Correspondent:: "Linus Minimax" Date: 25 Dec 2004 11:51:07 -0800
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Threee years ago today (XMASS 2001 there was a solar eclipse, or was it
2000?) I took a short nap and had this dream:
I am in a small windowless-doorless room with one other unidentified
person. One wall (the whole wall) is a video screen (light-through,
not light-on as in a projected movie). On the screen is an identical
room, except that there is some barely visible computer-console
equipment in the foreground, and the wall corresponding to the
screen-wall is murky........ there are also two people in this room,
one of them is facing the murk...... suddenly out of the murk comes a
girl this person loves, approaching him...... immediately after her,
out of the murk, comes his nemesis, a black-clad semi-cowboy with an
intense expression (somewhat reminiscent of the cannibal guy from 'Dead
Man'), holding a 'deadly device' of some kind in his right hand. There
is brief worry (which I feel, or feel this character feeling), but then
as both figures 'pass through' him without any friction or recognition,
he and I realize simultaneously that they are hologrammic projections
created by the computer, which is scanning his mind and projecting his
most powerful archetypes at him, in order to eventually compose a
sufficiently complete 'model' of his psyche to create some kind of an
ultimate 'test' for him. The intention behind this test is uncertain
(maybe sinister-voyeur-research-pstenchsuck or
self-overcoming-training) and this uncertainty is terrifying. I turn
away from the screen but can't separate the realities (the room on the
screen and the room the screen is in) and as my vision stumbles and
'skips' I wake up dizzy and scared.
Correspondent:: "Saint Bucky" Date: 25 Dec 2004 13:36:17 -0800
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Linus Minimax wrote:
> Threee years ago today (XMASS 2001 there was a solar eclipse, or was
it
> 2000?) I took a short nap and had this dream:
>
> I am in a small windowless-doorless room with one other unidentified
> person. One wall (the whole wall) is a video screen (light-through,
> not light-on as in a projected movie). On the screen is an identical
> room, except that there is some barely visible computer-console
> equipment in the foreground, and the wall corresponding to the
> screen-wall is murky........ there are also two people in this room,
> one of them is facing the murk...... suddenly out of the murk comes a
> girl this person loves, approaching him...... immediately after her,
> out of the murk, comes his nemesis, a black-clad semi-cowboy with an
> intense expression (somewhat reminiscent of the cannibal guy from
'Dead
> Man'), holding a 'deadly device' of some kind in his right hand.
There
> is brief worry (which I feel, or feel this character feeling), but
then
> as both figures 'pass through' him without any friction or
recognition,
> he and I realize simultaneously that they are hologrammic projections
> created by the computer, which is scanning his mind and projecting
his
> most powerful archetypes at him, in order to eventually compose a
> sufficiently complete 'model' of his psyche to create some kind of an
> ultimate 'test' for him. The intention behind this test is uncertain
> (maybe sinister-voyeur-research-pstenchsuck or
> self-overcoming-training) and this uncertainty is terrifying. I turn
> away from the screen but can't separate the realities (the room on
the
> screen and the room the screen is in) and as my vision stumbles and
> 'skips' I wake up dizzy and scared.
In case you were asking for an interpretation; it means you're a closet
freudian.
Tee Hee.
Bucky
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 25 Dec 2004 13:38:38 -0800
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That was no steenkin' dream. You have been abducted by Grays, & given a
Visioning test. See Dr. David M. Jacobs books "Secret Life", or "The
Threat".
Correspondent:: "Linus Minimax" Date: 26 Dec 2004 19:23:33 -0800
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So what does 'abducted' mean if it was a ten-minute nap on a couch in
view of my family during the afternoon? My body didn't go
anywhere....... does Jacobs speculate on mind-only abductions, perhaps?
Does anyone, or are all UFO researchers "hardware"-obsessed?
