Cannibal Recipes

Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 1 Dec 2004 12:04:12 -0800

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Recycling Corporation Executive Meatloaf with Mashed Potatoes and
Gravy

Ask your butcher to grind up one CEO or board member from any
recycling corporation with a government contract. (Expensive
three-piece Italian suit and all.)

Chop up two medium-sized onions which will never be replaced due to
unsustainable development and the finite nature of our natural
resources.

In a large bowl, hand-mix the chopped onions into the ground recycling
corporation executive.

Add ketchup, red wine, and sweat from the forehead of a janitor who
must be paid to carry out a legitimate company's discarded cans and
bottles for pick-up by the neo-fascist recycling corporation.

Serve with mashed potatoes and gravy, and garnish with one acre's
worth of Amazon Rainforest parsley.