Da Flu
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 11:00:21 -0500
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Thanks, GWB, for screwing up the flu shot thing this year.
Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle with boiling squids. I woke up
yesterday morning feeling like I was about to give birth to another Alien.
Then the fever, chills, and malaise set in. I had to find every blanket and
comforter in the place here and built myself a sort of sweat-yurt so I could
stop shivering.
I slept, in spurts, for 24 hours straight. Today, I think the fever may
have broken, so I feel only a reasonable amount of nausea and weakness.
Everything I am wearing, by the way, smells like vinegar from the day old
sweat.
I'd take a shower, but I'm afraid it would start me to shivering again.
Someone should mark a cross in chalk on my condo door...
[*]
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PS, I wonder when they are next picking up the dead?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 09:21:14 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> Thanks, GWB, for screwing up the flu shot
> thing this year.
>
> Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle
> with boiling squids.
This may be of little help, but you might not have
flu. Which might even be a little more fucked up.
If not, best guess would be food poisoning.
http://flustar.com/
By the way, be careful. Somebody has been going
around town, knocking on doors and ringing the bell,
and when people answer, he stabs them with a butcher
knife, like eighteen times.
You might try my flu cure: drink a gallon of Burgundy
followed by a 40 of malt liquor. Then vigorously throw
up all over the place. Slip on the vomit and bash your
elbow really hard on something. Walk two step and bash
your head against something else. Now, in a drunken
frenzy, tear off your vomit-covered clothes and go
running out into the street naked and bleeding with
nothing but socks on, while screaming that the aliens
are getting you. Run headlong into a police car, then
point at the nice officers while shreaking "SPIDERS!"
Well, it might work.
--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
Correspondent:: "spinners"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 12:30:55 -0500
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41B486FA.3A5D@succeeds.com...
> iDRMRSR wrote:
> >
> > Thanks, GWB, for screwing up the flu shot
> > thing this year.
> >
> > Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle
> > with boiling squids.
>
>
> This may be of little help, but you might not have
> flu. Which might even be a little more fucked up.
> If not, best guess would be food poisoning.
>
> http://flustar.com/
>
> By the way, be careful. Somebody has been going
> around town, knocking on doors and ringing the bell,
> and when people answer, he stabs them with a butcher
> knife, like eighteen times.
>
> You might try my flu cure: drink a gallon of Burgundy
> followed by a 40 of malt liquor. Then vigorously throw
> up all over the place. Slip on the vomit and bash your
> elbow really hard on something. Walk two step and bash
> your head against something else. Now, in a drunken
> frenzy, tear off your vomit-covered clothes and go
> running out into the street naked and bleeding with
> nothing but socks on, while screaming that the aliens
> are getting you. Run headlong into a police car, then
> point at the nice officers while shreaking "SPIDERS!"
>
> Well, it might work.
>
> --
> "Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
> you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
> --take my word for it
Found this recipie of death's head hot wing sauce.
(these grunts are using this as medicine.......)
Proceed at your own risk!
--- cut ----
Recipe for HOT SAUCE DE-TOX
1 tsp. mixed into 4oz. tomato or vegetable juice. One or two times a day
for maintenance.
Acute take every 2 hours for first 24 hours, then three times a day, or as
needed . Do Not
Exceed the tolerance of Your body!
Note Take a Non-dairy Acidolpluious as described for thirty days.
1cup Curry Powder
1lb. Fresh Jalapeno /( or if preferred) Hobenaro Peppers chopped fine.
3cups 180 H.U. Cayenne Pepper.
3 head Garlic , fresh chopped fine.
1cup Red Hot Pepper seeds.
2cups Myrrh Gum Powder-Dissolved
2 gallons Brandy.
1/2 gallon Joey water.
1/4cup Celtic Salt.
Stir and Marinate 14 days/turn daily.
Yields 3 gallons
NOTE: VODKA CAN BE SUBSTITUTED FOR BRANDY.
PRICE IS HALF COLLOIDAL SILVER OR ENIVA SILVER
CAN BE SUBSTITUTED FOR THE JOEY WATER.
THIS RECIPE HAS BEEN USED TO FIGHT VIRUS
OUTBREAKS, BIOLOGICAL ATTACKS, AND MORE.
WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU MAKE A BATCH UP
AND HAVE ON HAND FOR USE WHEN IT IS NEEDED.