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 27 Dec 2004 17:59:30 GMT
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>So what does 'abducted' mean if it was a ten-minute nap on a couch in
>view of my family during the afternoon? My body didn't go
>anywhere....... does Jacobs speculate on mind-only abductions, perhaps?
>Does anyone, or are all UFO researchers "hardware"-obsessed?
I'm sorry, the Internation Alien Abduction Commitee says that without al least
ONE of these events, it is not a reconized Alien Abduction for record keeping,
Weekly World News, or TNT Movie of The Week purposes:
1) Anal Probe
2) Ingestion of large qunatities of alcohol by the Abductee
3) Elvis Sighting
4) "Implanted" devices that "disolve" when removed from the body
5) Aliens quoting Oprah
6) Regis Philben as their Alien Overlord
7) Endorsment of Political Parties/politicoans
Extra points for added for the following"
1) Abductee lives in a trailer w/ no skirting and 45 inoperatable vehicles on
blocks around it
2) 5 pionts for every tooth abductee does not have.
3) 3 Pionts for high school drop out, 5 pionts fo not completeing higher then
8th grade, if abductee cannot read or write, sighting is automaticly considered
valid.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 20:16:53 GMT
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In article <20041227125930.23218.00002573@mb-m03.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> 1) Anal Probe
Why does this one always come FIRST? Maybe its like the Grey version of
an apertif among classier businessmen and makes the following deal
evolve more beneficially. After all, once you've been cornholed, you're
either much more relaxed or GONE. I get the idle feeling that Little
Richard was probed until his lips got bigger and relaxed the HELL out of
him, at hich point his Art came shining through. Yeah, its a crazy
postulate, but 11 out of 13 ARE on this group, so fuck the golden goose
and then bitch about the green eggs.
--
HellPope Huey
People applauded rather than throwing fruit.
I take this as a good sign.
Infinite goodness
is creating a being you know, in advance,
is going to complain.
- William Peter Blatty, "Ninth Configuration"
"Does the noise in my head bother you,
bother you, bother you, bother you?"
- Loop Guru, "Loop Bites Dog"
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:15:29 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>>1) Anal Probe
>
>
> Why does this one always come FIRST? Maybe its like the Grey version of
> an apertif among classier businessmen and makes the following deal
Actually, THAT is masonic illuminati in silly costumes telling people
who get too close to SHUT UP. Of course, the victim's credibility gets
sabotaged if he talks about the "treatment".
Or it could be Nenslo.
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 29 Dec 2004 00:06:21 GMT
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>> 1) Anal Probe
>
> Why does this one always come FIRST? Maybe its like the Grey version of
>an apertif among classier businessmen and makes the following deal
>evolve more beneficially. After all, once you've been cornholed, you're
>either much more relaxed or GONE. I get the idle feeling that Little
>Richard was probed until his lips got bigger and relaxed the HELL out of
>him, at hich point his Art came shining through. Yeah, its a crazy
>postulate, but 11 out of 13 ARE on this group, so fuck the golden goose
>and then bitch about the green eggs.
Maybe the Greys are sexualy frustrated seeing they have no visible gentelia.
Or they're all gay and kinky
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 16:29:15 -0800
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On 29 Dec 2004 00:06:21 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
Skull) wrote:
>>> 1) Anal Probe
>>
>> Why does this one always come FIRST? Maybe its like the Grey version of
>>an apertif among classier businessmen and makes the following deal
>>evolve more beneficially. After all, once you've been cornholed, you're
>>either much more relaxed or GONE. I get the idle feeling that Little
>>Richard was probed until his lips got bigger and relaxed the HELL out of
>>him, at hich point his Art came shining through. Yeah, its a crazy
>>postulate, but 11 out of 13 ARE on this group, so fuck the golden goose
>>and then bitch about the green eggs.
>
>Maybe the Greys are sexualy frustrated seeing they have no visible gentelia.
>
>Or they're all gay and kinky
Maybe they think that is our ear. And they are just saying "HELLO!?
