Homosexuality and Religion
Correspondent:: djcameron60616@yahoo.com (delfuego)
Date: 30 Nov 2004 19:38:15 -0800
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Yay, you have often prayed and preyed about this topic, and here is
the cut and dried answer for all of ye:
NO ONE MIGHT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY IF RELIGION DID OR DID
NOT EXIST.
Clear enough? Maybe not. People whine about religion cutting off
their sack to be proud about their orientation. Fine. Be proud about
yourself, be yourself. But, this does not mean everyoine will
disagree with you or want to argue about it.
SO BE STILL ALREADY ABOUT IT. BE YOURSELF AND PROUD IF NECESSARY.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:11:33 -0700
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delfuego wrote:
>
> NO ONE MIGHT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY
> IF RELIGION DID OR DID NOT EXIST.
>
> Clear enough?
Well, there is one other problem.
As an analogy, say you are a hunter, hunting a
deer. You have put a lot of time, effort and
energy into hunting that deer. But just when
you have spotted it, and think you are going to
bag it, suddenly, the deer takes its head off
and reveals itself instead to be a PETA activist.
The PETA activist then waves a bunch of anti-
hunting pamphlets in front of you, which you
have no interest in, as you are a hunter, and
you like to hunt.
Now that was an analogy for a straight person
who wants to have sex with another straight
person. They invest lots of time, effort and
energy to attract a straight person to have sex
with, and they DO NOT want to have sex with a
homosexual person who just *acts* like the kind
of person they want to have sex with.
They may be the nicest homosexual in the world,
but they are interfering with you. And just
like the PETA activist is to the hunter, they
have cost you precious time in your hunt.
Now, if homosexuals actually *did* have
"gay-dar", and restricted their pursuits to
those who were also interested, there would be
much less friction with heteros. Granted, there
are many heteros who just plain don't want any
competition, being under the mistaken notion
that whoever they pursue is straight until they
are lured away by a homosexual, or some crap
like that.
Plus it is a major ego blow for someone, such as
a spouse, who previously believed their spouse to
be straight, but who discovers that they are
really gay.
The bottom line is I think that religion less
causes homophobia, than justifies it to those who
are prone to it already.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 15:18:00 -0800
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delfuego wrote:
>
> Yay, you have often prayed and preyed about this topic, and here is
> the cut and dried answer for all of ye:
>
> NO ONE MIGHT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY IF RELIGION DID OR DID
> NOT EXIST.
>
> Clear enough? Maybe not. People whine about religion cutting off
> their sack to be proud about their orientation. Fine. Be proud about
> yourself, be yourself. But, this does not mean everyoine will
> disagree with you or want to argue about it.
>
> SO BE STILL ALREADY ABOUT IT. BE YOURSELF AND PROUD IF NECESSARY.
Homosexuality IS my religion.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 23:48:40 GMT
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In article <41AE5128.CB246AD9@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> delfuego wrote:
> >
> > Yay, you have often prayed and preyed about this topic, and here is
> > the cut and dried answer for all of ye:
> >
> > NO ONE MIGHT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY IF RELIGION DID OR DID
> > NOT EXIST.
> >
> > Clear enough? Maybe not. People whine about religion cutting off
> > their sack to be proud about their orientation. Fine. Be proud about
> > yourself, be yourself. But, this does not mean everyoine will
> > disagree with you or want to argue about it.
> >
> > SO BE STILL ALREADY ABOUT IT. BE YOURSELF AND PROUD IF NECESSARY.
>
> Homosexuality IS my religion.
I shudder to think of what you would consider a sacrement.
--
HellPope Huey
Anyone who claims to be a nihilist before they're
about 30 should be force-fed Uncle "Bob's"
Old-Fashioned Arthritis Remedy & Snake Bite Curative
until they think Smurfette is at their feet, begging
for a chance to give them oral pleasure.
"... I am not afraid of priests.
They have tried upon me all their various
batteries of pious whining, hypocritical canting,
lying and slandering."
- Thomas Jefferson
"Evil does NOT wear a BONNET!"
- "Cats & Dogs"
http://www.roadragecards.com/
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Dec 2004 14:05:30 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
B2081B.17481501122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <41AE5128.CB246AD9@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>> delfuego wrote:
>> >
>> > Yay, you have often prayed and preyed about this topic, and here is
>> > the cut and dried answer for all of ye:
>> >
>> > NO ONE MIGHT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY IF RELIGION DID OR DID
>> > NOT EXIST.
>> >
>> > Clear enough? Maybe not. People whine about religion cutting off
>> > their sack to be proud about their orientation. Fine. Be proud about
>> > yourself, be yourself. But, this does not mean everyoine will
>> > disagree with you or want to argue about it.
>> >
>> > SO BE STILL ALREADY ABOUT IT. BE YOURSELF AND PROUD IF NECESSARY.
>>
>> Homosexuality IS my religion.
>
> I shudder to think of what you would consider a sacrement.
>
An altar boy?
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 17:06:58 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> B2081B.17481501122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> > In article <41AE5128.CB246AD9@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > wrote:
> >> Homosexuality IS my religion.
> >
> > I shudder to think of what you would consider a sacrement.
> >
> An altar boy?
Too easy! Besides, its highly improbable. Everyone knows that when
Nenslo passes a Catholic church, the baptismal fonts boil. Father
Grabassica ain't gettin' no part of THAT leathery booty, nuh uh.
--
HellPope Huey
Bursting with love, but way short on towels
Never refuse any advance of friendship,
for if nine out of ten bring you nothing,
one alone may repay you.
- Madame de Tencin
I could care less about exotic, erotic egg enemas
and high-heeled, see-thru Hello Kitty suits.
- Rev. Gary G'Broagfran
Correspondent:: hexanthic@techemail.com (Den Mu)
Date: 2 Dec 2004 14:01:47 -0800
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I didn't know Nenslo was gay.
Hey Bob what do you like better
acid house or breakbeat?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 16:30:17 -0700
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Den Mu wrote:
>
> I didn't know Nenslo was gay.
>
Now that you know, he's gonna hafta cornhole you.
--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"
Correspondent:: kthulhu23@aol.com (Kthulhu23)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 01:14:24 GMT
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<< Now that you know, he's gonna hafta cornhole you. >>
Nenslo may be "gay" but he still has STANDARDS:
cornholio will have BLOW Nenslo FIRST to
get Nenslo in the MOOD for a cornhole.
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 23:54:06 -0500
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On 12/2/04 5:01 PM, in article
426f26af.0412021401.6053f571@posting.google.com, "Den Mu"
wrote:
> I didn't know Nenslo was gay.
>
>
>
>
> Hey Bob what do you like better
>
> acid house or breakbeat?
Acid House.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: "Ad Absurdum"
Date: 6 Dec 2004 23:45:31 -0800
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Psychic TV's tour got cancelled a few weeks ago after Balance lost his
balance.
Correspondent:: kthulhu23@aol.com (Kthulhu23)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 01:07:42 GMT
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<>
Chips Ahoy (teabagged).
That slightly moist washrag over there.
Cakes of Spooge(tm), o.t.o., inc.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 04 Dec 2004 02:31:26 GMT
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> <>
>
>Chips Ahoy (teabagged).
>
>That slightly moist washrag over there.
>
>Cakes of Spooge(tm), o.t.o., inc.
>
I found and old Q-tip behind my toliet while cleaning the bathroom. I think I
saw either the Virgin "Jane McBride Dobbs(TM)" of maybe some old moldy ear wax.
Either way, that sacrement for me!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague