Holiday Thought
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 08:15:01 -0700
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"Every time you bust a fart,
a devil gets a beer."
--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:49:38 GMT
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In article <41C2F7F5.6BB1@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> "Every time you bust a fart,
> a devil gets a beer."
"Every time Nenslo gets your goat, a junior demon gets his leather
wings."
--
HellPope Huey
I feel like an iguana lizard
being mailed cross-country
in a cardboard box
Electricity is actually made up
of extremely tiny particles called electrons,
that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
I never minded bowing,
as that is a show of mutual respect,
but BENDING OVER
just exposes your neck to their axes.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:37:12 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
> > "Every time you bust a fart,
> > a devil gets a beer."
>
> "Every time Nenslo gets your goat, a junior
> demon gets his leather wings."
>
What do the demons have to do to get the Jehovah's
Witnesses to visit Nenslo?
--
It all boils down to winners and losers.
The winners get what they want and the
losers get the boils.
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:46:33 GMT
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In article <41C31948.5703@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> >
> > > "Every time you bust a fart,
> > > a devil gets a beer."
> >
> > "Every time Nenslo gets your goat, a junior
> > demon gets his leather wings."
> >
> What do the demons have to do to get the Jehovah's
> Witnesses to visit Nenslo?
Nothing. They'll be there sooner or later, regardless. However, YOU can
act as the demon by posing as Nenslo, giving them his address and saying
you are in need of spiritual healing. That will surely brighten up his
day. They have about as much chance of converting him as you do of
seeing him in LAX in a saffron robe, trying to get alms for Krishna.
They'll be lucky to escape with just 2nd-degree burns. Maybe he will
even convert 2 or 3 of them to Dobbs. Oh, its a BAD world, an EVIL world
and we're LAUGHING at it. Ho ho tripe!
--
HellPope Huey
I feel like an iguana lizard
being mailed cross-country
in a cardboard box
Electricity is actually made up
of extremely tiny particles called electrons,
that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
I never minded bowing,
as that is a show of mutual respect,
but BENDING OVER
just exposes your neck to their axes.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:52:37 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> In article <41C31948.5703@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Every time you bust a fart,
> > > > a devil gets a beer."
> > >
> > > "Every time Nenslo gets your goat, a junior
> > > demon gets his leather wings."
> > >
> > What do the demons have to do to get the Jehovah's
> > Witnesses to visit Nenslo?
>
> Nothing. They'll be there sooner or later, regardless.
> However, YOU can act as the demon by posing as Nenslo,
> giving them his address and saying you are in need of
> spiritual healing.
I think it'll be funner if I tell the Scienos that he is
planning a massive lawsuit against them that will bust
up their entire organization.
--
"We've pretty much just been patrolling
and flying helicopters all over the place,
and when we see something bad, we blow it up."
-- Maj. David Holahan, US Marines
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Dec 2004 02:43:27 GMT
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>"Every time you bust a fart,
> a devil gets a beer."
>
Every time nu-monet posts, someone shoos a cute puppy.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 05:42:29 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> >"Every time you bust a fart,
> > a devil gets a beer."
> >
>
> Every time nu-monet posts, someone shoos a cute puppy.
>
Git along, little doggie.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)