THIS RECIPE IS BATTLEFIELD TESTED AND IS
ONE OF OUR BEST DEFENSES AGAINST
BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL ATTACK.
SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH AS MANY
PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 06:45:09 GMT
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In alt.slack, spinners was all like...
:: ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
baby kangaroos put through a juicer.
Correspondent:: "Talysman the Ur-Beatle"
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 06:52:42 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote in
news:MPG.1c1ef14ecc49f787989710@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
> In alt.slack, spinners was all like...
>
>:: ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
>
>
> baby kangaroos put through a juicer.
I know what "Water Joe" is.
it's that water with added caffeine.
do they even make that stuff still?
I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I miss it.
--
Talysman the Ur-Beatle, STRAWGRASPER
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:00:37 GMT
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In alt.slack, Talysman the Ur-Beatle was all like...
:: SubGenius Spice wrote in
:: news:MPG.1c1ef14ecc49f787989710@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
::
:: > In alt.slack, spinners was all like...
:: >
:: >:: ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
:: >
:: >
:: > baby kangaroos put through a juicer.
::
:: I know what "Water Joe" is.
::
:: it's that water with added caffeine.
::
:: do they even make that stuff still?
yup. many other brands now available too.
what i'm skeptical of is caffeinated soap.
:: I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I miss it.
is this it?
http://www.sodaking.com/product_info.php?products_id=504
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 13:49:29 -0500
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:00:37 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
> what i'm skeptical of is caffeinated soap.
Really, you should open a retail store. Over the years
you've mentioned some of the most brain-wrenchingly
dumb/weird items I've ever heard of. You might not make
a mint with it, but it'd be one of those places where
once you go in and start looking around, you're likely
to spend hours and hours there.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 13:03:08 -0800
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 13:49:29 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:00:37 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
>
>
>> what i'm skeptical of is caffeinated soap.
>
>Really, you should open a retail store. Over the years
>you've mentioned some of the most brain-wrenchingly
>dumb/weird items I've ever heard of. You might not make
>a mint with it, but it'd be one of those places where
>once you go in and start looking around, you're likely
>to spend hours and hours there.
that's true. I would do my christmas shopping there. I did all my
shopping at Archie McFee's once.
www.mcphee.com/
I got boxing nuns for my nieces and a rubber shark with a barbie doll
in it's mouth for my nephew
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
who are you and where are my pants?
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:12:06 -0600
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>>Really, you should open a retail store. Over the years
>>you've mentioned some of the most brain-wrenchingly
>>dumb/weird items I've ever heard of. You might not make
>>a mint with it, but it'd be one of those places where
>>once you go in and start looking around, you're likely
>>to spend hours and hours there.
>
>that's true. I would do my christmas shopping there. I did all my
>shopping at Archie McFee's once.
>
>www.mcphee.com/
>
>I got boxing nuns for my nieces and a rubber shark with a barbie doll
>in it's mouth for my nephew
One of the biggest disappointments of being a parent occured when I
took my daughter to Chicago's version of Archie McPhee called, Uncle
Fun's. She was so unimpressed that once she decided she was just going
to get some Pop Rocks...(after 5 minutes of looking) she pestered me
until I agreed to leave. Here I thought I was sharing a wonderful
afternoon with her spoiling her rotten and she couldn't have been more
underwhelmed.
She thought the Pop Rocks were cool though.
Salacia
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 02:51:49 -0500
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 13:03:08 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> www.mcphee.com/
Still digging, but my favorite so far is:
http : // www . mcphee . com / amusements / current / 11377 . html
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Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:11:52 GMT
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In alt.slack, Artemia Salina was all like...
:: On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:00:37 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
::
::
:: > what i'm skeptical of is caffeinated soap.
::
:: Really, you should open a retail store. Over the years
:: you've mentioned some of the most brain-wrenchingly
:: dumb/weird items I've ever heard of. You might not make
:: a mint with it, but it'd be one of those places where
:: once you go in and start looking around, you're likely
:: to spend hours and hours there.
it just seems to find me. i think some of the mind-wrenchingly dumb
weird shit i already have in my house might be sending out a homing
beacon.
retail. *twitch*, quit that job for "BOB" xmas 1998 and never looked
back, but hmmm, i detect a whiff of blog in the air.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 09:26:04 -0800
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:11:52 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>retail. *twitch*, quit that job for "BOB" xmas 1998 and never looked
>back,
Praise "Bob".
I was living with somebody who worked retail for years, I can't think
of a more demeaning, soul-crushing line of work. Customers suck.
>but hmmm, i detect a whiff of blog in the air.
oh sorry, that's me. I'll cross my legs.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"There are many kinds of 'truths' and consequently there is no truth"
- Nietzsche
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 19:16:17 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:11:52 GMT, SubGenius Spice
:: wrote:
::
:: >retail. *twitch*, quit that job for "BOB" xmas 1998 and never looked
:: >back,
::
:: Praise "Bob".
::
:: I was living with somebody who worked retail for years, I can't think
:: of a more demeaning, soul-crushing line of work. Customers suck.
agreed. the job was great except for the customers.
:: >but hmmm, i detect a whiff of blog in the air.
::
:: oh sorry, that's me. I'll cross my legs.
you should have paid attention during the vinegar and water thread.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 00:59:44 GMT
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> :: >but hmmm, i detect a whiff of blog in the air.
> ::
> :: oh sorry, that's me. I'll cross my legs.
>
> you should have paid attention during the vinegar and water thread.
Doesn't matter. He'll cross his legs too hard at some point and then it
will all come out at once, like someone squeezed a water balloon on one
end. He loses more nice pairs of pants that way. A big Yeti guy like him
and he STILL can't just blow the bloom off any nearby roses with pride.
Poor Joe, I love him so; perhaps he needs a shoe stretcher for Xistmas.
--
HellPope Huey
I lost part of my hair
when it got tangled in the malaprop
"How many times do I have to tell you people,
I met Jesus, we didn't hit it off!"
- 'Becker'
"Manhood is the ability to outlast despair."
- James Jones
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 12:13:23 -0600
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:11:52 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>In alt.slack, Artemia Salina was all like...
>
>:: On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:00:37 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
>::
>::
>:: > what i'm skeptical of is caffeinated soap.
>::
>:: Really, you should open a retail store. Over the years
>:: you've mentioned some of the most brain-wrenchingly
>:: dumb/weird items I've ever heard of. You might not make
>:: a mint with it, but it'd be one of those places where
>:: once you go in and start looking around, you're likely
>:: to spend hours and hours there.
>
>it just seems to find me. i think some of the mind-wrenchingly dumb
>weird shit i already have in my house might be sending out a homing
>beacon.
>
>retail. *twitch*, quit that job for "BOB" xmas 1998 and never looked
>back, but hmmm, i detect a whiff of blog in the air.
>
Muzak Xmas tunes have an odor, yes they do.
Salacia
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 19:23:29 GMT
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In alt.slack, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer was all like...
:: Muzak Xmas tunes have an odor, yes they do.
of greed.
i forbade any employee from playing xmas muzik in my presence until xmas
eve and only then 'a charlie brown christmas' was allowed.
although, being in a record store, we did get our fair share of weird
budget holiday shit, the weirdest we would play to torture the
customers.
the most effective was a split between slim whitman and 'a trucker's
christmas.'
Correspondent:: "Talysman the Ur-Beatle"
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 03:38:09 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote in
news:MPG.1c1f818cb14429c6989712@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
>:: I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I
>:: miss it.
>
> is this it?
>
> http://www.sodaking.com/product_info.php?products_id=504
indeed it is, thanx0rs.
I wonder if my new digestive tract can take it?
--
Talysman the Ur-Beatle, STRAWGRASPER
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:14:23 GMT
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In alt.slack, Talysman the Ur-Beatle was all like...
:: SubGenius Spice wrote in
:: news:MPG.1c1f818cb14429c6989712@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
::
:: >:: I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I
:: >:: miss it.
:: >
:: > is this it?
:: >
:: > http://www.sodaking.com/product_info.php?products_id=504
::
:: indeed it is, thanx0rs.
::
:: I wonder if my new digestive tract can take it?
new? did you have it re-upholstered?
Correspondent:: "Talysman the Ur-Beatle"
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 07:13:34 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote in
news:MPG.1c20d64b652e1df4989714@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
> In alt.slack, Talysman the Ur-Beatle was all like...
>
>:: SubGenius Spice wrote in
>:: news:MPG.1c1f818cb14429c6989712@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
>::
>:: >:: I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I
>:: >:: miss it.
>:: >
>:: > is this it?
>:: >
>:: > http://www.sodaking.com/product_info.php?products_id=504
>::
>:: indeed it is, thanx0rs.
>::
>:: I wonder if my new digestive tract can take it?
>
> new? did you have it re-upholstered?
no, mutated.
for my displeasure.
--
Talysman the Ur-Beatle, STRAWGRASPER
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 06:37:32 GMT
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In alt.slack, Talysman the Ur-Beatle was all like...
:: SubGenius Spice wrote in
:: news:MPG.1c20d64b652e1df4989714@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
::
:: > In alt.slack, Talysman the Ur-Beatle was all like...
:: >
:: >:: SubGenius Spice wrote in
:: >:: news:MPG.1c1f818cb14429c6989712@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
:: >::
:: >:: >:: I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I
:: >:: >:: miss it.
:: >:: >
:: >:: > is this it?
:: >:: >
:: >:: > http://www.sodaking.com/product_info.php?products_id=504
:: >::
:: >:: indeed it is, thanx0rs.
:: >::
:: >:: I wonder if my new digestive tract can take it?
:: >
:: > new? did you have it re-upholstered?
::
:: no, mutated.
::
:: for my displeasure.
i think i skipped over that article in body mod gazette.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 09:08:30 -0500
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In article , Talysman
the Ur-Beatle wrote:
> SubGenius Spice wrote in
> news:MPG.1c1ef14ecc49f787989710@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
>
> > In alt.slack, spinners was all like...
> >
> >:: ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
> >
> >
> > baby kangaroos put through a juicer.
>
> I know what "Water Joe" is.
>
> it's that water with added caffeine.
>
> do they even make that stuff still?
I SAW IT FOR SALE IN ENGLAND!!
Saw Water Joe ONCE, about 5 years ago, at a gas station in Oklahoma,
marvelled at the CHEEK of it, and have wondered what became of it since
I never saw it anywhere else. Imagine my surprise to find the stuff in
a Tesco convenience store in Chiswick, England. I THINK that's where it
was. Might even have been at the train station in Hamburg Germany.
I never tried it. Water with caffeine -- a box of No-Doz would be
cheaper.
>
> I'm wondering if Eat Me Foods still makes Rat Bastard Root Beer. I miss it.
--
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:07:09 GMT
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In article ,
SubGenius Spice wrote:
> In alt.slack, spinners was all like...
>
> :: ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
>
> baby kangaroos put through a juicer.
Now with more geeko balboa, so you can boing through your day like a
fwuffy widdle bundle of Love until some toughs stuff you into your own
pocket protector.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning, ya jerks
"H-H-Happy Birthday,
y-y-you thing from another world, you."
- Porky Pig
"It was darker than a carload of assholes."
- George V. Higgins
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:45:10 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> SubGenius Spice wrote:
> > In alt.slack, spinners was all like...
> >
> > :: ps: anyone know WTF "Joey water" above is...?
> >
> > baby kangaroos put through a juicer.
>
> Now with more geeko balboa, so you can boing through your day like a
> fwuffy widdle bundle of Love until some toughs stuff you into your own
> pocket protector.
>
It's cell phone holster now.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 03:54:03 GMT
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In article <41B5EC25.52469154@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article ,
> > Now with more geeko balboa, so you can boing through your day like a
> > fwuffy widdle bundle of Love until some toughs stuff you into your own
> > pocket protector.
> >
> It's cell phone holster now.
It still won't look good pulled over your head and stretched to your
waist, or further. "MMFFFMMFMFMFFMKRMFFRRSHHHHTMMFKR!!!"
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning, ya jerks
"H-H-Happy Birthday,
y-y-you thing from another world, you."
- Porky Pig
"It was darker than a carload of assholes."
- George V. Higgins
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 04:01:04 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41B5EC25.52469154@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > In article ,
>
> > > Now with more geeko balboa, so you can boing through your day like a
> > > fwuffy widdle bundle of Love until some toughs stuff you into your own
> > > pocket protector.
> > >
> > It's cell phone holster now.
>
> It still won't look good pulled over your head and stretched to your
> waist, or further. "MMFFFMMFMFMFFMKRMFFRRSHHHHTMMFKR!!!"
>
Well, I don't HAVE a pocket protector nor a cell phone holster,
so you just better bring it with you when you come.
And pack a lunch, 'cuz it's a-gonna take you a while.
