Dr. Dino
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:31:21 -0800
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http://www.drdino.com
Normally, preachin is the next to last thing Mrs. N will watch on TV
(wrestling is what you are wondering) but we sat and watched this guy
together for half an hour. Instead of all that jesus and sin crap he
just shoots out one ill-attributed Lake Monster story after another, and
shows the covers of the books they are from depicting dozens of nearly
identical long necked water lizards named Bessie, Chessie, Dessie,
Fessie, Gessie, Hessie, Jessie, Kessie, Lessie, Messie, Pessie, Quessie,
Ressie, Sessie, Tessie, Vessie, Wessie, Xessie, Yessie, and Zessie. His
twin premises seem to be :
Lake Monsters exist.
Scientists say they don't.
They are wrong about Lake Monsters so they are wrong about Evolution
(a.k.a. Proto-Hitlerism and the precursor to Communist Global Oppression Atrocities).
And
It is absurd to think Lake Monsters survived for millions of years.
Therefore the earth is not millions of years old.
I especially liked the story of the fisherman who caught a baby lake
monster and kept it in a bucket over night and it was a scratchin at the
side of that bucket all night long and in the morning he let it go
without showing it to anybody and here's a picture he drew of it. I
almost expected him to say and here's the bucket.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:17:22 GMT
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In article <41C663A7.EC83D03B@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I especially liked the story of the fisherman who caught a baby lake
> monster and kept it in a bucket over night and it was a scratchin at the
> side of that bucket all night long and in the morning he let it go
> without showing it to anybody and here's a picture he drew of it. I
> almost expected him to say and here's the bucket.
Its not Nessie, its just one of Philo's escaped gonorrheal worms.
Despite the rangers' warnings, people kept feeding it and look what
happened. I have a necklace made of its teeth, wanna see a jpg?
--
HellPope Huey
I am the Flaming Fudge Bag
on the Doorstep of Complacency.
"You've been more than a friend.
Even heroes can have heroes.
I've looked up to you for so long.
I'm sorry I didn't say so earlier.
There's so much I want to tell you...
not about...being heroes. But about being men.
About knowing that what we did
was always better than than what we are.
That was our gift. Our art."
- "Earth X"
"May I remind you,
we are not all creatures of the night?"
- "The Batman"
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:27:52 GMT
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In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
:: I especially liked the story of the fisherman who caught a baby lake
:: monster and kept it in a bucket over night and it was a scratchin at the
:: side of that bucket all night long and in the morning he let it go
:: without showing it to anybody and here's a picture he drew of it. I
:: almost expected him to say and here's the bucket.
mmm. kentucky fried lake monster.