Att: Stang & other Church Leaders
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:35:02 GMT
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Ever thought of going on the Infidel Guys radio show?, www.infidelguy.com
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:56:46 -0500
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In article , Rev Chain
Smerker wrote:
> Ever thought of going on the Infidel Guys radio show?, www.infidelguy.com
>
>
When I'm not behind on production on my radio show I might pester other
people to get onto their shows. That situation has not arisen in a long
time, thank goodness. We STOLE the Infidel Guy's show to use on our
show once, though.
And yesterday yet another guy informed me that he, in karmic return
perhaps, was stealing our show for his Internet Radio Network of
"radical shows:
RADICALRADIO.org
"Your audio production has been included in this week's playlist for
RadicalRadio.org as listed below. Thank you for your efforts, please
keep up the good work. RadicalRadio is a no-profit organization
dedicated to the dissemination of alternative news, commentary and
analysis. We put together a 17 - 25 hour weekly program that is updated
with current news programs every 2 - 3 days. Please check it out at
RadicalRadio.org"
Apparently they picked up Hour of Slack either off SubSITE or radio4all
or else possibly one of the broadcast stations' streams. Half the
college and indie stations that broadcast the show also stream and/or
archive it.
But MUCH more important than that, yesterday I also got a new
SUBSCRIBER, that is, an individual who pays $225 or whatever to get in
the mail, weekly, the uncensored CD versions of the show (with separate
tracks so you can extract or access your fave cuts easily). Now THOSE
are my FAVORITE PEOPLE.
Those individual subscribers, I can tell you not only what town they
live in, from memory, but often their STREET ADDRESS TOO.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 08:40:37 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:191220041056463756%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> But MUCH more important than that, yesterday I also got a new
> SUBSCRIBER, that is, an individual who pays $225 or whatever to get in
> the mail, weekly, the uncensored CD versions of the show (with separate
> tracks so you can extract or access your fave cuts easily). Now THOSE
> are my FAVORITE PEOPLE.
>
> Those individual subscribers, I can tell you not only what town they
> live in, from memory, but often their STREET ADDRESS TOO.
>
Well thats just silly, who would pay THAT much for a mere hour of slack? Bob
would be rolling over in his grave if that asasination attempt was real
Besides we get better slack if our artists are starving......
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 08:43:46 GMT
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I forgot to add that the Infidelguy is going on that "eek look at the pink"
real-ality TV show Wife Swap, so it may be worth the effort if he becomes a
third rate celebrity
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 12:43:34 -0600
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In article <9I9zd.87902$K7.14979@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, Rev Chain
Smerker wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:191220041056463756%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>
> > But MUCH more important than that, yesterday I also got a new
> > SUBSCRIBER, that is, an individual who pays $225 or whatever to get in
> > the mail, weekly, the uncensored CD versions of the show (with separate
> > tracks so you can extract or access your fave cuts easily). Now THOSE
> > are my FAVORITE PEOPLE.
> >
> > Those individual subscribers, I can tell you not only what town they
> > live in, from memory, but often their STREET ADDRESS TOO.
> >
> Well thats just silly, who would pay THAT much for a mere hour of slack?
My favorite people, like I said.
> Bob
> would be rolling over in his grave if that asasination attempt was real
May be, but then, nobody ever tried to kill Bob to begin with, that I
know of. As for the assassination "Bob," hell, that's been DONE TO
DEATH, so to speak.
>
> Besides we get better slack if our artists are starving......
>
>
YOU should be a guest on the Infidel Guy's show then, not me. A person
with your outlook probably wouldn't be much help on an Hour of Slack.
Incidentally the shows are $5 apiece. The $225 is for 26 hours of slack.
Who would pay that much? My favorite people.
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 04:51:48 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:251220041243341475%> Incidentally the shows are $5 apiece. The $225 is
for 26 hours of slack.
>
> Who would pay that much? My favorite people.
Oh I must of mis-read your earlier comments, i thought it was $225 per
week!, i guess 5 bucks a show is ok, actually thats quite cheap
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 23:02:09 GMT
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> Besides we get better slack if our artists are starving......
Fuck you, asshole.
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 05:05:57 GMT
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"Eddie Vroom" wrote in message
news:Pjmzd.2744$5R.1148@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>> Besides we get better slack if our artists are starving......
>
> Fuck you, asshole.
I was joking :-)
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Dec 2004 12:23:10 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in news:VErzd.88508
$K7.72324@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> "Eddie Vroom" wrote in message
> news:Pjmzd.2744$5R.1148@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
>> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>>> Besides we get better slack if our artists are starving......
>>
>> Fuck you, asshole.
>
> I was joking :-)
>
>
Fuck 'em if he can't take a joke. (tm)
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 20:10:34 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> Fuck 'em if he can't take a joke. (tm)
I have neither the energy nor the inclination to DO that much
"fucking." After all, if they can't take one, wherefore would I whip out
the papal wang and do the woogie-woogie just to make a NEGATIVE point?
Fucking is generally FUN and that's not a thing I would care to provide
to the puckered fuckees who need a lesson in the first place.
No, I think its much more appropos to say fuck 'em if they CAN take a
joke. That's the spirit in which I generally approach this and returns
along that line are welcomed with open thighs, so to speak. Praise Dobbs
that the bulk of the clan gets THAT most vital aspect of the doctrine.
After all, the BILKING of human kindness leads to a frothy head of
succulent hilario-goodness that's bilk-o-licious. Well, that's in the
ballpark, anyway, but beware those foot-longs.
--
HellPope Huey
People applauded rather than throwing fruit.
I take this as a good sign.
Infinite goodness
is creating a being you know, in advance,
is going to complain.
- William Peter Blatty, "Ninth Configuration"
"Does the noise in my head bother you,
bother you, bother you, bother you?"
- Loop Guru, "Loop Bites Dog"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 29 Dec 2004 12:28:09 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
761690.14094428122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>> Fuck 'em if he can't take a joke. (tm)
>
> I have neither the energy nor the inclination to DO that much
> "fucking." After all, if they can't take one, wherefore would I whip out
> the papal wang and do the woogie-woogie just to make a NEGATIVE point?
> Fucking is generally FUN and that's not a thing I would care to provide
> to the puckered fuckees who need a lesson in the first place.
>
> No, I think its much more appropos to say fuck 'em if they CAN take a
> joke. That's the spirit in which I generally approach this and returns
> along that line are welcomed with open thighs, so to speak. Praise Dobbs
> that the bulk of the clan gets THAT most vital aspect of the doctrine.
> After all, the BILKING of human kindness leads to a frothy head of
> succulent hilario-goodness that's bilk-o-licious. Well, that's in the
> ballpark, anyway, but beware those foot-longs.
>
YOU watch out for the foot-longs. It's the onion rings I have issues with!
Just seems that every year the numbers of the humor-impaired increase in
this group in spite of the DNA scans to weed them out. I don't know whether
to fault cosmic radiation or Rumsfeld farting on the internet... both
cause birth defects. Maybe what we REALLY need are DEATH defects?
Nahh... scratch that. That doesn't even make sense for THIS group.
Anyway, I ain't fuckin nothing unless it's a humanoid female and doesn't
make me reach for the Immodium. Even *I* have standards!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 16:25:50 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> Even *I* have standards!
Those will do you no good whatsoever around here, since 1981 and
counting.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh shut up, its only a chainsaw
"Straight male seeks Bush supporter
for fair, physical fight - m4m.
I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger.
If you are one & have a fiery streak, please contact me
so we can meet and physically fight.
I would like to beat the shit out of you."
- Craig's List
"I don't wanna just rain on your parade,
I wanna blow up the floats."
- "Law & Order"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 29 Dec 2004 17:39:42 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
9E620B.10245929122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>>> Even *I* have standards!
>
> Those will do you no good whatsoever around here, since 1981 and
> counting.
>
I didn't say how HIGH or how LOW those standards were.... just that I *had*
them.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"I want a grandstand view of the End of the World... with a large tub of
popcorn and giant soft drink."-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 02:45:45 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
> 9E620B.10245929122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> > > In article ,
> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> >
> >>> Even *I* have standards!
> >
> > Those will do you no good whatsoever around here, since 1981 and
> > counting.
> >
> > I didn't say how HIGH or how LOW those standards were.... just that I *had*
> them.
Ah, a true Groucho Marxist... "These are my principles. If you don't
like them, I have others." Dobbs bless the truly insane, for they are
the ones who need it the mufuggin' MOST.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh shut up, its only a chainsaw
"Straight male seeks Bush supporter
for fair, physical fight - m4m.
I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger.
If you are one & have a fiery streak, please contact me
so we can meet and physically fight.
I would like to beat the shit out of you."
- Craig's List
"I don't wanna just rain on your parade,
I wanna blow up the floats."
- "Law & Order"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 17:26:06 GMT
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In article ,
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
> Ever thought of going on the Infidel Guys radio show?, www.infidelguy.com
Maybe. Is there a buffet?
--
HellPope Huey
I am the Flaming Fudge Bag
on the Doorstep of Complacency.
"You've been more than a friend.
Even heroes can have heroes.
I've looked up to you for so long.
I'm sorry I didn't say so earlier.
There's so much I want to tell you...
not about...being heroes. But about being men.
About knowing that what we did
was always better than than what we are.
That was our gift. Our art."
- "Earth X"
"May I remind you,
we are not all creatures of the night?"
- "The Batman"