Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:56:35 +0000
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I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
that you?"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 15:04:26 -0800
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:56:35 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
>
>I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
>that you?"
I AM NOT SPOCK. And I am no Jack Kennedy, dammit.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:35:28 -0500
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In article <8rd9s0hc1v5sn7gdiqv3p02290l4iur38l@4ax.com>, Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:56:35 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
>
> >
> >I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> >that you?"
>
> I AM NOT SPOCK. And I am no Jack Kennedy, dammit.
I AM NOT A PIPE.
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Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 19:42:10 -0600
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:181220042035282866%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <8rd9s0hc1v5sn7gdiqv3p02290l4iur38l@4ax.com>, Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:56:35 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> > >that you?"
> >
> > I AM NOT SPOCK. And I am no Jack Kennedy, dammit.
>
> I AM NOT A PIPE.
>
I AM NOT TH E TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
Paul
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:36:11 -0600
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:35:28 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article <8rd9s0hc1v5sn7gdiqv3p02290l4iur38l@4ax.com>, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:56:35 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
>> >that you?"
>>
>> I AM NOT SPOCK. And I am no Jack Kennedy, dammit.
>
>I AM NOT A PIPE.
What? Blow, don't suck?
*scratching head*
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR" Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 13:11:11 GMT
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I AM NOT A MONTY I'M A FREE MAN !
In article , IMBJR
wrote:
> I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> that you?"
>
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:02:50 -0500
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In article , IMBJR
wrote:
> I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> that you?"
>
In the U.S., whenever a lamebrain wants to mimic a preacher, they
automatically slide into a shitty fake Southern accent, as if all
preachers are Southerners. I suppose what they're really doing is
imitating comedians that they've heard imitate Rev. Billy Graham. Is it
possible that in England, anyone meaning to mimic a preacher slides
into a shitty fake SCOTTISH accent? If that's the case, it would
explain why your wife thought the recording of Phil preaching was
really you in real life, pretending to preach.
Just a possibility.
So far, I have never been mistaken for Pope Phil.
But that time you thought you heard Pope Black preaching, with his
shitty REAL Southern accent, THAT was really Rev. ErRoR.
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Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 16:58:11 +0000
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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:02:50 -0500, in reply to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
:
>In article , IMBJR
> wrote:
>
>> I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
>> that you?"
>>
>
>In the U.S., whenever a lamebrain wants to mimic a preacher, they
>automatically slide into a shitty fake Southern accent, as if all
>preachers are Southerners. I suppose what they're really doing is
>imitating comedians that they've heard imitate Rev. Billy Graham. Is it
>possible that in England, anyone meaning to mimic a preacher slides
>into a shitty fake SCOTTISH accent? If that's the case, it would
>explain why your wife thought the recording of Phil preaching was
>really you in real life, pretending to preach.
>
>Just a possibility.
>
>So far, I have never been mistaken for Pope Phil.
>
>But that time you thought you heard Pope Black preaching, with his
>shitty REAL Southern accent, THAT was really Rev. ErRoR.
Mmm, the bit I was listening to, Monty 'fessed to sounding like a
southern preacher too.
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR" Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:53:57 GMT
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In article <191220041102505619%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:
> In article , IMBJR
> wrote:
>
> > I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> > that you?"
> >
>
> In the U.S., whenever a lamebrain wants to mimic a preacher, they
> automatically slide into a shitty fake Southern accent, as if all
> preachers are Southerners. I suppose what they're really doing is
> imitating comedians that they've heard imitate Rev. Billy Graham. Is it
> possible that in England, anyone meaning to mimic a preacher slides
> into a shitty fake SCOTTISH accent? If that's the case, it would
> explain why your wife thought the recording of Phil preaching was
> really you in real life, pretending to preach.
>
> Just a possibility.
>
> So far, I have never been mistaken for Pope Phil.
>
> But that time you thought you heard Pope Black preaching, with his
> shitty REAL Southern accent, THAT was really Rev. ErRoR.
THAT'S BULLSHIT ! IT'S SO TOTALLY FUCKED IT'S FUCKED UP !
err.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:17:03 +0000 (UTC)
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Rev. ErRoR wrote:
> THAT'S BULLSHIT ! IT'S SO TOTALLY FUCKED IT'S FUCKED UP !
> err.
hmmm. very more-ish
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR" Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 18:46:50 GMT
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In article , Pope Phil
wrote:
> Rev. ErRoR wrote:
>
>
> > THAT'S BULLSHIT ! IT'S SO TOTALLY FUCKED IT'S FUCKED UP !
> > err.
>
>
> hmmm. very more-ish
Sorry Monty I promised not to do that !
I'll have another piece of that cake though !
and that zwarte piet is very Moorish ...
err.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:16:21 +0000 (UTC)
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I do NOT have a shitty fake Scottish accent. there's nothing about my
accent that is Scottish. my blood supply has a high percentage of
SCOTCH though
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , IMBJR
> wrote:
>
>
>>I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
>>that you?"
>>
>
>
> In the U.S., whenever a lamebrain wants to mimic a preacher, they
> automatically slide into a shitty fake Southern accent, as if all
> preachers are Southerners. I suppose what they're really doing is
> imitating comedians that they've heard imitate Rev. Billy Graham. Is it
> possible that in England, anyone meaning to mimic a preacher slides
> into a shitty fake SCOTTISH accent? If that's the case, it would
> explain why your wife thought the recording of Phil preaching was
> really you in real life, pretending to preach.
>
> Just a possibility.
>
> So far, I have never been mistaken for Pope Phil.
>
> But that time you thought you heard Pope Black preaching, with his
> shitty REAL Southern accent, THAT was really Rev. ErRoR.
>
Correspondent:: DrNerdware Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 12:53:04 +0000
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Pope Phil wrote:
> I do NOT have a shitty fake Scottish accent. there's nothing about my
> accent that is Scottish. my blood supply has a high percentage of
> SCOTCH though
I may slide into a shitty fake Sarf Larndan accent.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:14:37 +0000 (UTC)
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IMBJR wrote:
> I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> that you?"
>
but... I'm INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!!
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:09:12 +0000
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:14:37 +0000 (UTC), in reply to Pope Phil
:
>IMBJR wrote:
>> I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
>> that you?"
>>
>
>
>but... I'm INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!!
Which one?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:51:35 GMT
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In article <2n0hs0h6tff7f2qqpa2t0pebggilguj6c1@4ax.com>,
IMBJR wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:14:37 +0000 (UTC), in reply to Pope Phil
> :
> >IMBJR wrote:
> >> I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
> >> that you?"
> >>
> >but... I'm INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!!
>
> Which one?
"I want her to suck on my dick like it has the ANTIDOTE in it!"
- Chris Rock
Just thought I'd guide you in your deliberations, there.
--
HellPope Huey
"Wax my mainmast, matey",
said Popeye's gay cousin, Cockeye.
"When fascism comes to this country,
it won't come wearing jackboots;
it'll come wearing sneakers with lights in them
and it'll have a smiley face
and a Michael Jordan t-shirt on."
- George Carlin
"Those Acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?"
- "From Dusk Till Dawn"
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 21:07:31 +0000 (UTC)
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <2n0hs0h6tff7f2qqpa2t0pebggilguj6c1@4ax.com>,
> IMBJR wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:14:37 +0000 (UTC), in reply to Pope Phil
>>:
>>
>>>IMBJR wrote:
>
>
>>>>I'm listening to Pope Monty rant and my wife walked in and said, "Is
>>>>that you?"
>>>>
>>>
>>>but... I'm INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!!
>>
>>Which one?
>