C'mon!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:54:54 GMT
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C'mon! Turnaround time is too slow!
Dance, beyootch!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 18:05:10 GMT
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C'mon! Dance!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:23:47 GMT
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In article <41C865D4.1173158D@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> C'mon! Dance!
That's a great way to get people on Usenet to do the flamenco on your
nads. However, a video of it will sell for top dollar.
--
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"Wax my mainmast, matey",
said Popeye's gay cousin, Cockeye.
"When fascism comes to this country,
it won't come wearing jackboots;
it'll come wearing sneakers with lights in them
and it'll have a smiley face
and a Michael Jordan t-shirt on."
- George Carlin
"Those Acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?"
- "From Dusk Till Dawn"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:52:28 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41C865D4.1173158D@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> > C'mon! Dance!
>
> That's a great way to get people on Usenet to do the flamenco on your
> nads. However, a video of it will sell for top dollar.
>
Not too worried, that's last month's Kook of the Month trying again.
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 21 Dec 2004 19:54:37 -0800
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Swing your partner round and round,
Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
If yer partner ain't Yeti
Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
If yer partner's got no slack,
Shove an icepick in her back.
Prominade left...
Prominade right...
Kill 'em all.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:04:55 GMT
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Paul Casino wrote:
> Swing your partner round and round,
> Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
>
> If yer partner ain't Yeti
> Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
>
> If yer partner's got no slack,
> Shove an icepick in her back.
> Prominade left...
> Prominade right...
> Kill 'em all.
Hahahahaha!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:54:06 -0500
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In article <41C8F266.2C1975C3@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> Paul Casino wrote:
>
> > Swing your partner round and round,
> > Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
> >
> > If yer partner ain't Yeti
> > Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
> >
> > If yer partner's got no slack,
> > Shove an icepick in her back.
> > Prominade left...
> > Prominade right...
> > Kill 'em all.
>
> Hahahahaha!
>
It's not supposed to be funny.
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 14:45:34 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> In article <41C8F266.2C1975C3@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> > Paul Casino wrote:
> >
> > > Swing your partner round and round,
> > > Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
> > >
> > > If yer partner ain't Yeti
> > > Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
> > >
> > > If yer partner's got no slack,
> > > Shove an icepick in her back.
> > > Prominade left...
> > > Prominade right...
> > > Kill 'em all.
> >
> > Hahahahaha!
> >
>
> It's not supposed to be funny.
>
I laugh at inappropriate times.
Correspondent:: Mike Playle
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:13:24 GMT
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On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 14:45:34 +0000, König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>> In article <41C8F266.2C1975C3@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
>> wrote:
>>
>> > Paul Casino wrote:
>> >
>> > > Swing your partner round and round,
>> > > Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
>> > >
>> > > If yer partner ain't Yeti
>> > > Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
>> > >
>> > > If yer partner's got no slack,
>> > > Shove an icepick in her back.
>> > > Prominade left...
>> > > Prominade right...
>> > > Kill 'em all.
>> >
>> > Hahahahaha!
>> >
>>
>> It's not supposed to be funny.
>>
>
> I laugh at inappropriate times.
Inappropriate times are hilarious.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:24:09 GMT
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Mike Playle wrote:
> On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 14:45:34 +0000, König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> >> In article <41C8F266.2C1975C3@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Paul Casino wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Swing your partner round and round,
> >> > > Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
> >> > >
> >> > > If yer partner ain't Yeti
> >> > > Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
> >> > >
> >> > > If yer partner's got no slack,
> >> > > Shove an icepick in her back.
> >> > > Prominade left...
> >> > > Prominade right...
> >> > > Kill 'em all.
> >> >
> >> > Hahahahaha!
> >> >
> >>
> >> It's not supposed to be funny.
> >>
> >
> > I laugh at inappropriate times.
>
> Inappropriate times are hilarious.
Yep. Google search:Results 11 - 20 of about 273,000
for laugh at inappropriate times.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:42:55 GMT
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In article <221220040854067676%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> In article <41C8F266.2C1975C3@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
> > Paul Casino wrote:
> >
> > > Swing your partner round and round,
> > > Praise that "Bob" or get beat down.
> > > If yer partner ain't Yeti
> > > Smash that pink bitch, make her bleed.
> > > If yer partner's got no slack,
> > > Shove an icepick in her back.
> > > Prominade left...
> > > Prominade right...
> > > Kill 'em all.
> > Hahahahaha!
> >
> It's not supposed to be funny.
Welllllll, you know what they say: Fuck 'em if they can't take an ice
pick to the spine. Hey, its a JOKE, its ALL A JOKE, you know, ha ha, a
JOKE? Yizzir, that's one right funny ice pick.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to a universe of chances
to learn from your old stumblings
and maybe yet do The Funky Phoenix
Some say that knowledge is something you can never have
Some say that knowledge is something set up in your lap
Some say that knowledge is ha ha ho
Some say that Heaven is Hell
Some say that Hell is Heaven
I must admit
just when I think I'm King
Just when I think everything is going great
I just begin
- Kate Bush
"They all come from good families,
but over the years,
they just kinda individually developed
some ways about 'em that just ain't right."
- Tom Waits
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 23 Dec 2004 13:04:49 -0800
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You know, I'm surprised that this conversation is even being had. Even
I didn't think it was that funny, and I wrote the damn thing. Making up
parody lyrics to the square dance tune has been done to death over the
years, and Buggs Bunny used to do it a hundred times better than I ever
could, because his would always culminate in him pulling a mallet out
of nowhere and smashing someone over the head with it.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 21:11:59 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote:
>You know, I'm surprised that this conversation is even being had. Even
>I didn't think it was that funny, and I wrote the damn thing. Making up
>parody lyrics to the square dance tune has been done to death over the
>years, and Buggs Bunny used to do it a hundred times better than I ever
>could, because his would always culminate in him pulling a mallet out
>of nowhere and smashing someone over the head with it.
>
Sounds like a plan.
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 23 Dec 2004 13:17:25 -0800
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Smashing people is the ONLY freakin' plan worth havin', baby.
Correspondent:: teuy13002@sneakemail.com
Date: 22 Dec 2004 06:22:25 -0800
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> Dance, beyootch!
I've BEEN yootch. It's vastly overrated.
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