Jayzus, whatta bunch of pretentious, ego-deficient delusional cumquats.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:39:40 GMT
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In article <41B67C7F.4DF6A409@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>>> Jayzus, whatta bunch of pretentious, ego-deficient delusional
cumquats.
I think you actually mean super-ego-deficient. Ego is technically the
2nd stage of psychological development in which a child recognizes one
other besides itself, usually Mama.
At the crucial 3rd stage, a super-ego develops, leading to a concept of
one's self as one among many, leading to socialization. Good luck with
that one; many in Dobbs have Assburger's Syndrome and wash their hands a
LOT. You just don't see it on screens, snort.
I would defy even Stephen Hawking to conceptualize any real SubGenius
solidarity of this sort outside a few minor cliques, but I feel certain
that the GhostBusters could catch part of it in a containment-field box.
Therefore, a large number in our binary clan have only a dandy
phase-locked loop of Id firmly in place and a secondary attachment to
whoever gives them the most food, but aside from that, I debunk your
image of delusions and fine you $30, for I am your President and you owe
me taxes. You pay now!
--
HellPope Huey
I lost part of my hair
when it got tangled in the malaprop
"How many times do I have to tell you people,
I met Jesus, we didn't hit it off!"
- 'Becker'
"Manhood is the ability to outlast despair."
- James Jones
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:46:08 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41B67C7F.4DF6A409@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> >>> Jayzus, whatta bunch of pretentious, ego-deficient delusional
> cumquats.
>
> I think you actually mean super-ego-deficient. Ego is technically the
> 2nd stage of psychological development in which a child recognizes one
> other besides itself, usually Mama.
>
> At the crucial 3rd stage, a super-ego develops, leading to a concept of
> one's self as one among many, leading to socialization. Good luck with
> that one; many in Dobbs have Assburger's Syndrome and wash their hands a
> LOT. You just don't see it on screens, snort.
>
> I would defy even Stephen Hawking to conceptualize any real SubGenius
> solidarity of this sort outside a few minor cliques, but I feel certain
> that the GhostBusters could catch part of it in a containment-field box.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Therefore, a large number in our binary clan have only a dandy
> phase-locked loop of Id firmly in place and a secondary attachment to
> whoever gives them the most food, but aside from that, I debunk your
> image of delusions and fine you $30, for I am your President and you owe
> me taxes. You pay now!
>
> --
>
>
Mama? Id? Super-ego?
Are pocket protectors reminiscent of mama? I dunno--
Cumquats anyway.
And why the large white space?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:31:56 GMT
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In article <41B6951E.4EF6088B@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> Mama? Id? Super-ego?
>> Are pocket protectors reminiscent of mama? I dunno--
No, chain-mail gloves & having bell peppers thrown at me in anger are
reminiscent of mama.
>> Cumquats anyway.
>> And why the large white space?
Its obviously an outgrowth of one of my momentary fugue states; my
finger slipped, honest, officer.
Besides, when you get down to it, alt.slack IS a large white space. Its
the Whitest goddamned punk-assed space I can name, aside from certain
government offices or church halls.
Say, this is too OT; we need another report on IDRMRSR's bowels.
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I lost part of my hair
when it got tangled in the malaprop
"How many times do I have to tell you people,
I met Jesus, we didn't hit it off!"
- 'Becker'
"Manhood is the ability to outlast despair."
- James Jones
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:17:04 GMT
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In alt.slack, HellPope Huey was all like...
:: Say, this is too OT; we need another report on IDRMRSR's bowels.
i vote for shoutcast of the gurgling.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0500
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:17:04 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
> In alt.slack, HellPope Huey was all like...
>
> :: Say, this is too OT; we need another report on IDRMRSR's bowels.
>
> i vote for shoutcast of the gurgling.
I'm glad you said that. The first time I read it as "we need another
report FROM iDRMRSR's bowels", and I thought, "No, that's the LAST
thing we need!"
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 18:24:39 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41B6951E.4EF6088B@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> > Mama? Id? Super-ego?
> >> Are pocket protectors reminiscent of mama? I dunno--
>
> No, chain-mail gloves & having bell peppers thrown at me in anger are
> reminiscent of mama.
>
> >> Cumquats anyway.
> >> And why the large white space?
>
> Its obviously an outgrowth of one of my momentary fugue states; my
> finger slipped, honest, officer.
