup of guests. (I usually pop a tape
>in the VCR on SLP and record via audio channel input from the AM
>Radio and play/review it the next day - great way to listen iffen
>one needs their zzzz's)
>
>Tonite's show should be good as C to C usually gets the
>cracks and cranks who claim it's HAARP or Planet-X's
>fault....
>
>> Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
>>
>> In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
>> is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
>>
>> Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
>
>.WAV files from the Southpark episode "Volcano"
>http://www2.burn.com/content/sp3.html
>
>Oh....here's some Alien poo on mars by Richard Hoagland
>http://www.enterprisemission.com/
>
Did you hear that something was cleaning off the solar panels
on the Mars robot at night? I don't know what the theories were
but it makes you wonder!
Correspondent::
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:11:12 -0500
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:Fm3Ad.39542$uM5.23922@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Did you hear that something was cleaning off the solar panels
> on the Mars robot at night? I don't know what the theories were
> but it makes you wonder!
That's right up Richard "face on Mars" Hoagland's territory.
You can read Hoagie's latest "Mars Theorums" at his website:
www.enterprisemission.com (complete with photos of Mars poo's)
Finally the Hoagie himself will be a guest on
C to C AM Radio either tomorrow or Wed
night. (My guess is he'll say that the HAARP
caused the Great Sumatra Quake of '05 to
divert attention from naked pics found on the
Martian surface last week....)
NOTE: As I type this Steve Quayle (better
known as "Stimpy") is comming up next LIVE
on C to C AM radio.... oh joy!
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 14:24:18 GMT
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
news:Fm3Ad.39542$uM5.23922@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
> Did you hear that something was cleaning off the solar panels
> on the Mars robot at night? I don't know what the theories were
> but it makes you wonder!
>
I heard it was street people (canal martians?) looking to get some spare
change.
-phy
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 11:23:56 -0800
--------
Sumatrasuban@hotmale.com wrote:
>
>
> Check out late night Coast to Coast AM www.coasttocoastam.com
> radio as this will be the Topic of Discussion this evening, and all the
> rest of the week there's a curious lineup of guests. (I usually pop a tape
> in the VCR on SLP and record via audio channel input from the AM
> Radio and play/review it the next day - great way to listen iffen
> one needs their zzzz's)
>
> Tonite's show should be good as C to C usually gets the
> cracks and cranks who claim it's HAARP or Planet-X's
> fault....
>
You mean the guests and/or host?
Correspondent:: "Talysman the Ur-Beatle"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 06:18:26 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:271220041245097115%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com:
> The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
> wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
> likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
> could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
> Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
>
> Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
somewhat tangentally related: there's roleplaying game available online
called Forgotten Futures ( http://www.forgottenfutures.com/ ) with the
gimmick that it's based on victorian and edwardian era science fiction,
which alone is pretty cool, especially since EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY
THE GAME, all the source literature is available as text files with the
game or from the website... inlcuding some victorian and edwardian DISASTER
FICTION:
http://www.forgottenfutures.com/game/ff5/fiction.htm
--
Talysman the Ur-Beatle, STRAWGRASPER
Correspondent:: "Spyragist"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:10:29 -0500
--------
> http://www.forgottenfutures.com/game/ff5/fiction.htm
>
> --
> Talysman the Ur-Beatle, STRAWGRASPER
Great eschatological site from a differant perspective !
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 29 Dec 2004 00:11:33 GMT
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>This morning my kids were watching the tsunami porn on the TV news, and
>my son showed me some potentially even "hotter" EotW porn on a fave web
>page of his:
>
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/supervolcanoes.shtml
>
>But luckily the fires from such an event MIGHT be fought and
>extinguished if, at the same time, we lucked out and also got:
>
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2000/mega_tsunami.shtml
>
>
>That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
>Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
>
>The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
>wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
>likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
>could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
>Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
>
>Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
>
>In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
>is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
>
>Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
>
We need to organize a Church reliefe efforts to search the tourists areas fro
wallets, valuables, stock, bonds, etc.
Just to do our part to help rid the shit hole planet of the pest infestation
that seem to be overrunning it.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:36:28 -0800
--------
Your vague promises of a Final Cleansing Of This Fine Planet
along with unfulfilled hints of Xist intervention
combined with a decided Dribble Dick in you OLD AGE
seem to point to what?
"Oh, Gee, I can still remember to flush the toilet after Excremeditation."
Exercise This, Oh, 'mighty tiny' Blighted One.
'MFU' by HC rocks and you don't.
When you can come up with something new and boring to say,
feel free to braise our lungs with your froppish effervescence.
Until Then.
I want my 3x money back.
Fucking Gee DUHbya Boosh Is Still pee-stained-dentured Resident
Due to you downfall into the Sea Of PORNiquity!!!!
Get it?
Got It?
GOOD!
PLUGH!
Connie divorced "BOB" twenty seconds into their Chernobyl Rights.
CONNIE ROCKS!
not to mention, SHE's Really A Guy And All....
"BOBSTOWN", My Ass...
phookin' morans!
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:271220041245097115%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com...
> This morning my kids were watching the tsunami porn on the TV news, and
> my son showed me some potentially even "hotter" EotW porn on a fave web
> page of his:
>
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/supervolcanoes.shtml
>
> But luckily the fires from such an event MIGHT be fought and
> extinguished if, at the same time, we lucked out and also got:
>
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2000/mega_tsunami.shtml
>
>
> That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
> Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
>
> The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
> wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
> likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
> could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
> Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
>
> Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
>
> In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
> is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
>
> Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:39:01 -0800
--------
Oh! and here's your phookin' missing two r r
blah blah blah die fucking blah.
"Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote in message
news:-bWdnaPfPKPU30_cRVn-tw@comcast.com...
> Your vague promises of a Final Cleansing Of This Fine Planet
> along with unfulfilled hints of Xist intervention
> combined with a decided Dribble Dick in you OLD AGE
> seem to point to what?
>
> "Oh, Gee, I can still remember to flush the toilet after Excremeditation."
>
>
> Exercise This, Oh, 'mighty tiny' Blighted One.
>
> 'MFU' by HC rocks and you don't.
>
> When you can come up with something new and boring to say,
> feel free to braise our lungs with your froppish effervescence.
>
> Until Then.
>
>
> I want my 3x money back.
>
>
> Fucking Gee DUHbya Boosh Is Still pee-stained-dentured Resident
> Due to you downfall into the Sea Of PORNiquity!!!!
>
> Get it?
>
> Got It?
>
> GOOD!
>
> PLUGH!
>
>
> Connie divorced "BOB" twenty seconds into their Chernobyl Rights.
>
>
> CONNIE ROCKS!
>
> not to mention, SHE's Really A Guy And All....
>
>
> "BOBSTOWN", My Ass...
>
>
> phookin' morans!
>
>
>
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:271220041245097115%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com...
> > This morning my kids were watching the tsunami porn on the TV news, and
> > my son showed me some potentially even "hotter" EotW porn on a fave web
> > page of his:
> >
> > http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/supervolcanoes.shtml
> >
> > But luckily the fires from such an event MIGHT be fought and
> > extinguished if, at the same time, we lucked out and also got:
> >
> > http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2000/mega_tsunami.shtml
> >
> >
> > That tsunami was SMALL STUFF -- CHICKEN FEED compared to the fine
> > Harvests that J-1 has up Its sleeve.
> >
> > The next supervolcano would most likely be in Yellowstone and would
> > wipe out half the U.S. physically and all of it economically. The most
> > likely upcoming megatsunami looks to be from the Canary Islands. It
> > could easily utterly destroy every city along the East Coast, from
> > Boston through NYC down all the way to Miami, and 20 km inland.
> >
> > Nature Fuckin' ROX!!
> >
> > In some ways it's a moot point because the Next Major Extinction Event
> > is well underway already, and WE'RE IT.
> >
> > Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for the humans. But not often.
>
>