Getting Better
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 20:12:42 -0500
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Finally beginning to feel half Yeti. So I'm checking what's on the boob
tube here.
Hey, here's a movie I haven't seen!
To Be Announced
Damn, not even an IMDB entry.
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PS, I've settled on a PBS special about Dean Martin!
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 07 Dec 2004 02:04:27 GMT
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<< PS, I've settled on a PBS special about Dean Martin! >>
Praise Deano.
"You know your not too drunk when
you can still hold on the floor with both hands."
"My mother-in-law is 74 years-old and she doesn't
even need glasses -- she drinks right out of the
bottle."
"Last night I was standing at the bar and I says
to the bartender, 'do you know how to make a fruit
cordial?' and he says 'just be nice to him.'"
"I don't drink anymore. I freeze it now
and eat it like a popcicle."
"I finally found a perfect girl,
I could not ask for more:
she's deaf & dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store."
(singing)
"You made me love you --
you woke me up to do it. . ."
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:27:18 -0500
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:04:27 +0000, AssCo Assc wrote:
> << PS, I've settled on a PBS special about Dean Martin! >>
>
> Praise Deano.
>
> "You know your not too drunk when
> you can still hold on the floor with both hands."
>
> "My mother-in-law is 74 years-old and she doesn't
> even need glasses -- she drinks right out of the
> bottle."
>
> "Last night I was standing at the bar and I says
> to the bartender, 'do you know how to make a fruit
> cordial?' and he says 'just be nice to him.'"
>
> "I don't drink anymore. I freeze it now
> and eat it like a popcicle."
>
> "I finally found a perfect girl,
> I could not ask for more:
> she's deaf & dumb and oversexed
> and owns a liquor store."
>
> (singing)
> "You made me love you --
> you woke me up to do it. . ."
head while clapping with elbows tucked into ribs,
like Sammy Davis Jr.>
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 19:16:52 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> Finally beginning to feel half Yeti.
I bet it was the gallon of Burgundy and
the 40 of Schlitz.
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