>
> Besides, when you get down to it, alt.slack IS a large white space. Its
> the Whitest goddamned punk-assed space I can name, aside from certain
> government offices or church halls.
>
> Say, this is too OT; we need another report on IDRMRSR's bowels.
>
Oh. I'd thought maybe that you'd passed-out for a moment
with your finger on the space bar, that would have been fun!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 00:55:48 GMT
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In article <41B746E6.747DC0B7@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >> And why the large white space?
> >
> > Its obviously an outgrowth of one of my momentary fugue states; my
> > finger slipped, honest, officer.
> Oh. I'd thought maybe that you'd passed-out for a moment
> with your finger on the space bar, that would have been fun!
I once passed out with my dick on it and entered 112 k of upper-case Ps
before I came to again. SubGeniuses sometimes have really STUPID
adventures.
--
HellPope Huey
I lost part of my hair
when it got tangled in the malaprop
"How many times do I have to tell you people,
I met Jesus, we didn't hit it off!"
- 'Becker'
"Manhood is the ability to outlast despair."
- James Jones
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 00:59:13 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41B746E6.747DC0B7@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > > >> And why the large white space?
> > >
> > > Its obviously an outgrowth of one of my momentary fugue states; my
> > > finger slipped, honest, officer.
>
> > Oh. I'd thought maybe that you'd passed-out for a moment
> > with your finger on the space bar, that would have been fun!
>
> I once passed out with my dick on it and entered 112 k of upper-case Ps
> before I came to again. SubGeniuses sometimes have really STUPID
> adventures.
>
I have really stoopit adventures alla time!
But I would surmise that this is not an
ad hoc ergo propter hoc situation.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 03:18:29 GMT
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In article <41B7A35E.75ED11C2@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> I have really stoopit adventures alla time!
> But I would surmise that this is not an
> ad hoc ergo propter hoc situation.
Yew hawked up whut?
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 14:16:17 -0500
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>>Now, in a drunken
frenzy, tear off your vomit-covered clothes and go
running out into the street naked and bleeding with
nothing but socks on, while screaming that the aliens
are getting you
I actually did that in one of my fever induced, sweat drenched dreams. Or
something like that, I vaguely remember. So many toxins were rapidly at
work on my brane.
At one point, I was dreaming that I had to find another company to provide
me air to breathe because the old company was running out of air and then
when I found a new company, they went out of business, and I think I had to
go through 15 or 16 companies before I woke up in soggy bedclothes and
realized that in the normal world, you don't have to buy your air.
Normally, feverish delerium is more entertaining than that. You have no
idea how boring it is to find air companies late on Sunday night and read
all the contracts hour after hour, only to have them go out of business on
you a few minutes after you sign.
I don't think it's food poisoning, because I didn't even once ralph or pass
liquid stool, though I imagined I could have easily done either one. Ain't
the bladder, either, cuz I'm peeing just fine, and enjoying it as ever.
But on the other hand, I feel so much better today, after only one day of
horror, that I wonder if it's the full blown flu or simply some weaselly
thing I caught off my kid. Normally the real Geraldo hangs around for
weeks.
Well, we'll see as night approaches. Fever has a way of coming back once
the sun goes down, which around here is about 3 PM (so it seems).
[*]
-----
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 12:16:03 -0800
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In article <41B486FA.3A5D@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
> iDRMRSR wrote:
> >
> > Thanks, GWB, for screwing up the flu shot
> > thing this year.
> >
> > Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle
> > with boiling squids.
>
>
> This may be of little help, but you might not have
> flu. Which might even be a little more fucked up.
> If not, best guess would be food poisoning.
>
Probably dioxin. There's a lot of that going around.
pb
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:48:29 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> I slept, in spurts, for 24 hours straight. Today, I think the fever may
> have broken, so I feel only a reasonable amount of nausea and weakness.
> Everything I am wearing, by the way, smells like vinegar from the day old
> sweat.
Another post that makes you glad Usenet has no scent plug-in. Just
READING it smells bad enough.
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HellPope Huey
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
You can't ever be really free
if you admire somebody too much.
- Tove Jansson, "Tales from Moominvalley"
"Poking a dead raccoon is not research."
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 11:46:14 -0800
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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 11:00:21 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle with boiling squids. I woke up
>yesterday morning feeling like I was about to give birth to another Alien.
