Arseburgers = Subgeni yeti gene?
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:35:47 GMT
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fuck, EVERYTHING is now a dis-order
GILLBERG'S CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER
Severe impairment in reciprocal social interaction
(at least two of the following)
(a) inability to interact with peers
(b) lack of desire to interact with peers
(c) lack of appreciation of social cues
(d) socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior
All-absorbing narrow interest
(at least one of the following)
(a) exclusion of other activities
(b) repetitive adherence
(c) more rote than meaning
Imposition of routines and interests
(at least one of the following)
(a) on self, in aspects of life
(b) on others
Speech and language problems
(at least three of the following)
(a) delayed development
(b) superficially perfect expressive language
(c) formal, pedantic language
(d) odd prosody, peculiar voice characteristics
(e) impairment of comprehension including misinterpretations of
literal/implied meanings
Non-verbal communication problems
(at least one of the following)
(a) limited use of gestures
(b) clumsy/gauche body language
(c) limited facial expression
(d) inappropriate expression
(e) peculiar, stiff gaze
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 06:53:02 +1100
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> (b) superficially perfect expressive language
politely, mind you, but what the fuck does that mean?
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:40:58 GMT
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"nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
news:33loulF4279lqU3@individual.net...
>
>> (b) superficially perfect expressive language
>
>
>
> politely, mind you, but what the fuck does that mean?
>
Its walking into a red neck bar and saying "Good afternoon sir, may I please
partake of one of your fine beverages, and if you would allow it, may I use
one of your fine bathrooms to excrete some fecal matter"
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 31 Dec 2004 22:59:13 GMT
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<< politely, mind you, but what the fuck does that mean? >>
It means that pharmaceutical companies
seek to increase profits by giving grants
to research hospitals that fudge studies
and influence the DSM-VI according to the
whim of graduate students with majors in
psychology who became interested in that
particular field because they began to correctly
doubt their own brain and the brains of their
parents whom they heard having sex one night
are haunted by the audio-hallicinatory after-
echoes of mom spanking dad's ass with a
rubber spatula ever since and they just can't
seem to get over it despite the fact that they
hear a voice that tells them to; since the
DSM is considered by them as an authority figure
that sublimates a deep-seated psychological desire
to have an emasculated daddy this gives them a
sense of importance and self-worth that overcomes
self-doubt and unsatisfying introspection as
the Super Ego God-Person Mind slays the dragon
of the pagan-dragon-Devil "Id" with a flaming phallic
sword -- and all this serves the purpose of the
aforementioned pharmaceutical companies
to create newly spawned population classes
order to sell more drugs to legally (because 9
out of 10 doctors believe anything they read
-- if it looks like a slick & wordy advertisement
and they get free samples that make their
dick hard).
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:28:33 -0800
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On 31 Dec 2004 22:59:13 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
wrote:
><< politely, mind you, but what the fuck does that mean? >>
>
>It means that pharmaceutical companies
>seek to increase profits by giving grants
>to research hospitals that fudge studies
>and influence the DSM-VI according to the
>whim of graduate students with majors in
>psychology
I think you can get copies of the DSM-VI the same place that bob dean
and his wife got their degrees
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that and all will be well'
Buddist saying
Correspondent:: "Whole Lotta Tom"
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 02:16:43 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On 31 Dec 2004 22:59:13 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
> wrote:
>
>> << politely, mind you, but what the fuck does that mean? >>
>>
>> It means that pharmaceutical companies
>> seek to increase profits by giving grants
>> to research hospitals that fudge studies
>> and influence the DSM-VI according to the
>> whim of graduate students with majors in
>> psychology
>
> I think you can get copies of the DSM-VI the same place that bob dean
> and his wife got their degrees
http://www.aecom.yu.edu/home/
--
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 04:07:30 GMT
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In article <20041231175913.23348.00002672@mb-m03.aol.com>,
asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc) wrote:
> << politely, mind you, but what the fuck does that mean? >>
>
> It means that pharmaceutical companies
> seek to increase profits by giving grants
> to research hospitals that fudge studies
> and influence the DSM-VI according to the
> whim of graduate students with majors in
> psychology who became interested in that
> particular field because they began to correctly
> doubt their own brain and the brains of their
> parents whom they heard having sex one night
> are haunted by the audio-hallicinatory after-
> echoes of mom spanking dad's ass with a
> rubber spatula ever since and they just can't
> seem to get over it despite the fact that they
> hear a voice that tells them to; since the
> DSM is considered by them as an authority figure
> that sublimates a deep-seated psychological desire
> to have an emasculated daddy this gives them a
> sense of importance and self-worth that overcomes
> self-doubt and unsatisfying introspection as
> the Super Ego God-Person Mind slays the dragon
> of the pagan-dragon-Devil "Id" with a flaming phallic
> sword -- and all this serves the purpose of the
> aforementioned pharmaceutical companies
> to create newly spawned population classes
> order to sell more drugs to legally (because 9
> out of 10 doctors believe anything they read
> -- if it looks like a slick & wordy advertisement
> and they get free samples that make their
> dick hard).
I guess that puts Enzyte, Spanish Fly and Paxil on a similar footing.
So much for getting a psych degree: twisted assholes with a sheepskin
treating other twisted assholes who don't have one and who probably have
kinkier sex. And then there's that thing with the sheep. Oooh baby,
deeper, harder, woooolier!!!
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:17:59 -0600
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:35:47 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:
>fuck, EVERYTHING is now a dis-order
>
>GILLBERG'S CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER
Yeah but that's just one kind of SubGenius.
What's the name of the disorder for goofy, irreverent po bucker?
How about the disorder for caustic art fags/hags?
What's the disorder for underachieving superliterates?
What do they call the disorder for exhibitionist women of a certain
age?
What's the disorder called where people think they're both yeti and
werewolves? Hmmm?
What's the disorder called when someone has a photographic memory, can
write and he illuminates funny manuscripts like a monk on laughing
gas?
What does one call those that are hainted and tainted?
Or those so weird you just KNOW they've been touched by "Bob"?
What do they call ex army types that cultivate strange crops of
pumpkins?
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:41:23 -0600
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:17:59 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:35:47 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
> wrote:
>
>>fuck, EVERYTHING is now a dis-order
>>
>>GILLBERG'S CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER
>
>Yeah but that's just one kind of SubGenius.
>
>What's the name of the disorder for goofy, irreverent po bucker?
>
>How about the disorder for caustic art fags/hags?
>
>What's the disorder for underachieving superliterates?
>
>What do they call the disorder for exhibitionist women of a certain
>age?
>
>What's the disorder called where people think they're both yeti and
>werewolves? Hmmm?
>
>What's the disorder called when someone has a photographic memory, can
>write and he illuminates funny manuscripts like a monk on laughing
>gas?
>
>What does one call those that are hainted and tainted?
>
>Or those so weird you just KNOW they've been touched by "Bob"?
>
>What do they call ex army types that cultivate strange crops of
>pumpkins?
SAVED!!!! That's what!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:00:17 -0800
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:41:23 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:17:59 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:35:47 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>fuck, EVERYTHING is now a dis-order
>>>
>>>GILLBERG'S CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER
>>
>>Yeah but that's just one kind of SubGenius.
>>
>>What's the name of the disorder for goofy, irreverent po bucker?
>>
>>How about the disorder for caustic art fags/hags?
>>
>>What's the disorder for underachieving superliterates?
>>
>>What do they call the disorder for exhibitionist women of a certain
>>age?
>>
>>What's the disorder called where people think they're both yeti and
>>werewolves? Hmmm?
>>
>>What's the disorder called when someone has a photographic memory, can
>>write and he illuminates funny manuscripts like a monk on laughing
>>gas?
>>
>>What does one call those that are hainted and tainted?
>>
>>Or those so weird you just KNOW they've been touched by "Bob"?
>>
>>What do they call ex army types that cultivate strange crops of
>>pumpkins?
>
>SAVED!!!! That's what!
i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'm PRO-ACCORDIAN and I VOTE
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:51:58 GMT
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In article <0vibt09rru2rncg12drqvoq7qlu8rrpqmt@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
You are if you're the one best-equipped to deliver the topper. The hell
of it is, that's a REVERSED social disorder, because at that point, its
EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT FOR BEING A NINNY-HEAD. Not you, of course, Joe,
you're my favorite, in a non-sexual manner.
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 21:18:53 GMT
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> i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
>
> You are if you're the one best-equipped to deliver the topper. The hell
>of it is, that's a REVERSED social disorder, because at that point, its
>EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT FOR BEING A NINNY-HEAD. Not you, of course, Joe,
>you're my favorite, in a non-sexual manner.
Quip it.
--
The increasing complexity of the universe is a sign of..growing self
consciousness..stunned by the encounter with its own creation..trapped, in what
it had used its own substance to build..the universe is using us to wake it up.
Grant Morrison
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:18:39 GMT
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kdetal wrote:
>> i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
>>
>> You are if you're the one best-equipped to deliver the topper. The hell
>>of it is, that's a REVERSED social disorder, because at that point, its
>>EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT FOR BEING A NINNY-HEAD. Not you, of course, Joe,
>>you're my favorite, in a non-sexual manner.
>
>Quip it.
>--
>The increasing complexity of the universe is a sign of..growing self
>consciousness..stunned by the encounter with its own creation..trapped, in what
>it had used its own substance to build..the universe is using us to wake it up.
>Grant Morrison
And I thought it was just entropy!
I'm sure that somewhere there's a fat guy in a paper hat at a greasy-spoon grill
with a spatula saying, "Arseburgie! Arseburgie! Arseburgie!"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 01:56:05 GMT
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In article <3VDDd.3789$c13.2461@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> I'm sure that somewhere there's a fat guy in a paper hat at a greasy-spoon
> grill with a spatula saying, "Arseburgie! Arseburgie! Arseburgie!"
He's a bit daft and has an IQ of 80, so if you don't tip him, he'll
wait until your back is turned and peg you in the back o' the head with
a soggy tater tot. I think its old apostate Pastor Buck Naked, but I'm
not sure, as its unpleasant to look the poor bastard in the eye. You can
only look IN one at a time; the left one drifts a lot. Crap, let's eat
somewhere else.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 18:07:14 -0600
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:00:17 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>>
>>SAVED!!!! That's what!
>
>i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
I know. But I posted all those questions and then realized that some
of the WRONG answers would hurt my feelings, so, you know....
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 08 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT
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salaciatheoverseer wrote:
>>i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
>
>I know. But I posted all those questions and then realized that some
>of the WRONG answers would hurt my feelings, so, you know....
Feelings on Usenet?
ERROR! ERROR! ABORT! ABORT!
--
The increasing complexity of the universe is a sign of..growing self
consciousness..stunned by the encounter with its own creation..trapped, in what
it had used its own substance to build..the universe is using us to wake it up.
Grant Morrison
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:21:50 GMT
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In article <20050107230043.21734.00002662@mb-m14.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> salaciatheoverseer wrote:
> >>i don't think you are supposed to do your own punchlines
> >
> >I know. But I posted all those questions and then realized that some
> >of the WRONG answers would hurt my feelings, so, you know....
>
> Feelings on Usenet?
> ERROR! ERROR! ABORT! ABORT!
It IS a great way to have your computer suddenly function as an
oversized suppository, ain't it? Remember our company motto: "The one
place on Earth where FUCK YOU is the RIGHT thing to say first."
--
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Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 1 Jan 2005 15:47:37 -0800
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:35:47 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
> wrote:
>
>
> What's the disorder called where people think they're both yeti and
> werewolves? Hmmm?
>
"If you don't remember where you were the last night of the full moon,
then it's time to get a haircut."
--Chaos Israel's one-man barbershop quartet.
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:59:57 -0800
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> fuck, EVERYTHING is now a dis-order
>
> GILLBERG'S CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER
>
> Severe impairment in reciprocal social interaction
> (at least two of the following)
>
> (a) inability to interact with peers
> (b) lack of desire to interact with peers
> (c) lack of appreciation of social cues
> (d) socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior
>
> All-absorbing narrow interest
>
> (at least one of the following)
> (a) exclusion of other activities
> (b) repetitive adherence
> (c) more rote than meaning
>
> Imposition of routines and interests
> (at least one of the following)
>
> (a) on self, in aspects of life
> (b) on others
> Speech and language problems
> (at least three of the following)
> (a) delayed development
> (b) superficially perfect expressive language
> (c) formal, pedantic language
> (d) odd prosody, peculiar voice characteristics
> (e) impairment of comprehension including misinterpretations of
> literal/implied meanings
>
> Non-verbal communication problems
>
> (at least one of the following)
> (a) limited use of gestures
> (b) clumsy/gauche body language
> (c) limited facial expression
> (d) inappropriate expression
> (e) peculiar, stiff gaze
>
>
This is quoted to the end, but I didn't read it.