Get some new material god damit!
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 15:02:13 -0800
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You know who you are....
pb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 23:39:46 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
>You know who you are....
>
>pb
OK--
So, this dyslexic Duck walks into a bra...
ba-da-boom!
But seriously folks,
a duck walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers... like a telephone...
on his wing and talking into it. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very
tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here. The duck says, "You
don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my wing because I was
tired of carrying the cellular." The bartender says "Prove it." The duck dials up a
number and places his wing near the bartender. The bartender talks into the wing
and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible", says the bartender... "I would
never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the duck, "I can keep in touch with my broker,
my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender directs
him to the men's room. The duck goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't
return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's
room. There is the duck spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and
he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt. "Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they
rob you? Are you hurt?" The duck turns and says: "No, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 18:43:39 -0500
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OK. Enough of my bowels.
I have announced my availability as Department of Home Security chief.
Operators are standing by.
[*]
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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 12 Dec 2004 00:56:36 GMT
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Sharkskin leatherette?
Mohair velour?
Chartreuse chenille?
Crushed chiffon?
Polish linen?
Crotched lace?
Velveteen?
Waterproof vinyl?
Tafetta silk?
Animal print Organza?
Faux fur velboa?
Floral leaf brocade?
Stitched sequins?
Liquid lame'?
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Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 12 Dec 2004 17:51:30 GMT
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>You know who you are....
>
>pb
>
I can steal material form others on this post and call it new.
Works for TV Shows.
Lets see.....
Who's punch line should I steal?
I Know!
SHUT UP!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 02:33:22 GMT
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In article <20041212125130.23235.00002023@mb-m03.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >You know who you are....
> >> >pb
> >>
> I can steal material form others on this post and call it new.
> > Works for TV Shows.
> > Lets see.....
> > Who's punch line should I steal?
> > I Know!
> SHUT UP!
That reminds me of the old Statler brothers LP I had whose last cut on
side 2 would skip, very neatly, on the phrase "Debbie Boone, Debbie
Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie
Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone...."
Boy, talk about sending you into a delta state after about 4 or 5
minutes.... FUCK Debbie Boone.
--
HellPope Huey
Why is it so hot in here?...
Oh yeah. That stuff I did.
"Religion is kinda like nuclear power:
you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
- Jon Stewart
"We get a something-falling from-the-sky memo every week.
We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 01:10:41 -0800
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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:
> In article <20041212125130.23235.00002023@mb-m03.aol.com>,
> mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
>
> > >You know who you are....
> > >> >pb
> > >>
> > I can steal material form others on this post and call it new.
> > > Works for TV Shows.
> > > Lets see.....
> > > Who's punch line should I steal?
> > > I Know!
> > SHUT UP!
>
> That reminds me of the old Statler brothers LP I had whose last cut on
> side 2 would skip, very neatly, on the phrase "Debbie Boone, Debbie
> Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie
> Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone...."
>
> Boy, talk about sending you into a delta state after about 4 or 5
> minutes.... FUCK Debbie Boone.
A true Delta DJ would look at that and hear music:
Debbie BOONE, Debbie BOOOOOOOOONE.........
a-chuka chuka
Debbie BOONE, Debbie BOOOOOOOOONE.........
~vip~vip~vip~vip~vip~
Debbie BOONE, Debbie BOOOOOOOOONE.........
a-chuka chuka
Debbie BOONE, Debbie BOOOOOOOOONE.........
~vip~vip~vip~vip~vip~
Repeat
pb
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 13 Dec 2004 14:57:34 GMT
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<< > That reminds me of the old Statler brothers LP I had whose last cut on
> side 2 would skip, very neatly, on the phrase "Debbie Boone, Debbie
> Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie
> Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone...." >>
At least it didn't skip on "Satan is Real". . .
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 17:26:04 GMT
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In article <20041213095734.06204.00001138@mb-m21.aol.com>,
asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc) wrote:
> << > That reminds me of the old Statler brothers LP I had whose last cut on
> > side 2 would skip, very neatly, on the phrase "Debbie Boone, Debbie
> > Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie
> > Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone...." >>
>
> At least it didn't skip on "Satan is Real". . .
Satan is a really messy dinner companion, same as Hitler. He's a
one-man food fight. All that bluster and still he drinks from the gravy
boat. No wonder God kicked him out.
--
HellPope Huey
I get back at Satan
by not using fabric softener on his towels
We are not necessarily doubting that God
will do the best for us;
we are wondering how painful
the best will turn out to be.
- C. S. Lewis
"If I don't get my tantric sex
on oxycontin, I just can't go on!"
- Jon Stewart
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 17:38:54 GMT
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>In article <20041213095734.06204.00001138@mb-m21.aol.com>,
> asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc) wrote:
>
>> << > That reminds me of the old Statler brothers LP I had whose last cut on
>> > side 2 would skip, very neatly, on the phrase "Debbie Boone, Debbie
>> > Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie
>> > Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone, Debbie Boone...." >>
>>
>> At least it didn't skip on "Satan is Real". . .
>
> Satan is a really messy dinner companion, same as Hitler. He's a
>one-man food fight. All that bluster and still he drinks from the gravy
>boat. No wonder God kicked him out.
>
I think that the reason that He kicked Satan out was for
drinking Scotch out of a tea cup with his pinky stickinging out.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 13 Dec 2004 22:51:08 GMT
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> I think that the reason that He kicked Satan out was for
>drinking Scotch out of a tea cup with his pinky stickinging out.
>
>
"Were's your 'Emily Post?'"
The Three Stooges
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague