Dear Mr Dobbs

Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 09:57:23 GMT

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THANK YOU!

I now look forward to every ounch of shit hurled at me in this fucked up
world.

Regards,

Rev. Chain Smoker

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:28:43 GMT

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In article <7kVtd.65591$K7.37671@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:

> THANK YOU!
> I now look forward to every ounch of shit hurled at me in this fucked up
> world.

You need to turn the Pamphlet over; you're missing the part that tells
you how to dodge more often. You won't get the goodie if the goods are
upside-down. Always glad to help.

Let's start a betting pool and try to decide just how hung Enzyte Bob
IS after eating that stuff for 6 months. Maybe the makers will tell us
if we split the pot with them.

--

HellPope Huey
My ruby slippers got turned at the heels

The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars
why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper
and then put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin