Dear SubGenius Bonemeal Experts:

Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 16:23:20 -0500

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Use the whole skeleton, or should certain bones not be used?
Spicing?
Preferred species?
Innovative uses? (cupcakes!!)

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 22:56:58 GMT

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In article <3bmur092i7otvqn10ieqel5s77m9eqivb0@4ax.com>,
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:

> Use the whole skeleton, or should certain bones not be used?

Everything but the pelvic girdle. God only KNOWS where that thing has
been. Use that as a candy dish, a repository for adapter plugs or a
rolling tray.

> Spicing?

For some odd reason, 2 small cans of tangerine juice seem to cancel out
the bile, which would otherwise taint the final product. Failing that,
some margarita mix and a handful of Hall's cough drops will do pretty
much the same thing.

> Preferred species?

The Lames, especially religious ones and anyone in general who isn't Us.

> Innovative uses? (cupcakes!!)

Home-made bread you serve to the survivors. See how much more pleasant
they are, now that their psychotic 14-year-old son Jimmy has
mysteriously disappeared.

--

HellPope Huey
Everyone put your left shoe in this bag
or the kid here GETS it

I was brought up in that other service;
but I knew from the first that the Devil
was my natural master and captain and friend.
I saw that he was in the right
and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear.
- George Bernard Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple"

God does not play dice with the universe;
He plays an ineffable game of his own devising,
which might be compared,
from the perspective of any of the other players,
to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker
in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes,
with a dealer who won't tell you the rules
and who smiles all the time.
- Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"