Bring me the head of Baby Jesus!

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 12:12:50 -0800

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http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=2707

KNOXVILLE, USA, Dec. 14, 2004 (CNA) - Police are investigating a
disturbing case of vandalism that struck the Chancery Office of the
Diocese of Knoxville.

Early Sunday morning someone destroyed a statue of the Virgin Mary and
Baby Jesus, by painting a red upside-down cross on the statue.

Mary's face was also painted red and her nose was smashed. In addition,
Baby Jesus' head was knocked off and thrown through the front window of
the diocese. Although the window was broken, no one entered the
building and nothing was stolen.

No one was hurt in the incident.
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NO ONE WAS HURT? !!!!

But, but.... they made the baby Jesus cry!

pb


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 12:21:31 -0800

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On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 12:12:50 -0800, polar bear wrote:

>http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=2707
>
>KNOXVILLE, USA, Dec. 14, 2004 (CNA) - Police are investigating a
>disturbing case of vandalism that struck the Chancery Office of the
>Diocese of Knoxville.
>
>Early Sunday morning someone destroyed a statue of the Virgin Mary and
>Baby Jesus, by painting a red upside-down cross on the statue.
>
>Mary's face was also painted red and her nose was smashed. In addition,
>Baby Jesus' head was knocked off and thrown through the front window of
>the diocese. Although the window was broken, no one entered the
>building and nothing was stolen.
>
>No one was hurt in the incident.
>***
>
>NO ONE WAS HURT? !!!!
>
>But, but.... they made the baby Jesus cry!
>
>pb

It sounds like they were just trying to play "the Passion of the
Christ".


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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 24 Dec 2004 20:35:01 GMT

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I'm gonna eat weird mushrooms
go wrestle illuminated
snowmen & santies tonight.

Naked.












ooOOoo

It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 25 Dec 2004 01:55:05 GMT

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>http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=2707
>
>KNOXVILLE, USA, Dec. 14, 2004 (CNA) - Police are investigating a
>disturbing case of vandalism that struck the Chancery Office of the
>Diocese of Knoxville.
>
>Early Sunday morning someone destroyed a statue of the Virgin Mary and
>Baby Jesus, by painting a red upside-down cross on the statue.
>
>Mary's face was also painted red and her nose was smashed. In addition,
>Baby Jesus' head was knocked off and thrown through the front window of
>the diocese. Although the window was broken, no one entered the
>building and nothing was stolen.
>
>No one was hurt in the incident.
>***
>
>NO ONE WAS HURT? !!!!
>
>But, but.... they made the baby Jesus cry!
>

Did they fuck Baby Jesus' neck stub?

They give the Virgin Mary a real de-flowering?

I hear Mary liked up up the ass.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 24 Dec 2004 18:44:16 -0800

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Be careful with Xmas bukkakes up north, it's like kissing a bridge. If
they remade "A Christmas Story" as a porno movie, Ralphie would induce
"poor Flick" into getting his pud frozen onto a Nativity scene during
recess.



Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 22:04:01 -0800

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nuf said...


ha ha ha



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news:1103942656.433845.103720@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Be careful with Xmas bukkakes up north, it's like kissing a bridge. If
> they remade "A Christmas Story" as a porno movie, Ralphie would induce
> "poor Flick" into getting his pud frozen onto a Nativity scene during
> recess.
>