Child miracuously dies

Correspondent:: Mister Hand
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 16:41:29 -0500

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How come we never read stories where a child miracuously dies?


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 19:25:35 -0800

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Mister Hand wrote:
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> How come we never read stories where a child miracuously dies?

That's what I've been saying.

"God killed my baby," cries stricken mother.

"It's a miracle that no-one survived."

Local man comes within inches of not being killed. "I really believe
that God sent an angel to take his life," the victim's brother said.

"It could have been much better. It's only by the malice of God that so
many died."

etc.


Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 30 Dec 2004 19:43:12 -0800

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Crib Death. Bang, there you go.



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 06:43:35 GMT

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In article <1104464592.434952.239280@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> Crib Death. Bang, there you go.

Up to the age of 55, if there's any real justice.

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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:05:36 -0500

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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 06:43:35 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:

> In article <1104464592.434952.239280@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "Paul Casino" wrote:
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>> Crib Death. Bang, there you go.
>
> Up to the age of 55, if there's any real justice.

"Life begins at 30." Good news for Pro-choice parents.

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