Dear Subgenius Dream Interpretation Chick
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:31:45 -0700
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I dreamed I was teaching a class, the subject of which was "What would
happen if you taught a class by giving everyone in it a handgun and
seeing what kind of a class it ended up being?" So, I gave everyone in
the class a handgun. After a week, only ten out of twenty students ended
up coming to class, and of these three brought their guns to class every
day. These three would sit in the front row with their fedoras low over
their eyes trying to look threatening. The first exam was "What would
the class do if I took their guns away?", so I did, and was just looking
for a safe to lock them in when I awoke to the sound of my wife throwing up.
I guess what I really want to know is, would you sign up for a class
like this if Nenslo was teaching it?
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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:57:26 GMT
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In article <41d58ba9$1@nntp.zianet.com>,
Baldin Pramer wrote:
> I dreamed I was teaching a class, the subject of which was "What would
> happen if you taught a class by giving everyone in it a handgun and
> seeing what kind of a class it ended up being?" So, I gave everyone in
> the class a handgun. After a week, only ten out of twenty students ended
> up coming to class, and of these three brought their guns to class every
> day. These three would sit in the front row with their fedoras low over
> their eyes trying to look threatening. The first exam was "What would
> the class do if I took their guns away?", so I did, and was just looking
> for a safe to lock them in when I awoke to the sound of my wife throwing up.
> > I guess what I really want to know is, would you sign up for a class
> like this if Nenslo was teaching it?
Yes, because I could shoot him in the arse as my thesis. That'd learn
him... somethin', maybe.
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
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