And another thing:
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:55:07 -0800
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Women's lib: 1971
Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Last night you were, unhinged.
You were like some desperate, howling demon.
You frightened me. .......... Do it again.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 21 Dec 2004 06:45:32 GMT
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<< Women's lib: 1971
Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972 >>
Hm. I don't remember 'affordable' nukers until
1980 or so and then they were still like $300.00.
Maybe I don't recall.
What year was "Phyzo-Hex" [sic?]
withdrawn from market?
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 07:36:18 GMT
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In alt.slack, AssCo Assc was all like...
:: << Women's lib: 1971
:: Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972 >>
::
:: Hm. I don't remember 'affordable' nukers until
:: 1980 or so and then they were still like $300.00.
::
:: Maybe I don't recall.
::
:: What year was "Phyzo-Hex" [sic?]
:: withdrawn from market?
phisohex. 1972. because hexachlorophene scrambled babies brains.
surgeons still use it to scrub in before surgery. it's still available
to patients but by rx only.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 09:16:45 -0800
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 07:36:18 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>In alt.slack, AssCo Assc was all like...
>
>:: << Women's lib: 1971
>:: Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972 >>
>::
>:: Hm. I don't remember 'affordable' nukers until
>:: 1980 or so and then they were still like $300.00.
>::
>:: Maybe I don't recall.
>::
>:: What year was "Phyzo-Hex" [sic?]
>:: withdrawn from market?
>
>phisohex. 1972. because hexachlorophene scrambled babies brains.
>surgeons still use it to scrub in before surgery. it's still available
>to patients but by rx only.
>
>
>
>
you can get a prescription to scramble baby brains?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship
that makes unhappy marriages.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 18:53:15 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 07:36:18 GMT, SubGenius Spice
:: wrote:
::
:: >In alt.slack, AssCo Assc was all like...
:: >
:: >:: << Women's lib: 1971
:: >:: Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972 >>
:: >::
:: >:: Hm. I don't remember 'affordable' nukers until
:: >:: 1980 or so and then they were still like $300.00.
:: >::
:: >:: Maybe I don't recall.
:: >::
:: >:: What year was "Phyzo-Hex" [sic?]
:: >:: withdrawn from market?
:: >
:: >phisohex. 1972. because hexachlorophene scrambled babies brains.
:: >surgeons still use it to scrub in before surgery. it's still available
:: >to patients but by rx only.
:: >
::
:: you can get a prescription to scramble baby brains?
if you can get a prescription to poke botulism toxin into your face, why
not?
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 19:05:53 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote:
> In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>
> :: On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 07:36:18 GMT, SubGenius Spice
> :: wrote:
> ::
> :: >In alt.slack, AssCo Assc was all like...
> :: >
> :: >:: << Women's lib: 1971
> :: >:: Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972 >>
> :: >::
> :: >:: Hm. I don't remember 'affordable' nukers until
> :: >:: 1980 or so and then they were still like $300.00.
> :: >::
> :: >:: Maybe I don't recall.
> :: >::
> :: >:: What year was "Phyzo-Hex" [sic?]
> :: >:: withdrawn from market?
> :: >
> :: >phisohex. 1972. because hexachlorophene scrambled babies brains.
> :: >surgeons still use it to scrub in before surgery. it's still available
> :: >to patients but by rx only.
> :: >
> ::
> :: you can get a prescription to scramble baby brains?
>
> if you can get a prescription to poke botulism toxin into your face, why
> not?
When you're smiling...
When you're smiling...
Your face is stuck like glue!
Your head is
Full of botox
You haven't got a clue!
Like Bonnie Lee Bailey
a dead bitch in a car
just keep on smiling
you don't know who you are!
'Cuz when your smilin'
with a death rictus
The whole world laffs with yeeeeeew!
--Hymie Lefkowitz&the Uptown Klesmer Band
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 22 Dec 2004 00:24:03 GMT
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>you can get a prescription to scramble baby brains?
