Autosexuality

Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:29:01 -0500

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Hey baby,

Ya. That's right. I'm an autosexual. I wish to learn the ways of
this...how you say...heterosexualism. Let's say we go back to her
place, and after I show you how REAL autos do it, we can do a little
remedial hetero. Hey, is that a beagle? I love dogs, baby. Everything
is new territory for us autos, baby. Woof.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 06:42:29 GMT

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In article <9jo9t0ddutf12qdfc3o2u1dnf4qea1guoe@4ax.com>,
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:

> Hey baby,
> > Ya. That's right. I'm an autosexual. I wish to learn the ways of
> this...how you say...heterosexualism. Let's say we go back to her
> place, and after I show you how REAL autos do it, we can do a little
> remedial hetero. Hey, is that a beagle? I love dogs, baby. Everything
> is new territory for us autos, baby. Woof.

You of the Fenian clans always seem to wind up with your dicks stuck in
the exhaust of a mini-moke no matter WHAT your real intent. Stick to
sheep, its what you know best and besides, the sheep are really quite
fond of you. That's more luv than most people ever know.

--

HellPope Huey
The sleep of reason begets bupkiss, these days

A professional politician
is a professionally dishonorable man.
In order to get anywhere near high office,
he has to make so many compromises
and submit to so many humiliations
that he becomes indistinguishable
from a streetwalker.
- H. L. Mencken

"If you can make a million dollars eating a rat,
you can make TWO million PASSING one."
- Super Dave Osborne


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:36:06 -0800

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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
>
> Hey baby,
>
> Ya. That's right. I'm an autosexual.

Round here we call them "jackoffs".


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:51:12 -0700

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Hey, Nenslo, love your art work in the mines!


Archimandrite Pudlevitcz (Reverend: Subgenius Church. D.F.W.M.)