HELLO!?" when they do that.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
VOTE THAT COKE HEAD FRAT BOY PSYCHO-NUTBAG BORN-AGAIN FUCKHEAD
MONGOLOID GORILLA THE -FUCK- OUT OF OFFICE BEFORE IT IS TOO FUCKING
LATE.
thanks.
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 28 Dec 2004 17:03:37 -0800
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Very funny. Ironically, among the sensory organs that they have NONE
of, and thus no appreciation for the
sensory/psycholoical/ontolologicalcultural impacts, aspects, and
consequences thereof. Ask yourself the following question: how would
human history, society, and social psychology be different if,
biologically, humanity were unable to perceive the senses of taste,
smell & hearing, compounded by a lack of emotion. What would be the
evolluion of our society had this been the case. What is humanity's
future under this model. I posit it as an ontoilogical tusanimi. Coming
on/before 2012.
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 17:30:36 GMT
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In alt.slack, HellPope Huey was all like...
:: In article <20041227125930.23218.00002573@mb-m03.aol.com>,
:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
::
:: > 1) Anal Probe
::
:: Why does this one always come FIRST?
to them, it's like playing with a sea anemone.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 02:46:44 GMT
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In article ,
SubGenius Spice wrote:
> In alt.slack, HellPope Huey was all like...
> :: In article <20041227125930.23218.00002573@mb-m03.aol.com>,
> :: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> ::
> :: > 1) Anal Probe
> ::
> :: Why does this one always come FIRST?
>
> to them, it's like playing with a sea anemone.
Worst sex toy since the sea urchin.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh shut up, its only a chainsaw
"Straight male seeks Bush supporter
for fair, physical fight - m4m.
I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger.
If you are one & have a fiery streak, please contact me
so we can meet and physically fight.
I would like to beat the shit out of you."
- Craig's List
"I don't wanna just rain on your parade,
I wanna blow up the floats."
- "Law & Order"
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 06:46:03 GMT
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In alt.slack, HellPope Huey was all like...
:: In article ,
:: SubGenius Spice wrote:
:: > In alt.slack, HellPope Huey was all like...
:: > :: In article <20041227125930.23218.00002573@mb-m03.aol.com>,
:: > :: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
:: > ::
:: > :: > 1) Anal Probe
:: > ::
:: > :: Why does this one always come FIRST?
:: >
:: > to them, it's like playing with a sea anemone.
::
:: Worst sex toy since the sea urchin.
oh, them's the chastity belt of the tidepool world.
i wanna know who's holding out on posting the line to chia pr0n.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 16:30:15 GMT
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In article ,
SubGenius Spice wrote:
> i wanna know who's holding out on posting the line to chia pr0n.
Its an amusing mental exercise, considering where the foliage would
grow best. Just say no to Chia Ovaries.
--
HellPope Huey
The sleep of reason begets bupkiss, these days
A professional politician
is a professionally dishonorable man.
In order to get anywhere near high office,
he has to make so many compromises
and submit to so many humiliations
that he becomes indistinguishable
from a streetwalker.
- H. L. Mencken
"If you can make a million dollars eating a rat,
you can make TWO million PASSING one."
- Super Dave Osborne
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 14:58:21 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <20041227125930.23218.00002573@mb-m03.aol.com>,
> mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
>
>
>>1) Anal Probe
>
>
> Why does this one always come FIRST?
To get it out of the way.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 2 Jan 2005 14:02:41 -0800
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PREFERRED SEQUENCE OF CAVITY SEARCHES USING THE SAME INSTRUMENT:
1. Oral
2. Aural
3. Vaginal pr penile
4. Anal
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 28 Dec 2004 08:36:44 -0800
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Linus Minimax wrote:
> So what does 'abducted' mean if it was a ten-minute nap on a couch in
> view of my family during the afternoon? My body didn't go
> anywhere....... does Jacobs speculate on mind-only abductions,
perhaps?
> Does anyone, or are all UFO researchers "hardware"-obsessed?