Only as the blue plate special. No home fries after 11:00 AM
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:22:19 GMT
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In article <20041221192403.06305.00001572@mb-m27.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >you can get a prescription to scramble baby brains?
>
> Only as the blue plate special. No home fries after 11:00 AM
However, never fry them; the yolks are bad juju.
--
HellPope Huey
"Wax my mainmast, matey",
said Popeye's gay cousin, Cockeye.
"When fascism comes to this country,
it won't come wearing jackboots;
it'll come wearing sneakers with lights in them
and it'll have a smiley face
and a Michael Jordan t-shirt on."
- George Carlin
"Those Acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?"
- "From Dusk Till Dawn"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:39:49 -0800
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On 21 Dec 2004 06:45:32 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
wrote:
><< Women's lib: 1971
>Invention of affordable microwave ovens: 1972 >>
>
>Hm. I don't remember 'affordable' nukers until
>1980 or so and then they were still like $300.00.
>
>Maybe I don't recall.
>
oh I know.
It was just a mental image that popped into my head.
I was making dinner, actually I was both baking and microwaving
different things. Mostly microwaving. And really, all in all making
dinner for me doesn't represent more than about two minutes of actual
work, but still every time I do it it seems like the world's biggest
pain in the ass.
And I thought, well jeebus fuck, how could it possibly be easier? But
it -could-, like in olden days, when the woman did ALL the work, and
the husband just came home and took off his necktie and his hat and
the woman scurried out of the kitchen with the whole plate full of
food, hot and steaming and a bucket filled with whisky sours or
whatever the fuck they drank in those days and he just had to pick up
a fork (and they had to clean the forks, too). Although really it
kind of balanced out because then the husband had to think of
something wise and pithy to say to Beaver at the dinner table about
how Eddie Haskall talked him into sticking a broomstick up his ass and
why that was not a good thing to do or he would grow up to work in a
gas station like Eddie was obviously going to and besides his wife,
June, looked so fucking blank faced and stupid that I think you could
have driven nails with her forehead and she would have just blinked
and said "well, gosh".
So that led me off thinking about what it was like in olden days, when
women had to go to the store, buy all kinds of bits and pieces of
animals and vegetables and leaves and berries and beans and whatever
and take it home and defrost the bits of animal and slice the leaves
and berries and slice the bits of animal up and clean up all the blood
running all over the place and sort out all the bits and cook a little
of this and boil a little of that so it all didn't look like slabs of
dead animal with blood running all over it but looked more like the
kind of thing that the kind of people you see in People magazine look
like they would eat, in all bright technicolor shades and with the
green bits on one side of the plate and the red bits on another side
of the plate and the bits of dead cow hiding in the corner trying not
to look like a dead animal, and it was really a fuck of a lot of work
and probably did take most of the day, when you think about it. Every
fucking single fucking day.
So I'm all like "well, shit" and I think, but that went on for years,
but then like when women finally said "well, gosh, I don't want to do
that shit all the time any more" then it was the seventies and
everybody got DIVORCED. Which was probably a good idea, because they
were all in black and white and when they invented color in the
seventies, I mean they would have no idea what each other looked like,
which could be a real shocker. BUT how did they avoid STARVING TO
DEATH? Cause they still had to EAT and now that there was not this
nice Ward 'n' June two-headed parental unit, who was going to do all
that slicing up bits of dead animal?
But I can never remember a time in my life when that was a problem,
which is strange. And then I was all like "well, BINGO, microwave
ovens".
But I didn't want to type all that shit so I summed up a little.
Actually cooking probably wouldn't be such a drudge for me if I didn't
go off on trains of thought like that every time I did it.
>What year was "Phyzo-Hex" [sic?]
>withdrawn from market?
>
>
> ooOOoo
>
>It petrifies the tongue. . .
>Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
>Guttural rending pain . . .
>. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
>-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I'd rather have the right people laughing AT me than have the wrong people
laughing WITH me."
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs