Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:02:29 -0700
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phy wrote:
>
> The dear sweet wife has wrapped up a gift bow
> inside a gift box that is all wrapped up pretty
> with a gift bow stuck to the top of it. Now that
> is dirty.
>
How about a xerox copy of a picture of George Bush
in a cheap frame?
$10 worth of lottery tickets. After their draw date.
A newspaper packed in crumpled newspaper.
A tin full of used coffee grounds.
Several new condoms stapled to an Xmas card.
A box of chocolate cherries with the cherries sucked
out of each chocolate.
A hand-stapled book of coupons from the Sunday paper.
Three 1 pint twist-tie baggies with a cup of sand in
each one, along with a piece of paper that says:
"How to Juggle"
Step 1: Throw objects into the air at the same time.
Step 2: Keep them up in the air without catching them
or letting them hit the ground.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet