Conclusions
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:13:33 -0800
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After having religiously viewed www.jmeeting.com for six months, I've
come to some conclusions: Not listed in any order:
1- Fat, ugly wimmen love to show off on camera (ie; ooo, look under my
'apron'!
2- Amazingly stupid remarks can get a woman to show her tits to the
whole world.
3- A woman doesn't move her pelvis if she is in control of the
vibrator(dildo)
4- Some great looking wimmenz are seriously without a man
5- Some real cows will password protect their cam before doing 'who
knows what' (and who cares?)
6- Big titted women will invariably drag a dug up and lick(suck,bite)
the nipple.
7- Blondes have uninteresting, pale nipples(auerolas)
8- Redheads with shaved pussies resemble those red-assed apes.. (what
are they called?)
9- Fat women will always be angel-something, huggy-something,
sweetkisses-something, etc.
10- Save yourself some time; use the thumbnail feature.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 17:38:38 GMT
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In article ,
Candlemoth wrote:
> 4- Some great looking wimmenz are seriously without a man
That's often because they have a misplaced sense of entitlement due to
a simple, lucky draw of the genetic cards and think they are hot shit,
thereby making themselves unappealing in real-world terms once you get
past the tits. I like nipples, but they have a short half-life if they
are bobbing off the tip of a narcissist.
It can ALSO be because the worst men come at them in waves while "nice
guys" hold back and gyp them both, which is no doubt highly off-putting
or like many men, they've been burned by creeps often enough that their
interest in a relationship has waned considerably.
Many people wind up alone or near to it because they never get a decent
grip on the idea of give and take. Americans are heavy on Take and short
on Give.
I look somewhat like a bipedal bulldog, but I do okay for the simple
fact that I paid attention and learned what really turns most women on:
rub their feet; make 'em laugh; treat their friends & family well,
especially when they intruded upon what might have been a chance at some
pootchka; do some dishes; ask her what she thinks before you leap up and
do some GUY thing without consideration; and take in a few chick flicks
without grumbling about it. Trust me, that's sexy as hell.
A whole LOTTA nice stuff can be caught readily when you gently bring
the net up UNDER it rather than chasing it and trying to throw it OVER
them while yelling "KREEGAH! BUNDOLO!" Of course, I always implement
this advice flawlessly and have never stumbled like some DUMBASS,
turning the souffle into a wretched pancake. Suuuuure, I have.
--
HellPope Huey
I am the Flaming Fudge Bag
on the Doorstep of Complacency.
"You've been more than a friend.
Even heroes can have heroes.
I've looked up to you for so long.
I'm sorry I didn't say so earlier.
There's so much I want to tell you...
not about...being heroes. But about being men.
About knowing that what we did
was always better than than what we are.
That was our gift. Our art."
- "Earth X"
"May I remind you,
we are not all creatures of the night?"
- "The Batman"
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 15:33:32 -0800
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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:
snip
> I look somewhat like a bipedal bulldog, but I do okay for the simple
> fact that I paid attention and learned what really turns most women on:
> rub their feet; make 'em laugh; treat their friends & family well,
> especially when they intruded upon what might have been a chance at some
> pootchka; do some dishes; ask her what she thinks before you leap up and
> do some GUY thing without consideration; and take in a few chick flicks
> without grumbling about it. Trust me, that's sexy as hell.
Translation: fat chicks are easy
pb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:35:01 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
> In article
> , HellPope
> Huey wrote:
>
> snip
> > I look somewhat like a bipedal bulldog, but I do okay for the simple
> > fact that I paid attention and learned what really turns most women on:
> > rub their feet; make 'em laugh; treat their friends & family well,
> > especially when they intruded upon what might have been a chance at some
> > pootchka; do some dishes; ask her what she thinks before you leap up and
> > do some GUY thing without consideration; and take in a few chick flicks
> > without grumbling about it. Trust me, that's sexy as hell.
>
> Translation: fat chicks are easy
>
> pb
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 12:50:48 -0800
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In article <41C61021.7AF0D9AD@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> polar bear wrote:
>
> > In article
> > , HellPope
> > Huey wrote:
> >
> > snip
> > > I look somewhat like a bipedal bulldog, but I do okay for the simple
> > > fact that I paid attention and learned what really turns most women on:
> > > rub their feet; make 'em laugh; treat their friends & family well,
> > > especially when they intruded upon what might have been a chance at some
> > > pootchka; do some dishes; ask her what she thinks before you leap up and
> > > do some GUY thing without consideration; and take in a few chick flicks
> > > without grumbling about it. Trust me, that's sexy as hell.
> >
> > Translation: fat chicks are easy
> >
> > pb
>
> http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
Man, this guy has some serious issues, not the least of which is not
being funny. I can forgive a person for not being slender, but for not
making me laugh? NEVAH!
And that raises another important point. There are far too many people
today trying way too hard to be funny. Give it up you sad fux. Humor
isn't something you can learn. It's a gift. You've either got it, or
you don't.
Stand-up "comedians" are the worst offenders. They should all be
burned at the stake.
pb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:02:29 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
> In article <41C61021.7AF0D9AD@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> > polar bear wrote:
> >
> > > In article
> > > , HellPope
> > > Huey wrote:
> > >
> > > snip
> > > > I look somewhat like a bipedal bulldog, but I do okay for the simple
> > > > fact that I paid attention and learned what really turns most women on:
> > > > rub their feet; make 'em laugh; treat their friends & family well,
> > > > especially when they intruded upon what might have been a chance at some
> > > > pootchka; do some dishes; ask her what she thinks before you leap up and
> > > > do some GUY thing without consideration; and take in a few chick flicks
> > > > without grumbling about it. Trust me, that's sexy as hell.
> > >
> > > Translation: fat chicks are easy
> > >
> > > pb
> >
> > http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
>
> Man, this guy has some serious issues, not the least of which is not
> being funny. I can forgive a person for not being slender, but for not
> making me laugh? NEVAH!
>
> And that raises another important point. There are far too many people
> today trying way too hard to be funny. Give it up you sad fux. Humor
> isn't something you can learn. It's a gift. You've either got it, or
> you don't.
>
> Stand-up "comedians" are the worst offenders. They should all be
> burned at the stake.
>
> pb
Yeah! If you can't take a joke, right?