Are YOU ready for: THE GIRL WITHOUT A FACE?
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 17 Dec 2004 12:45:37 -0800
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Brace yourself before going to:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video/player320.aspx?aid=34965&bw=
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 17 Dec 2004 13:06:06 -0800
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Brace yourself before going to:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video/player320.aspx?aid=34965&bw=
Correspondent:: "jethro_hell@yahoo.com"
Date: 17 Dec 2004 16:23:45 -0800
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DARN! And I was just about to make it thru the day w/o crying!
Thanks anyway.....
Correspondent:: vine
Date: 18 Dec 2004 03:49:00 GMT
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drdark@37.com wrote in news:1103316295.784167.142710
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
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> Brace yourself before going to:
> http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video/player320.aspx?aid=34965&bw=
Wow, she's a fucking cutie. Remember "The Goonies"? That child's face
reminds me of Sloth, the tall, deformed dude in that film. Except this
child is even more deformed than that guy was.
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:16:57 -0500
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wrote in message
news:1103316337.018803.146520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Brace yourself before going to:
> http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video/player320.aspx?aid=34965&bw=
Welll....
Not without a face..."per se"....
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 00:54:50 GMT
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Phew, poor little tyke... in Roman culture, she would have been thrown
off a cliff straight away. The Mayans might have considered her to be a
treasured demigod. Here, she has a great future ahead of her in Troma
Films. Kids, don't do mushrooms while you're preggers! I mean OW.
--
HellPope Huey
I feel like an iguana lizard
being mailed cross-country
in a cardboard box
Electricity is actually made up
of extremely tiny particles called electrons,
that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
I never minded bowing,
as that is a show of mutual respect,
but BENDING OVER
just exposes your neck to their axes.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 18:33:32 -0700
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drdark@37.com wrote:
> Brace yourself before going to:
> http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video/player320.aspx?aid=34965&bw=
>
I bet that sold a lot of Fords.
John Starrett
Correspondent:: ernetest@yahoo.com
Date: 17 Dec 2004 18:40:26 -0800
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I think this is a sad situation. We should feel for this girl. I
personally wish her a happy holiday. :)
Correspondent:: "Blackout"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:28:48 -0700
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wrote
>I think this is a sad situation. We should feel for this girl. I
> personally wish her a happy holiday. :)
yeah, maybe we should all pitch in and buy her a makeup kit
Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 12:54:16 -0700
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Blackout wrote:
> wrote
>
>
>>I think this is a sad situation. We should feel for this girl. I
>>personally wish her a happy holiday. :)
>
>
> yeah, maybe we should all pitch in and buy her a makeup kit
Just what particular accessories do you have in mind?
AFAIK, they cannot do any reconstructive surgery involving bones until
she has stopped growing. Then they can start rebuilding her face in
earnest. At that time, I am sure a makeup kit would be appreciated.
John Starrett
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:38:17 -0500
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In article , jstarret@sdc.org says...
> Blackout wrote:
>
> > wrote
> >
> >
> >>I think this is a sad situation. We should feel for this girl. I
> >>personally wish her a happy holiday. :)
> >
> >
> > yeah, maybe we should all pitch in and buy her a makeup kit
>
> Just what particular accessories do you have in mind?
She just needs a little rouge and some eyeliner...
...And perhaps radical, multi-stage plastic surgery. Does Wal-Mart sell
accessories for that in the cosmetics department?
> AFAIK, they cannot do any reconstructive surgery involving bones until
> she has stopped growing. Then they can start rebuilding her face in
> earnest.
"A Life Plan For A Sadly Disfigured Little Girl"
or
"Revenge Is A Dish Best Served 23-Years Cold"
Step 1: Spend twelve years being treated like a leper and a circus freak
in public schools. Keep a list of all the worst assholes.
Step 2: Get plastic surgery and transform into an 18-year-old cutie in a
matter of months.
Step 3: Go to college. Become a lawyer.
Step 4: Sue everybody on the List Of Assholes you created as a
youngster. Sue all their parents, too. Seek restitution for all the
psychotherapy sessions you had to attend in order to cope with their
abuse. Don't forget to ask for retroactive interest, as well.
Correspondent:: Starshine Moonbeam
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 13:19:44 -0600
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In article , Ued
(unter@der.tablen) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> In article , jstarret@sdc.org says...
> > Blackout wrote:
> >
> > > wrote
> > >
> > >
> > >>I think this is a sad situation. We should feel for this girl. I
> > >>personally wish her a happy holiday. :)
> > >
> > >
> > > yeah, maybe we should all pitch in and buy her a makeup kit
> >
> > Just what particular accessories do you have in mind?
>
> She just needs a little rouge and some eyeliner...
>
> ...And perhaps radical, multi-stage plastic surgery. Does Wal-Mart sell
> accessories for that in the cosmetics department?
>
> > AFAIK, they cannot do any reconstructive surgery involving bones until
> > she has stopped growing. Then they can start rebuilding her face in
> > earnest.
>
> "A Life Plan For A Sadly Disfigured Little Girl"
>
> or
>
> "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served 23-Years Cold"
>
>
> Step 1: Spend twelve years being treated like a leper and a circus freak
> in public schools. Keep a list of all the worst assholes.
>
> Step 2: Get plastic surgery and transform into an 18-year-old cutie in a
> matter of months.
>
> Step 3: Go to college. Become a lawyer.
>
> Step 4: Sue everybody on the List Of Assholes you created as a
> youngster. Sue all their parents, too. Seek restitution for all the
> psychotherapy sessions you had to attend in order to cope with their
> abuse. Don't forget to ask for retroactive interest, as well.
Get her a Mr. PotatoHead for X-mas!
--
Starshine Moonbeam
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
Correspondent:: mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:24:25 -0800
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In article ,
Starshine Moonbeam wrote:
> In article , Ued
> (unter@der.tablen) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
> > In article , jstarret@sdc.org says...
> > > Blackout wrote:
> > >
> > > > wrote
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>I think this is a sad situation. We should feel for this girl. I
> > > >>personally wish her a happy holiday. :)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > yeah, maybe we should all pitch in and buy her a makeup kit
> > >
> > > Just what particular accessories do you have in mind?
> >
> > She just needs a little rouge and some eyeliner...
> >
> > ...And perhaps radical, multi-stage plastic surgery. Does Wal-Mart sell
> > accessories for that in the cosmetics department?
> >
> > > AFAIK, they cannot do any reconstructive surgery involving bones until
> > > she has stopped growing. Then they can start rebuilding her face in
> > > earnest.
> >
> > "A Life Plan For A Sadly Disfigured Little Girl"
> >
> > or
> >
> > "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served 23-Years Cold"
> >
> >
> > Step 1: Spend twelve years being treated like a leper and a circus freak
> > in public schools. Keep a list of all the worst assholes.
> >
> > Step 2: Get plastic surgery and transform into an 18-year-old cutie in a
> > matter of months.
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