Dick: Stroke
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 09 Dec 2004 06:14:08 GMT
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Dick Clark.
I saw him on the streets of Philadelphia
back when I was a teenage punker. He
gave me a look of distain as I sared in
awe of his glowing orange fake tan.
What a Dick.
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 22:30:54 -0800
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AssCo Assc wrote:
>
> Dick Clark.
>
> I saw him on the streets of Philadelphia
> back when I was a teenage punker. He
> gave me a look of distain as I sared in
> awe of his glowing orange fake tan.
>
> What a Dick.
>
That's a coincidence. I saw James Whitmore on the streets of Denver
even before there was punk rock. I complimented him on his fine work in
the movie "THEM" and he looked chagrined.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:48:27 -0500
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In article <41B7F11D.6CCA63C5@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> AssCo Assc wrote:
> >
> > Dick Clark.
> >
> > I saw him on the streets of Philadelphia
> > back when I was a teenage punker. He
> > gave me a look of distain as I sared in
> > awe of his glowing orange fake tan.
> >
> > What a Dick.
> >
>
> That's a coincidence. I saw James Whitmore on the streets of Denver
> even before there was punk rock. I complimented him on his fine work in
> the movie "THEM" and he looked chagrined.
When I saw Harvey Pekar I decided not to bother him.
Once in Aspen I thought I saw Hunter Thompson at the airport, and was
about to bug him, when I realized that EVERY MAN in that airport ALSO
looked just like Hunter Thompson.
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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 10 Dec 2004 17:09:01 GMT
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<< > AssCo Assc wrote:
> >
> > Dick Clark.
> >
> > I saw him on the streets of Philadelphia
> > back when I was a teenage punker. He
> > gave me a look of distain as I sared in
> > awe of his glowing orange fake tan.
> >
> > What a Dick.
> >
>
> That's a coincidence. I saw James Whitmore on the streets of Denver
> even before there was punk rock. I complimented him on his fine work in
> the movie "THEM" and he looked chagrined.
When I saw Harvey Pekar I decided not to bother him.
Once in Aspen I thought I saw Hunter Thompson at the airport, and was
about to bug him, when I realized that EVERY MAN in that airport ALSO
looked just like Hunter Thompson. >>
Okay, how about this one:
I sat next to a guy that looked liked Michael O'Donoghue at a bus stop and
asked "aren't
you Michael O'Donoghue?"; without looking
up from his newspaper he said "yes" and I
decided not to persue the issue. My bus
arrived before his did.
---
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Dec 2004 23:50:55 GMT
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>Dick Clark.
>
>I saw him on the streets of Philadelphia
>back when I was a teenage punker. He
>gave me a look of distain as I sared in
>awe of his glowing orange fake tan.
>
>What a Dick.
Waaaay back when, after Dick Clark's American Bandstand got popular in Philly
and as it was going national, the local CBS affiliate (back then it was channel
10) tried their hand at thier own show.
They hired a kid named Jerry Blavet!
Jerry WAS THE ORIGANAL ROCK-N-ROLL WILD MAN!
His stage had a ramp, and as he was intro'd he would "dance" down the ramp
hopping on one leg snapping his fingers and screaming into his microphone!
He looked like Mic Jagger, and talked like a speed freak (he probally was)
While Dick Clark was "dignified" did not offend your folks, Jerry was wild and
if your parents caught you watching his show, you'd be grounded for weeks.
And I do remeber Jerry have (gasp!) black kids on his show too!
Yea, and Dick Clark is the one the CON hired. Jerry Blavet probally could have
gone nation wide for CBS , is he bent over and assumed th eposition for the
con!
Dick Clark did not kill Rock-n-roll by himslef, but he help embalm it.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 10 Dec 2004 03:48:21 GMT
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<< Jerry WAS THE ORIGANAL ROCK-N-ROLL WILD MAN! >>
A.k.a. "the geeter with the heater"
(is that spelled right?)
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Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Dec 2004 22:45:40 GMT
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><< Jerry WAS THE ORIGANAL ROCK-N-ROLL WILD MAN! >>
>
>
>A.k.a. "the geeter with the heater"
>
>(is that spelled right?)
>
>---
Close enough. Jerry was on the local PBS Station a few months back. He worked
with tme to create a documetary on the History of Rock-N-Roll in the
Philadelphia area.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 01:37:58 GMT
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<< He worked
with tme to create a documetary on the History of Rock-N-Roll in the
Philadelphia area.
>>
Really? Any mention of the old Hot Club?
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Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 16:50:01 GMT
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>Really? Any mention of the old Hot Club?
I did not have a chnace to see the show.
But, knowing the local PBS station, they will gladly sell you caopy, OOOORRRRR,
give you one FREE with a $100 Donation!
The Station WHYY (but you probally knew that already) and can be link via
www.PBS.org.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague