Huey & John Trubee Fight Satan, But Get Jackchit
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 00:40:10 GMT
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Trubee: >>>>After listening to Dr. Laura I've been wondering if Satan
will be destroyed in our lifetime. Will he?
Huee: Not with the bucks from all those PACs behind him. Besides, a lot
of people back Satan daily because the fix is in like a badly-worded
ballot: "Do you wanna approve the right of some pampered scumbag to vote
against a recall vote that would take off the books the Baby-Eating
Requirement of 1991?" Lots of people do a Right Thing in the name of the
wrong direction. Besides, I hear the new management isn't exactly a
pushover, either; Satan may be more FUN and that would bite cat wang.
Have another slice of fresh baby, Smedley.
Trubee: >>>> If everyone was perfectly obedient and followed all the
rules and never did anything wrong, then what would happen to
Dr. Laura and all other rulemongers? Would they dry up and
disappear because their job was done or would they invent
more new devils in order to justify their agendas and existence?
Would all policemen commit suicide if their were no more
robbers and drug dealers to chase?
Wouldn't it be funny and fun to get the entire human race to
be perfectly obedient and submissive just to render the
rulemongers and tyrants obsolete? If we'd all mesh like mechanical
clockwork then we wouldn't need bullies to cram rules down our
throats anymore. What would the tyrannical bastards do then?
Maybe go crazy and pop aneurysms in apoplectic tantrums and die?
Huee: Oh, they'd find SOME way to torment SOMEone, since an awful lot of
this sort of crap is about externalizing personal frustrations, really.
Suddenly, the Fairy-Dust Thinkers push the notion that we ALL have so
much golden *POTENTIAL* (yeah, right), when the truth is that some have
it, some don't and most that have ANYTHING have it in a few specific
areas, but are not at all superhuman otherwise. I'm glad I have a couple
of enjoyable talents, but it sure makes the Lames harder to bear. How
they guess me am Bizarro #24? Eh, they just looked at me, dead giveaway.
Besides, your postulate assumes we could BE that placid. I say fuck no,
man. It also assumes a retention of those same aggressive manias when
the entire substructure has theoretically changed, which is an error in
goddamned hippie logic and fuck you.
Trubee: >>>>I'm fascinated with rules and power and control and dominance
because human relationships seem, beneath it all, eternal
struggles for power and control--evading control and domination
by others while dominating and controlling others for one's own
benefit. It is exhaustingly tiresome to observe human beings when
you see them in this light. They then seem so predictable and
tedious.
Huee: Yeah, THEY SUCK. Everything would be swell, if only the others
would wise up and learn to think like we do.
Trubee: >>>>The human race is a hierarchical pyramid not unlike the
hierarchical
domination found in other animal species.
The obsessive domination and control of some human beings by
other human beings is terribly tiresome to watch when all I want
to do is accomplish my goals, most of which have little to do with
other human beings.
So how can we solve this problem, hah?
Huee: Kill those "other" human beings as soon as it becomes clear that
they are a Them instead of at least a potential Us. Whether or not WE
would survive such a sociological putsch is problematical. Depends on
who gets the most guns first. That's why we're Food: we are interested
in what we're doing instead of who is gripping some imaginary
dominance-rudder that has jack to do with MY SYNTH PLAYING. If you
aren't focused on eating, you get eaten, one way or another.
Trubee: >>>> Positing idiotic statements such as the above--although I
do believe what I say--and awaiting colorful responses from people is my
form of amusement.
Huee: Beats snorting China White and making obscene phone calls at
random.
Trubee: >>>> TV & movies generally suck. Ha ha ha.
Huee: And your point is...?
Trubee: >>>> I dare you to bite the bait.
Huee: Not until next week. I bit the wax tadpole Sunday and need time to
floss before I bite the next thing on the list. Plaque is bad, you know,
unless its clogging up the arteries of some GODDAMNED OXYGEN-WASTING
DICKBRAIN INSURANCE SALESMAN WHO IS A HIGH-GRADE THUG ANYWAY AND GODDAMN
THEM ALL AND CRUSH THEIR PETS. Happy holidays, you batter-dipped
misogynist! Ah, I got a million of 'em... and boy, do they itch.
--
HellPope Huey
I feel like an iguana lizard
being mailed cross-country
in a cardboard box
Electricity is actually made up
of extremely tiny particles called electrons,
that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
I never minded bowing,
as that is a show of mutual respect,
but BENDING OVER
just exposes your neck to their axes.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Ay Eye
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:55:59 GMT
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> Trubee: >>>>I'm fascinated with rules and power and control and dominance
> because human relationships seem, beneath it all, eternal
> struggles for power and control--evading control and domination
> by others while dominating and controlling others for one's own
> benefit. It is exhaustingly tiresome to observe human beings when
> you see them in this light. They then seem so predictable and
> tedious.
Given that you've shown that you know what, as a human being, your
life's work is, why don't you stop spewing and GET TO WORK???
Ay Eye wo-rl-ey@th-ew-or-ld.c-m
--
Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate left the National Rugby League judiciary
red-faced and distraught this morning after being found guilty of sticking
his fingers up opponents' anuses.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 03:17:02 GMT
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In article <87oegr9vhe.fsf@netnews.comcast.net>,
Ay Eye wrote:
> > Trubee: >>>>I'm fascinated with rules and power and control and dominance
> > because human relationships seem, beneath it all, eternal
> > struggles for power and control--evading control and domination
> > by others while dominating and controlling others for one's own
> > benefit. It is exhaustingly tiresome to observe human beings when
> > you see them in this light. They then seem so predictable and
> > tedious.
>
> Given that you've shown that you know what, as a human being, your
> life's work is, why don't you stop spewing and GET TO WORK???
He would, but his bile is backed up to Beijing and back from years of
being John Trubee and his balls are twisted around the horns of a
dilemma. However, his artwork is his own, so don't give your credit card
number to the Horned One in a bid to buy one of those new XXX Baby
Cram-Ass dolls or you'll get a sulphur enema. What the hell...?
--
HellPope Huey
I pissed right into the bottled city of Kandor
Hey, even Kryptonian flowers need nitrogen.
"Its disheartening to know that you live
in a country that's just teeming
with semi-literate, mediocre psychos."
- Henry Rollins
"Sometimes its like you're two different people."
"Well, that's three less than I used to be."
- "Stark Raving Mad"