Funding Misinformation
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 02:29:19 GMT
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US taxpayers have ben funding expensive "abstinence
programs" that manage to misconstrue the simple message
"if you don't fuck you won't have kids" as well as omit the
more effective message "if you fuck, use a rubber and don't
catch a disease."
MISinformation and disinformation dispensed in such programs
includes the following gems, "HIV can be contracted through
sweat and tears, touching genitals can result in pregnancy,
and that a 43-day-old foetus is a thinking person. . . abortion
can lead to sterility and suicide, half the gay male teenagers in
the US have tested positive for HIV, and condoms fail to prevent
transmission of HIV in 31% of incidences of heterosexual
intercourse" (Guardian UK).
"
Mr Waxman also criticised some programmes for reinforcing sexist
stereotypes to children. . . . [the] Wait Training [program], says:
"Just as a woman needs to feel a man's devotion to her, a man
has a primary need to feel a woman's admiration. To admire a
man is to regard him with wonder, delight, and approval. A man
feels admired when his unique characteristics and talents happily
amaze her."
At least some of the money has been well spent.
$170m arrtibuted to such programs.
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 10:50:30 GMT
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"if you don't fuck you won't have kids"
I thought Jesus was proof that isnt neccasaraily so
"AssCo Assc" wrote in message
news:20041202212919.06291.00000889@mb-m26.aol.com...
> US taxpayers have ben funding expensive "abstinence
> programs" that manage to misconstrue the simple message
> "if you don't fuck you won't have kids" as well as omit the
> more effective message "if you fuck, use a rubber and don't
> catch a disease."
>
> MISinformation and disinformation dispensed in such programs
> includes the following gems, "HIV can be contracted through
> sweat and tears, touching genitals can result in pregnancy,
> and that a 43-day-old foetus is a thinking person. . . abortion
> can lead to sterility and suicide, half the gay male teenagers in
> the US have tested positive for HIV, and condoms fail to prevent
> transmission of HIV in 31% of incidences of heterosexual
> intercourse" (Guardian UK).
>
> "
> Mr Waxman also criticised some programmes for reinforcing sexist
> stereotypes to children. . . . [the] Wait Training [program], says:
> "Just as a woman needs to feel a man's devotion to her, a man
> has a primary need to feel a woman's admiration. To admire a
> man is to regard him with wonder, delight, and approval. A man
> feels admired when his unique characteristics and talents happily
> amaze her."
>
> At least some of the money has been well spent.
>
>
> $170m arrtibuted to such programs.
> Frozen in the throat
> It petrifies the tongue,
> Turns mouth into a moat
> Shoots arrows through the lung,
> Then it contorts intestines -
> Guttural rending pain -
> Cramps muscles up, and next it
> Sclerotifies the brain
> -- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 13:04:54 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:WxXrd.57166$K7.29683@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> "if you don't fuck you won't have kids"
>
> I thought Jesus was proof that isnt neccasaraily so
>
Just doesn't happen that frequently.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: kthulhu23@aol.com (Kthulhu23)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 16:22:23 GMT
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<< I thought Jesus was proof
that isnt neccasaraily so... >>
Sounds like you might be qualified
to be a certified "Wait Trainer"
with this logic.