The little gray bastards technology is such that they can do a couple
of things, as described in the books:
-"switch people off" that are nearby, so they can remove you without
others notice until they are "turned on" once you're back
-take you interdimensionally out of the space time continuum. Kind of
like when, in H.G. Wells "The Time Machine", our protagonist staggers
into the dinner party and says: "Since this morning, I have lived 8
days in the future".
Check out the books. Jacobs goes into all the common objections raised
about abductions, & answers them all.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 29 Dec 2004 00:07:29 GMT
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> our protagonist staggers
>into the dinner party and says: "Since this morning, I have lived 8
>days in the future".
Then get a nasty letter from voneguats(spelling?) Lawyer.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Linus Minimax" Date: 6 Jan 2005 16:43:50 -0800
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> as described in the books:
> -"switch people off" that are nearby, so they can remove you without
> others notice until they are "turned on" once you're back
> -take you interdimensionally out of the space time continuum.
> Jacobs answers them all.
Does he describe that in any more detail than 'switch on' and 'switch
off'??? If not there's no way I'm reading that book.
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 6 Jan 2005 17:14:35 -0800
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Sure. This one guy was fucking his gal in bed one night. They wanted
her, not him. So, he is paralyzed (frozen in place) in mid stroke,
Being missionary position, they just lift him off & roll him over on
his side like a mannequin, teleport her outa there, do their dirty
bizniz on her, then teleport her back into bed, position him on/in her
again, & switch them on again (remove the paralysis) as they left. The
dude stayed hard the whole time she was gone!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:45:30 -0700
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>The
> dude stayed hard the whole time she was gone!
COOL! How can I get a dose of that?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 6 Jan 2005 19:12:16 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
> >The
> > dude stayed hard the whole time she was gone!
>
> COOL! How can I get a dose of that?
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
The WHOLE DUDE, man, not just his dick. Wanna try? It's called "rigor
mortis"!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:45:06 -0700
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"Doktor Dark" wrote in message
news:1105067536.171880.64980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> angelicusrex wrote:
>> >The
>> > dude stayed hard the whole time she was gone!
>>
>> COOL! How can I get a dose of that?
>>
>> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
> The WHOLE DUDE, man, not just his dick. Wanna try? It's called "rigor
> mortis"!
Hey, whatever gets the wife off my back, man!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:46:01 GMT
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In article <346iebF48nggdU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> Hey, whatever gets the wife off my back, man!
Sounds like SOMEbody needs one of those big latex arms. "Shut up,
bitch, use the ARM tonight! The ARM, do you hear me???" And of course,
that makes her mad and YOU end up waddling around like a ruptured
cormant with The Arm stuck in your dark place. What a world.
Too bad some of the best parts will be washed away when the Canary
Islands tsunami sinks New Orleans, but there will be compensation. The
Carolinas will be gone and the country will smell better and be
healthier because bacon's price will quintuple.
However, we will lose a third of our Blue states and the next President
will be a REAL CHIMP. I'm talkin' Bonzo territory. Hm, he might do a
better job. SIMIANS IN AUGHT-EIGHT!! BANANAS NOW, ASK ME HOW!!
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 16:56:48 -0700
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Why not a Chimp for Prez? We're already a Banana Republic! He's got my vote.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 7 Jan 2005 15:59:12 -0800
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WE ALREADY HAVE ONE! see BUSHORCHIMP.COM
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:39:25 -0700
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Bush is a retarded Homo Erectus. A bad example of a vestigial remnant of a
dead-end in human evolution. Chimps are already 100 percent smarter than
their long gone cousins. Please do not disparage them on account of that
bullying sadist, G.Dubya.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 23:50:49 GMT
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Linus Minimax wrote in part:
> a black-clad semi-cowboy with an
> intense expression (somewhat reminiscent of the cannibal guy from 'Dead
> Man'), holding a 'deadly device' of some kind in his right hand.