>Then the fever, chills, and malaise set in. I had to find every blanket and
>comforter in the place here and built myself a sort of sweat-yurt so I could
>stop shivering.
See what happens when you vote for Bush? GOD is punishing you.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:48:38 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 11:00:21 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> >Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle with boiling squids. I woke up
> >yesterday morning feeling like I was about to give birth to another Alien.
> >Then the fever, chills, and malaise set in. I had to find every blanket and
> >comforter in the place here and built myself a sort of sweat-yurt so I could
> >stop shivering.
>
> See what happens when you vote for Bush? GOD is punishing you.
I guess that means that he should expect a LOT more diarrhea.
--
HellPope Huey
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
You can't ever be really free
if you admire somebody too much.
- Tove Jansson, "Tales from Moominvalley"
"Poking a dead raccoon is not research."
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: Frere Jean
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:17:20 +1100
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On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 11:46:14 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 11:00:21 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
>>Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle with boiling squids. I woke up
>>yesterday morning feeling like I was about to give birth to another Alien.
>>Then the fever, chills, and malaise set in. I had to find every blanket and
>>comforter in the place here and built myself a sort of sweat-yurt so I could
>>stop shivering.
>
>See what happens when you vote for Bush? GOD is punishing you.
I though God WAS a republican
Fr J B
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 21:22:12 -0800
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:17:20 +1100, Frere Jean
wrote:
>On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 11:46:14 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 11:00:21 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle with boiling squids. I woke up
>>>yesterday morning feeling like I was about to give birth to another Alien.
>>>Then the fever, chills, and malaise set in. I had to find every blanket and
>>>comforter in the place here and built myself a sort of sweat-yurt so I could
>>>stop shivering.
>>
>>See what happens when you vote for Bush? GOD is punishing you.
>
>I though God WAS a republican
>
>Fr J B
The only people who hate republicans more than me are other
republicans.
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remembered Tilly, of the warning she was given in the
future, of the perils of the past, which she presently
thought had been both historic and foresighted, "though
knowing now what I will know then makes it somewhat
anachronistic".
-Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, from The Novel
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 09:05:10 -0500
--------
In article , iDRMRSR
wrote:
> Thanks, GWB, for screwing up the flu shot thing this year.
>
> Right now, I feel as if I had lost a battle with boiling squids. I woke up
> yesterday morning feeling like I was about to give birth to another Alien.
> Then the fever, chills, and malaise set in. I had to find every blanket and
> comforter in the place here and built myself a sort of sweat-yurt so I could
> stop shivering.
>
> I slept, in spurts, for 24 hours straight. Today, I think the fever may
> have broken, so I feel only a reasonable amount of nausea and weakness.
> Everything I am wearing, by the way, smells like vinegar from the day old
> sweat.
>
> I'd take a shower, but I'm afraid it would start me to shivering again.
>
> Someone should mark a cross in chalk on my condo door...
>
> [*]
> -----
> PS, I wonder when they are next picking up the dead?
Oh, SHIT. This is from December SIXTH. He's probably dead by now. We
live right down the street from iDRMRSR but ... I'm afraid to go check.
The, you know, idea of the smell... it creeps me out.
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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 20:16:24 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Oh, SHIT. This is from December SIXTH. He's probably dead by now. We
> live right down the street from iDRMRSR but ... I'm afraid to go check.
> The, you know, idea of the smell... it creeps me out.
>
If he's dead it will be even worse.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 05:50:52 GMT
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In article <41B92317.30C08575@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > Oh, SHIT. This is from December SIXTH. He's probably dead by now. We
> > live right down the street from iDRMRSR but ... I'm afraid to go check.
> > The, you know, idea of the smell... it creeps me out.
> >
> If he's dead it will be even worse.
But if he's met with foul play and is UN-dead, well, you're quite high
on the list of those who should be MADE to inhale zombie dung vapors. He
might even have his ass fall off and then he'd throw it at you and I
sure hope the cameras were rolling for that one. Unglaublich!
You know, you could really make a bundle on Nenslo voodoo dolls if you
weren't so goddamned nensletic.
--
HellPope Huey
Society is a mangy Russian bear
on a unicycle with a bent wheel
"Every country has at least one museum that says
'Here's why we chased you out'."
- Jon Stewart
"Once the swelling goes down,
the fangs should fall out."
- "Malcolm In The Middle"