Dos and don'ts of siwimming in shark-infested waters
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 02:15:02 -0800
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Do:
#1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
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"Zapanaz" > Do:
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> #1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
oh
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 12:28:00 -0800
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On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:44:56 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:
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>"Zapanaz" > Do:
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>> #1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
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>oh
>
I guess it was funnier the way Lenny Bruce said it
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 06:37:47 -0500
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On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 02:15:02 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> Do:
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> #1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 08:51:42 -0700
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Artemia Salina wrote:
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> On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 02:15:02 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
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> > Do:
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> > #1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
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> Don't:
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> #1: Act like a side of beef.
>
Don't:
#2 Casually be snacking on a raw and bloody side of
beef yourself. Hey, it's an 'Atkins' thing.
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Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:00:32 +1100
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On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 06:37:47 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 02:15:02 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
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>> Do:
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>> #1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
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>Don't:
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>#1: Act like a side of beef.
Surfers from Margaret River Western Australia (which has a few white
pointer sharks), say for an extra thrill, strap a side of lamb to your
back whilst surfing.
I used to go skin diving for abalone around the southern coast of Oz
where the biggies live. (Speilberg's Jaws had some stock footage from
around these areas). In the back of your mind you're always thinking,
"If I see something large, get out in a hurry." One day I did and
almost ran on top of the water getting out. No need to worry...... it
was just a bloody dolphin. But as the mythos goes where theres
dolphins and seal there are Noahs (Ryming Aussie.... slang Noah's Ark=
Shark geddit?)
One or two people get taken by sharks downunder every year. Then some
asshole filmaker/adventurer comes along with a heap of cattle guts to
lure out the "killer shark" attracting about 50 more the the locale.
Usually the relatives of shark attack victims want to leave the shark
alone, surfing and divers families sort of understand that you're in
their space, sometimes your number comes up.
Compared to the one or two shark deaths downunder, something like 200
die from bee stings so go figure. For me sharks are no big deal, just
be wary. Much like the thought of a bear scares shit out of me but
fellow subgenii stateside consider them something to be respectfully
wary of.
Fr J B
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 06:06:49 GMT
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3 words: No alfredo sauce.
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Correspondent:: teuy13002@sneakemail.com
Date: 28 Dec 2004 06:17:09 -0800
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> Surfers from Margaret River Western Australia (which has a few
> white pointer sharks), say for an extra thrill, strap a side of lamb
> to your back whilst surfing.
I take it the American version would be to strap a sex doll on your
back while surfing?
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 26 Dec 2004 22:35:18 GMT
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>Do:
>
>#1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
Don't:
#1: Don't swim after dipping in yourself in Teryaki Sauce.
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Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 11:21:04 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
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> >Do:
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> >#1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
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> Don't:
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> #1: Don't swim after dipping in yourself in Teryaki Sauce.
>
DO:
#3: Exude a nasty pstench.
DONT:
#7: Don't float on top of the water, like tasty otters do (esp. on a
stick - dead giveaway).
#8: Don't float a bowl of dipping sauce next to you.
#9: Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. ad infinitum.
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Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 29 Dec 2004 22:34:08 GMT
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I thought alt.slack was shark infested waters.
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:17:16 GMT
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kdetal wrote:
>I thought alt.slack was shark infested waters.
It's invested with pingwims!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 02:54:02 GMT
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In article <20041229173408.06709.00002245@mb-m15.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> I thought alt.slack was shark infested waters.
No, its cranky squids and bottom-feeders, but its only normal to think
"shark" when you're in the water and something nips you on your sitter.
Its not always just Pneumo-Neigh prodding your back door with his pointy
Argentinian sex-snorkle.
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Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 05:16:40 -0500
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ArWeGod wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
> news:20041226173518.06040.00001617@mb-m19.aol.com...
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>>>Do:
>>>
>>>#1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
>>
>>Don't:
>>
>>#1: Don't swim after dipping in yourself in Teryaki Sauce.
>>
>
>
> DO:
> #3: Exude a nasty pstench.
>
> DONT:
>
> #7: Don't float on top of the water, like tasty otters do (esp. on a
> stick - dead giveaway).
>
> #8: Don't float a bowl of dipping sauce next to you.
>
> #9: Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. ad infinitum.
>
Turn me on, deadman.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 02:49:48 -0800
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 05:16:40 -0500, Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
wrote:
>ArWeGod wrote:
>> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
>> news:20041226173518.06040.00001617@mb-m19.aol.com...
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>>>>Do:
>>>>
>>>>#1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
>>>
>>>Don't:
>>>
>>>#1: Don't swim after dipping in yourself in Teryaki Sauce.
>>>
>>
>>
>> DO:
>> #3: Exude a nasty pstench.
>>
>> DONT:
>>
>> #7: Don't float on top of the water, like tasty otters do (esp. on a
>> stick - dead giveaway).
>>
>> #8: Don't float a bowl of dipping sauce next to you.
>>
>> #9: Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. ad infinitum.
>>
>
>Turn me on, deadman.
#11: don't whistle and go "HERE SHARKY SHARKY SHARKY, HERE BOY!"
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Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:00:54 GMT
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"Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant" wrote in
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> ArWeGod wrote:
> > "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
> > news:20041226173518.06040.00001617@mb-m19.aol.com...
> >
> >>>Do:
> >>>
> >>>#1: Get out of the water as soon as possible
> >>
> >>Don't:
> >>
> >>#1: Don't swim after dipping in yourself in Teryaki Sauce.
> >>
> >
> >
> > DO:
> > #3: Exude a nasty pstench.
> >
> > DONT:
> >
> > #7: Don't float on top of the water, like tasty otters do (esp. on a
> > stick - dead giveaway).
> >
> > #8: Don't float a bowl of dipping sauce next to you.
> >
> > #9: Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. ad
infinitum.
> >
>
> Turn me on, deadman.